[A joint announcement between MHA and GO]

Woah, woah, woah..

We're making them WASH Pudge's TRUCK?!

These are quite possibly the most brutal terms.. Actually, the other 3 are great... but #4?

Harsh.



o/ MHA!
o/ TUF! You guys were awesome for the few minutes I was fighting one of your nations.

Blu

[Public Notice from Karma]

I'm posting this for someone else who doesn't have an account on the forums. He decided to surrender after my horrible war crime of Mass-PMing IRON some good ol' Vogan Poetry.

To: Blucaboose979 From: Marka Ragnos Date: 5/10/2009 1:24:43 PM

Subject: RE: Urgent!-Vogan Poetry Report

Message: After seeing such a wonderful poem, the people of Ragnia felt that it was a wise move to surrender.

Care to provide further instructions for surrender?

To: Blucaboose979 From: Marka Ragnos Date: 5/10/2009 1:26:30 PM

Subject: RE: Urgent!-Vogan Poetry Report

Message: Oh and could it be possible that you would post my surrender on CN forum...I don't have an account there..

thank you for the help

I'll be PMing the nations at war with him about it. On another note, here's the Vogan poetry I sent out:

To: Osaku From: Blucaboose979 Date: 5/8/2009 4:41:28 PM

Subject: Urgent!-Vogan Poetry Report

Message: Your nation has been attacked with Vogan poetry. Your soldiers managed to capture an excerpt from said poem, but died shortly after:

See, see the confuncious sky

Marvel at its big lime-green depths.

Tell me, Glargwall do you

Wonder why the narwhal ignores you?

Why its foobly stare

makes you feel crusty.

I can tell you, it is

Worried by your fulippididdulous facial growth

That looks like

A mold.

What's more, it knows

Your vericulous potting shed

Smells of caterpillar.

Everything under the big confuncious sky

Asks why, why do you even bother?

You only charm old underwears.

It's a great tactic. If it doesn't make your opponent die.

[Declaration of Revenge]

Of course its srs! I'll be in 6 wars as of update tonight, and I plan on quad attacking all 6 TOG nations with my massive army of soldiers armed with slingshots and cap guns. They won't know what hit 'em. Beg for mercy, TOG!