[UME Public announcement and apology to all of CN]

UME eh?

Hope this works out and you don't draw any more unwanted attention to yourselves

Thank you for your well wishes.

[UME Public announcement and apology to all of CN]

Yes it is time to amend our ways. I have seen the light of total pacifism and will lead the UME to new economic heights.

[UME RECRUITING OFFICE]

As I recall NONE of us have zero infra. Thus all of IRON's posts are invalid.

[UME RECRUITING OFFICE]

Join at your own risk.

We never said it was going to be easy if someone joined UME.

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MAHOUTS.

:jihad: :jihad: :jihad:

[UME RECRUITING OFFICE]

I was thinking of saying something, Then I thought it would be mean... Join here if you dont like infra

Good luck recruiting guys.. You'll need it.

Joss

We fight hard and play hard, even troll hard. Only the most elite need apply to our team. Of course, we do welcome outside support in terms of dongs and tech.

[UME RECRUITING OFFICE]

Gentlemen (and Ladies, if any exist here):

Many of you have met UME. Many of you have seen what UME can do for you and your nation. If you would like to support the cause, we are currently accepting applications to our elite team.

Requirements:

1) sense of humor

2) dedication to the GRAND MAHOUT UTOPOS

3) never giving up

4) be a cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything

Any questions? PM me on forums.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

- lulzilla

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