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  1. I couldn't get drunk on Guinness (wayyy too thick and bitter to have that many), so I would have to go with Corona, which does taste sort of like piss if it's not served chilled and with limes.

    What I'm more interested in is:

    How do you know what piss tastes like D:

    /me is hoping for some strange childhood story

  2. We shall not waiver, we shall not back off, even if we shall fall while we do it, we shall honour all our treaties.

    Athens, like its predeccessors both Camelot and HoTU, have always been about honour, upholding those treaties, those treaties we sign with true friends.

    So, be it for the last time, or be it heard in the years to come...

    o/ AQUA!

    o/ Athens

    o/ C&G

    o/ MK

    o/ Planet Bob

    And I never thought I'd have to say this, never wanted to say this, but....

    DEATH TO NPO!!!

    o/ C&G

    o/ ATHENS

    O/ TO ATHENS AND ALL HER ALLIES

  3. Camelot was founded a little over 2 months ago and we've already breached the 500,000 Total NS mark and we've already set out sights on breaching the 1,000,000 Total NS mark...So, how has Camelot become so successful?

    We're successful because we know that there is no member that should become just a statistic. Everyone is entitled to help out, everyone is encouraged to participate. Recruiting, ambassadorships, aiding people... The quickest way to grow Camelot, is to grow you!

  4. I'm going to agree with my bud on this one. I got hit on the first day of these new events...Not happy. I'm not going to agree with him on the complete abolishment of events, but a scale back. These game generated events throw some randomness into the game, I like that, but this much of a swing is too much. Events need to be rare, I hadn't had an event before this one for about 2-3 months. It was a joy to get them. But now, a 10% chance? too much I say.

  5. There was once a little jackrabbit....

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    Random names aside, there was once a little alliance called Camelot who met another alliance called....

    Ahh hell, a treaty so awsome why bother writing an into

    o/ Camelot

    o/ Rok

    o/ Aqua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I.Preamble

    This document hereby establishes a strengthened bond of friendship between Ragnarok and the Camelot. It will stand to protect the safety, security, and prosperity of all members through the mutual distribution of information.

    II.Sovereignty

    It is understood that both Ragnarok and Camelot will remain sovereign and independent bodies, and are not expected to militarily assist the other signing entity in a conflict against a body not recognized by this document.

    III. Aggression

    A. No acts of aggression between Camelot and Ragnarok shall exist for the duration spanning the ratification of this document. Acts of aggression within this treaty are defined as:

    A Declaration of War against the other signing entity;

    Monetary or military aiding of a known enemy of the other signing entity;

    Spy infiltrations of individual nations or alliances as a whole;

    Threatening/Hostile statements exchanged on boards, IRC, or ingame PM;

    B. In the event of a large-scale conflict occurring between one of the undersigned alliances and a third party alliance already holding a treaty to the other undersigned alliance of this treaty, the undersigned alliances shall remain neutral for the duration of the war, thus refraining from violating the terms outlined in Article III A

    IV. Aggression Violation

    If a member of an undersigned alliance violates the terms outlined in Article III A, they will be given twenty-four hours after being notified of the violation to offer peace and pay reparations equal to the damage inflicted. Payment of reparations may be neglected only if the undersigned would be violating a preexisting treaty or document of surrender by doing so. Defending nations will not retaliate unless the the offender fails to comply within the twenty-four hour period.

    If the offending nation refuses to comply with the terms outlined defining a violation of the undersigned's non-aggression, will not offer peace within the twenty-four hour time frame, and proves incapable of providing reason for the lack of compliance, the offending nation's alliance will investigate the incident thoroughly and hand out punishment and/or reparations as appropriate. Furthermore, the expelled nations is to be considered a rogue by both parties, and is to be dealt with accordingly.

    V.Aiding

    A. Although it is not mandated for Camelot and Ragnarok to partake in economic, military, or technological exchange, it is encouraged as an act of open diplomacy and continued friendly relations. The friendship aforementioned within the Preamble may cease to exist should one party refuse to aid the other in a time of dire need.

    B. In times of war, it is possible that any aiding could spell trouble for the Ragnarok and/or the Camelot. Because of this, any aid being exchanged during peacetime will be terminated if parties are not facing a mutual enemy. This can be voided by mutual agreement between appropriate officials of both alliances.

    VI.Intelligence

    With the passing of this document, Camelot and Ragnarok agree to open exchange of intelligence regarding any sort of diplomatic or militaristic action one is considering. For this to happen, it is heavily encouraged that the parties pursue continued intercommunication. Discussion through one another's forums, IRC channels, and using ingame PM systems to exchange information is vital to the longevity of this document.

    VII. Civility

    Both signatory alliances shall be resolute in their in their demands that the members of their alliances act in a civil and polite manner when speaking to members of the other signatory alliance, especially in public forums and other populated venues.

    VIII. Termination

    This document may be terminated by a unanimous decision by the governing bodies of either one (1) of either Camelot or Ragnarok. A grace period of 72 hours is to exist between the statement and actual revocation of said treaty.

    IX. Ratification

    We, the undersigned officials of the Camelot and Ragnarok agree to the terms outlined in this treaty as binding and tolerable, and wish to pursue such relations.

    Signed for Ragnarok:

    Van Hoo III, Emperor of Ragnarok

    Gen Lee, Prime Minister

    SanderP, High Chancellor

    Mykep, Vice Chancellor

    Topia, Lord of War

    Signed for Camelot:

    Londo Mollari, Ruling Council

    Lightningdelta, Ruling Council

    Darkslayer, Ruling Council

    Manbearpig, Jester

    PurpleBadgerino, Black Knight

    ThePimp, Golden Knight

  6. ISSF-Camelot wub treaty

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    Not so long ago, the ASC appointed a diplomat to the ISSF, and after many long conversations (many involving me being kicked over the ol' Aqua-Orange debate) we got off to a lovely start. Continuing these arguements from camelot (many of which still end with me being kicked from #ISSF, both Camelot and ISSF are proud to present.........

    I.Preamble

    This document hereby establishes a strengthened bond of friendship between International States for Solidarity and Freedom and the Camelot. It will stand to protect the safety, security, and prosperity of all members through the mutual distribution of information.

    II.Sovereignty

    It is understood that both ISSF and Camelot will remain sovereign and independent bodies, and are not expected to militarily assist the other signing entity in a conflict against a body not recognized by this document.

    III. Aggression

    A. No acts of aggression between Camelot and ISSF shall exist for the duration spanning the ratification of this document. Acts of aggression within this treaty are defined as:

    A Declaration of War against the other signing entity;

    Monetary or military aiding of a known enemy of the other signing entity;

    Spy infiltrations of individual nations or alliances as a whole;

    Threatening/Hostile statements exchanged on boards, IRC, or ingame PM;

    B. In the event of a large-scale conflict occurring between one of the undersigned alliances and a third party alliance already holding a treaty to the other undersigned alliance of this treaty, the undersigned alliances shall remain neutral for the duration of the war, thus refraining from violating the terms outlined in Article III A

    IV. Aggression Violation

    If a member of an undersigned alliance violates the terms outlined in Article III A, they will be given twenty-four hours after being notified of the violation to offer peace and pay reparations equal to the damage inflicted. Payment of reparations may be neglected only if the undersigned would be violating a preexisting treaty or document of surrender by doing so. Defending nations will not retaliate unless the the offender fails to comply within the twenty-four hour period.

    If the offending nation refuses to comply with the terms outlined defining a violation of the undersigned's non-aggression, will not offer peace within the twenty-four hour time frame, and proves incapable of providing reason for the lack of compliance, the offending nation's alliance will investigate the incident thoroughly and hand out punishment and/or reparations as appropriate. Furthermore, the expelled nations is to be considered a rogue by both parties, and is to be dealt with accordingly.

    V.Aiding

    A. Although it is not mandated for Camelot and ISSF to partake in economic, military, or technological exchange, it is encouraged as an act of open diplomacy and continued friendly relations. The friendship aforementioned within the Preamble may cease to exist should one party refuse to aid the other in a time of dire need.

    B. In times of war, it is possible that any aiding could spell trouble for the ISSF and/or the Camelot. Because of this, any aid being exchanged during peacetime will be terminated if parties are not facing a mutual enemy. This can be voided by mutual agreement between appropriate officials of both alliances.

    VI.Intelligence

    With the passing of this document, Camelot and ISSF agree to open exchange of intelligence regarding any sort of diplomatic or militaristic action one is considering. For this to happen, it is heavily encouraged that the parties pursue continued intercommunication. Discussion through one another's forums, IRC channels, and using ingame PM systems to exchange information is vital to the longevity of this document.

    VII. Optional Defense

    Although it is not mandated by this document, should either signatory alliance require military assistance in any form, and the request for assistance is made through the proper channels, the other signatory alliance is encouraged to provide all requested aid or defense.

    VIII. Civility

    Both signatory alliances shall be resolute in their in their demands that the members of their alliances act in a civil and polite manner when speaking to members of the other signatory alliance, especially in public forums and other populated venues.

    IX. Aqua-Orange Flame Wars

    Both Camelot and the ISSF hereby agree to when engaging in flame wars about the age old debate “Who is the better colour?â€, they are to keep it civil, and they also agree to find no winner. However, they agree to continue to encourage this flame war for eternity.

    X. Termination

    This document may be terminated by a unanimous decision by the governing bodies of either one (1) of either Camelot or ISSF. A grace period of 72 hours is to exist between the statement and actual revocation of said treaty.

    XI. Ratification

    We, the undersigned officials of the Camelot and ISSF agree to the terms outlined in this treaty as binding and tolerable, and wish to pursue such relations.

    Signed for Camelot:

    Londo Mollari, Ruling Council

    Lightningdelta, Ruling Council

    Signed for ISSF:

    bk, Imperial Chancellor

    Micheal Malone, Minister of Foreign Affairs

    Lord Monkey, Secretary of State

    Duke Lansky, Minister of Tech

    Gribs, Minister of Defense

  7. A Camelot Announcement

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    Greetings. Recently, Camelot has been the target of some dishonourable spy attacks. At first, we thought this was just a random attack as the nature of the attack was non-damaging, Some person just flexing his muscles. However, it has come to our attention that this attack was not random, and the perpetrator or perpetrators have decided to target Camelot. Several nations have had their technology destroyed, they have had their defcons changed and their governments have been changed too. We could simply look past and ignore the first attack or Gathering Information, however, these subsequent, damaging, and apparently recurring spy attacks on our nations cannot be ignored.

    So I'd like to send this message to the person, or people, who have been spying on our nations:

    You have avoided detection so far, but be warned: You WILL slip up eventually. And when you do. We will show NO mercy as you have shown absolutely NO honour! Give up now while you are ahead and do not continue in these dishonourable, underhanded attacks else when you do slip up, you will face the full consequences of you actions.

    Thank you!

    Signed

    Londo Mollari, King, Camelot Ruling Council

    Lightningdelta, Magician, Camelot Ruling Council

  8. We're also a very friendly alliance. We'll help you out, as Londo Said, by growing your nation as quick as possible. Remeber, by helping you grow, we grow too. Smaller nations can't grow as fast with just their own income as they can with help from larger alliances. Larger nations can also benefit from helping out the smaller nations by Tech dealing.

    So, become a knight today.

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