Jacob the Malignant

Kneel before I, your true Lord!

How dare you disturb my eternal slumber by leaving pointless comments in my profile!

You dare disturb my profile page's eternal slumber, heathen?

So what do you think of the new Muse album?

Hey there Mr. Bigshot, you haven't called me in awhile. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME DAVE?

Happy birthday complete and random stranger. I was looking at the birthday's for today, and randomly clicked your name. I feel as though fate has destined me to wish you a happy birthday

nyuk nyuk 'member me ol' chap

MvP? This is your god speaking

Gran!! Guess what guess what!?

God damn it, I lost the game

Want some friends

snap what happened to you

why aren't I, of all people, a friend here David?

dood i cannot stop staring at your avatar

happy birthday :awe

dude send my nation $$$

Goddamnit man

I demand you leave a proper comment on my profile

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I've been good myself. I just quit CN because I got bored with it

Good to see you, I recently re-joined CN. How have things been going for you?

I don't know...who are you?

I think you know who I am

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