[Aloha's Declaration of Existence]

I see 4 alliance announcements on the front page. 1 was made by zoomzoomzoom who has over 1000 forum posts, 2 were made by people with over 200 forums posts, then this one was POSTED by someone with under 50 posts.

All of the membership of Aloha has years of CN experience. Just because one doesn't post on the forums, doesn't mean he/she doesn't have experience.

Take me for example. I only have 792 posts on the forums (far far fewer than a lot of newer people who post a lot) which only averages out to about .76 post per day. But I can tell you that I am 99% sure that I am better than you when it comes to ANYTHING to do with an alliance.

On that note:

Contrats PJ, Big_Jess (lol jeff) and LID

So what you're trying to tell me is that Member No.: 491 and Member No.: 13,391 have been here a lot longer than Member No.: 23,928?

[Ordo Verde Announcement]

yay that one guy from #rok!!!

[Another IPA DoW]

posting before cj does.

i like this.

[Fark Declares in Support of Ragnarok]

[Farkistan Announcement]

I am now confused about which one of us was being sarcastic.

I will talk to you later. How do you feel about Friday around eight?

I feel like that's unacceptable. Me and Ruler with Plan X are in a committed relationship. I don't need your meddling.

[Farkistan Announcement]

Actually there was plenty of communication, NEXT

sar·chasm ('sär-"ka-z&m) : The giant gulf (chasm) between what is said and the person who doesn't get it.

[Farkistan Announcement]

Waiting for the cancellation clause to end. Duh.

You overestimate us, really. It had nothing to do with that. It had more to do with the fact we can't trust dumb people like you.

[Farkistan Announcement]

Lines being snorted

Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, WHICH IS YOUR BLOW, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!

[They're Grrrrrrrreat Patriotic War]

Don't forget Red Star now.

Wait a sec. Didn't Red Star come to us last night asking for peace?

[Red Star]

Aw Red Star.

Congrats on the surrender!

[\m/OAR WAR NECESSARY!!!!!!!!!!]

Vermilion Entente is with you!

With who? The Superfriends?

We'll stop attacking you if you join us....

[Suddenly!]

Yay new [super]friends!

[That's no Maroon...]

No. Just, no. Nothing beats posting false treaties. Gotta love it. Shows a lot for for my sense of humor.

Fixed.

[Status of Alpha Testing]

My clock is set via software with the US atomic clock. My clock is more accurate than most of yours. I hit register at exactly 12:00:00 AM US central time. It's Alpha and I found a bug. The hard way lol.

That doesn't make your clock synced with the server clock...

[That's no Maroon...]

Oh I want to sign too!

Newtylicious - Official Maroon Bull Guardian.