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  1. [quote name='fluffyewunga' date='18 March 2010 - 07:33 PM' timestamp='1268924597' post='2229287']
    I actully love u guys. Very funny annoucment. I feel i must decline your offer as fun as it would be to see the results if i accepted. If Freelancer is really quiting this time [i]i'm sure he will still be with us in spirt.[/i][/quote]

    It's been an interesting time, the [URL=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showuser=768]astrocytoma brain tumor[/URL] was telling tales of prophesy, when a turn for the worst and manic behavior stated appearing.

    Words such as CDC and [i]mandatory[/i] inoculations all of a sudden came spewing, last we've heard the best physicians & psychiatrists have been flown in from all over the globe, ( spared no expense ) to treat our tumor.

    [IMG]http://www.wcpn.org/photos/news/2008/surgery.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://images.slashdot.org/articles/09/03/25/1530224-1.png[/IMG]

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    We’re not sure who or what caused this relapse.

    I read once Nostradamus suffered a similar affliction before his demise, hopefully the medical advancements we’ve gained over the ages can cure him, what fun would this place be without him trying to look up your skirt?

  2. It's been a hoot so far.

    It's been for me...

    HELLO .... Mr Diplomat... You around ? Purge me I have sinned.

    Your nuclear attack against Albionore was a success. Albionore lost 8479 defending soldiers, 238 defending tanks, 7 cruise missiles, 152.315 miles of land, 20.84 technology, 152.32 infrastructure, 75% of their aircraft, and 25% of their nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses Albionore will experience many days of economic devastation in their nation.

    I'll be offering you a one time deal for individual surrender, they will be very fair terms :P

    / Poseidons Rage waves to the old man with a cane Goose, ( You'll enjoy this )

  3. I'm shocked it wasn't USN.

    Despite Freelancer's relentless pursuit to see USN eradicated for the verse, the rest of us can read a treaty just fine, however I think it's time for a Brainy Game Show.

    What shall we call this one ? ahhh " Getting to know your armed enemy"

    To: Poseidons Rage From: The Archduke Date: 1/28/2010 2:16:40 AM

    Subject: RE: Spy Operation Attack

    Message: I'm a diplomat! I would recommend that you don't attack me with those WMDs - if you do, I will see to it that you pay very high indemnities and destroy your nuclear weapons and wonder.

    Oh my god it's a diplomat: Translation (I have no purpose and spend 90 percent of my time in irc sucking up)

    My favorite part, if I launch he will ensure I have to destroy my WMD's and the wonder that makes them all so possible.

    We at The Brain try to keep ourselves up on new technologies and education, obviously UINE doesn't.

    Now a word from our sponsor.

    Manhattan Project - $100,000,000 - The Manhattan Project allows nations below 5% of the top nations in the game to develop nuclear weapons. The Manhattan Project cannot be destroyed once it is created. The wonder requires 3,000 infrastructure, 300 technology, and a uranium resource.

    Bob tell The Archduke what he's won.

    Well Rage, for this ridiculous attempt at fear mongering among the elite crowd of the diplomat, he wins a daily nuke for the next 5 days to ruin as much infrastructure, land and technology as possible and a for the citizens of this great land, the consolation prize.

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    I don't scare easy nor does The Brain, We have a first strike nuke policy and you will feel it within a few hours.

    That ends this morning's broadcast from Lord of the Sea

    Edited for tags and formatting

  4. These last 72 hours have produced more attention for Internet Superheroes than I could ever imagine.

    Now that Doitzel is lurking in #is, and Schat is making a thread about us, I feel special.

    Somebody pinch me.

    Doitzel is the last person you should be worrying about, I would be more concerned with the world at large or "The Silent Majority" who's attention you've caught, then ask yourself will part of the surrender terms be disbandment ?

    Do you have a winter house ? If so I would make preparations for the move just is case, you never know when fire may hit.

  5. So why go into PM if you are so "Protected" and "Have tons of $$"? Something seems out of whack.

    Go back to none and War mode and I will show you how real raids work ;)

    That would be my eccentric benefactors, they find threads and comments of this nature quite amusing

    I'm no longer in peace mode, I did that to re-align my trades, keep in mind I'm on the Red Team and if you feel the need to vent out your anger I'm not hard to find, don't be surprised if you find yourself in a pickle you can't get out of.

    It's been awhile. Welcome back, my old dancing partner :P

    Who are you ? oops almost forgot, yes your the nut who likes to admit his quilt in an open irc channel.

    This is brilliant. You're my idol.

    No need there are much more brilliant people than I in this realm, I was just an agent of LOL

    I loved tech raiding... it really is a shame there is no one to raid at me level worth my time and effort, it was an art and I really miss it. It's people like you that make it EXCITING.

    Glad you enjoyed the show. :)

  6. hmm... after giving this some actual thought if i was able to hit you knowing your intensions, all i would have to do is have another raider with nukes waiting so when you made your jump they would declare war and nuke you. its not as if you can buy as many nukes as you want at a time.

    so in theory you make a huge jump and as you buy your nuke to hit me 1 or 2 nations declare on you nuking you and following up with everything they have before long if done right all raider involved would leave with alot of cash, tech, and land....

    By the way im not saying i will try but then again im not saying i wont...

    you may be seeing me in the future :lol1::nuke::awesome:

    An interesting scenario you propose, however given my exponential growth and game mechanic's I figure you should be in my range somewhere around the year "never"

    Then I want you to include this into your equation.

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    Do you know where that came from ? Well I do, if you think my benefactors will stand by while you $%&@ and pillage there investment, I have some unfortunate news for you.

  7. Good Evening Folks, it's been a fun couple days, as you can see I've updated my sig, with some memorable quotes from this thread and I want to thank everybody who stopped by, however all good things must come to an end eventually.

    I have received some fine offers from alliances wanting me among the ranks.

    I've made a decision.

    May I have a drum roll please..

    It comes with great pleasure to Announce that I have chosen The Cult of Justitia.

    In the next few days, I will be moving to The Red team as long Pacifica doesn't mind and from the few PM's I received I think they will welcome me among the sphere with open arms.

    If your asking why I choose this fine alliance.

    Recruiters, take a note personalize your messages..

    To: Poseidons Rage From: Schattenmann Date: 8/3/2009 4:38:04 PM

    Subject: Why hello

    Message: I like your style. I am pulling together an alliance, the Cult of Justitia. We are committed to a withdrawn foreign policy, but that doesn't preclude a fun ride in the odd war should the opportunity present itself.

    Your recent operation has demonstrated that you're patient and calculating, and I need some dedicated people who are willing to put in the work on the front end.

    If you're interested, get in touch. #CoJ on coldfront, or forums.coj-cn.co.cc

    To: Schattenmann From: Poseidons Rage Date: 8/3/2009 5:10:58 PM

    Subject: RE: Why hello

    Message: *Nods at the editor of TWIP*

    This is exactly the recruitment message I was looking for, personalized and to the point.

    If you'd be so kind as to give me 24 hours to alert my benefactors of the decision I made, I would be happy to Join your Cult.

    To: Poseidons Rage From: Schattenmann Date: 8/4/2009 9:02:00 PM

    Subject: RE: Why hello

    Message: I'll keep the light on for you :D

    This ends tonight's broadcast

  8. Why did you tell your POW that he was protected by the Maroon Team? Seems a bit random.

    I feel kinda bad for the guy; first he gets Furs and Lead as natives and then he tries his hand at raiding and gets nuked. :P

    If you believe anything I write or do is random then you have miscalculated.

    Many Many moon ago, I lived in The Maroon Church, this was my way to get you major players who so happen to run this color to hopefully re-establish that protection order, there are some of us who think being in an alliance can be a pain in the rear end, we just want to do our thing without having to worry about being attacked every other day.. Hopefully my subtle hint gets you thinking.

    As for our contestant, yes his first 2 months on our planet have been filled with failure, the one thing I would really love to see is the GDA thread when I'd imagine he came begging for help, I'd bet that's funnier than this thread :P

  9. So how much damage do you estimate you caused him?

    Not even close to a 1,000,000th of what this entire operation cost, lets put it this way, what OV is about to receive in reparations times it by 2.

    Although one of my benefactor's who by the way is highly eccentric believes this was worth the price

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    At any rate, it would have been more interesting if you attacked a known alliance. Waited for the alliance to triple team you. Grow 3-4 times bigger than them and nuke all 4 of them. That would be interesting yet evil.

    I would never attack anyone, it would have ruined the entire storyline and the shock and awe our contestant received, we have rewarded him this though.

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    He himself might not get anymore targets, but remember, he said he is Mine #14, meaning there are at LEAST 13 others out there. They will probably not speak up now that this has been brought up.

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    To the OP:

    From a man who says this rarely, I say Thank you.

    Your Welcome, one satisfied viewer makes it all worth it, we thank you for tuning in.

    Lets talk about some rules, if your gona spy on Atlantis, please don't be stupid, go for the Nuke, she's all alone, remember if you get caught, guess whats coming next, I'm sure you know :P

    To: Poseidons Rage From: Unknown Sender Date: 8/5/2009 12:58:33 AM

    Subject: Spy Operation Attack

    Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. In the attack the enemy spies targeted your Internal Revenue Services (IRS) and managed to change your national tax rate to a level of 27%. Your attacker was able to returned home unharmed and unidentified.

  10. I guess if being a vigilante floats you boat then keep at it. Still, it seems pointless to not at least try to extort the tech back and send it along to its rightful owners if thats what this sad little display of e-peen flaunting is actually about.

    Apprentice Hydro, may I be as bold to ask, have you read the entire thread?

    I’ll re-cap for those tuning in late.

    {occ}

    The interactive saga of Poseidon’s Rage was just that, a soap opera if you will developed to entertain “you” the viewers of Planet Bob. What you were unaware of, the script had a few different endings “Your” reactions decided the outcome.

    As I said here

    I was speaking with one of our superiors today about the reactions I received from this thread, to be frank and honest we did not expect this, we expected pure outrage (Think pre GW2) Mongo and Decollo-Letum come to mind, which if happened the story line would have changed

    As most stories we need a catchy title, something to grab the viewer’s eye, “All Raiders of Technology” short and to the point emm your thinking does this pertain to ME? Second Part “Welcome to the Abyss” Now you’re thinking, ok who just got hit and is whining NOW?

    Habit has you click the link and now we have your attention.

    The creators of this script could care less who raids who or what you choose to do in game, they needed a catalyst a precursor for the story and if planet bob is anything it’s predictable, one day in none produced the first contestant. I hold no I’ll wills to the GDA who was gracious enough to partake in this story unwillingly or the Nation Leader himself.

    I imagine the next contestant story will be titled “Land Mine 8 has just exploded” unfortunately, this is information I am not privy to and like most of you, will have to wait to read that episode.

    Thank You all for tuning in, we hope you enjoyed the show, as for me my fait is undecided at the moment.

    {/occ}

  11. Psssh, becoming famous by nuking someone is sooooo 2006! :awesome:

    *Nods to Tyga*

    An effective tactic taken right from your playbook, thanks coach :)

    Anyhow, nice work on the plan. While I have no real hatred or love for tech raiding it is amusing to see the tables turned on a raider for a change. Happy nuking!

    I gave him peace, one was quite effective, I'm sure The Black Rain covering his capitol city for the next few days should be a enough of a reminder.

    You really have no idea who you're talking to.

    He may not, but I do, if I recall you wrote quite a handy guide for our wanbe spies, an excellent read in my opinion, however like your previous incarnation Freelancer does not do subtle well, not at all.

    CN is afterall a war game. Some people forget that fact and think its just an economic exercise. Whether you fight in an alliance war or in a tech raid - it's all in fun! This anti-tech raid was "Priceless". B)

    We appreciate the compliment,.

    {occ}

    As I said earlier we had a couple wrinkles in the plan which I'll share, frankly cause I laugh ever time I think about it.

    The first came sometime in early June, when I was 7 days inactive, I had roughly 147 million saved, aid slots baring my benefactors, when I log in to find myself under attack.

    One post set a chain of events in place that can only be described as WOW, what efficiency, the end result was I remaining quite, never attacked back and within hours my attacker sending massive amounts of tech back to the alliance I was assured safe haven.

    Maybe one day that will get declassified and posted here for all to see, it was truly funnier than the OP itself just for the fact that the Minister of Defense at the alliance I was staying at never new the event even happened, the more I think about that talk about scary.

    The second came when I lost my uranium trade the day I went to None, boy did I have to run back home quick.. :P

    {/occ}

    That would be it. While many saw Bernard Goetz as a hero, vigilantism comes with a price. Make a mistake and the "landmine" scheme turns off a ruler on Planet Bob just as fast as any reaver busting up smaller nations just because they can.

    Thank You for your concern, however unlike most I understand the political climate of the world I live.

    TLDR means I pay attention.

  12. Ohh my, this thread is still alive?

    BamaBuc, The citizens of Atlantis are compassionate and kind, without saying we believe in Justice and it has been served, there was no reason to continue once our terms were met.

    Chairman Hal, is this something you had in mind?

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    Heinous One, I will admit, if I had a chance to turn back the clock, I may have waited and done things a little different.

    {occ}

    I was speaking with one of our superiors today about the reactions I received from this thread, to be frank and honest we did not expect this, we expected pure outrage (Think pre GW2) Mongo and Decollo-Letum come to mind, which if happened the story line would have changed

    {/occ}

  13. Well your balance would have taken around 4 and a half with just five slots just by itself. So are you talking a build up from ground zero?

    I ran into a few little problems early on and one recent, which delayed the OP, our projected time line was July 4th.

    Rorschach's Journal, August 2, Sunday 10:50 AM...

    ...A cat disguised as a mouse lours in a rat. After 6 months preparing for the day he would stand high and mighty over vermin, he reported it out to the world. He claims moral superiority, and the public, as always, will believe it.

    You're no better than him. You loured a weak thieve into your trap because you wanted recognition in this world. It got you recognition. From moaners. Moaners that can't take what the world has to give. Moaners that don't understand that there are others who do this without shouting it to the world and thus, without displaying themselves or canceling their operation once they received recognition.

    Don't quit your day job.

    OCC

    Since my day job title is Administrator of Delivery Operations at a fortune 500 company, I'm thinking of changing jobs and I'm starting to like this one. ( I work drive thru at McDonalds)

    IC

    Yes I loured a weak thief into my trap, however if you think this has anything to do with Tech Raiding, think again, this whole thing is about adding something new and interesting to the game, Tech Raiding was just a means to an end, it made for a good title, stick that in you journal.

    I'm sure as soon as one of my supporters see's this I may get a stern talking to, some of you are all missing the point.

    OCC

    "We play a game people" Games are supposed to be fun unless your on the losing end. I don't like to loose, however, I'm not going to throw the game pieces on the floor if I find myself in checkmate.

  14. That's a recruitment message. Kudos on winning.

    *Shakes Head *

    Ty Sir.

    I do have a question though, wouldn't this type of recruitment message attract the wrong element?

    I will be looking for a home, lets try something different this time.

    I wouldn't be that active of a member, I cause no trouble unless someone comes looking for it, some may say I would server another master, they would be wrong, I was a delivery agent that's it...

    Does anyone have any suggestions where I could live peacefully among this large planet ?

  15. As a term of surrender, I am posting here publicly to admit my defeat at the hands of Poseidon's Rage.

    I have learned that tech raiding is wrong and in future, will earn my tech the way everyone else does, working for it.

    Per my surrender terms, I have sent you a peace offer, be well and a prosperous recovery to your nation.

    To another matter, can someone from The NSO please explain why this traitorous scum is allowed in your home..?

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  16. As this whole day has been quite fun, I must retire, however let it be known, I am not a man with out forgivenss in my heart, I have offered the following terms to my opponent and I await his answer..

    To: RIPDIME From: Poseidons Rage Date: 8/1/2009 7:58:18 PM

    Subject: Repent

    Message: Are you enjoying your 15 minutes of fame? Now the question still remains, what have we learned.

    Surrender Terms are as follows

    1.. Post and admit defeat publicly in our thread.

    2 Put Lord of The Sea POW in AA for a period of one week, and protected by The Maroon Team in your Bio for that period.

    3 Admit the error of your ways and earn your tech the old fashion way... work for it..

    Good Night CN and have a pleasant tomorrow.

  17. If you don't want to worry about tech raiders, just move to the Red Sphere where tech raiding is not allowed by any alliance in red.

    Interesting concept, I was under the impression The NPO had to abolish The Revenge Doctrine..

    @Francesca.

    Your correct my superiors designed this OP as a game of chance per-say, wana tech raid, roll the dice and become the next public example. This should be a fun month, let the manhunt begin.

  18. This seems like a clever idea, but even ZIing nations at that range takes pocket change to rebuild. You're wasting your time.

    PS: I raided a day ago.

    Maybe so, however this thread and idea will go down in CN history, it's hard to become famous here, I did it with one post.

  19. Poseidons Rage, I salute you. It's not often I see people play the "long game" like that, and when people do a tip of the cap is in order.

    * Bows Before His Majesty *

    Sir, I thank you for the compliment and the tip of the hat, although I believe you deserve that much more than I, playing the " Long Game "

  20. Looks like neither of you read the OP. :P He was sub 3K NS when declared on, and then jumped up into the 11K range after being attacked. To Velocity, he could probably not replish his forces all way long and still win every battle, and I don't think the raider could even GA with the odds that stacked. To Thor, he didn't have nukes, as by any outside indication he was defenseless, again less than 3K NS. The only way to have any indication of this event happening would be by spies, and a cursory look at the raider's nation makes me think he has no spies. This is not a case of a stupid raider, this is a case of a smart anti-raider. I would also like to echo the sentiments of the poster who said the OP is bad#@$. :v:

    We have a winner, you Sir win the prize of a NO-TLDR, an unfortunate reality that has plagued Bob far to long.

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