[Molon Labe DoW's MadLibs]

Yeah... someone is screwed.

Awesome pun!

[A Declaration of Peace]

Obligatory gun pron!

These are from my personal collection:

[Little Guy Takes No More]

What Phillip110 said above is true. That is the way it went down.

[Little Guy Takes No More]

I also would like to know what these "other issues" are because I am not aware of any.

[Little Guy Takes No More]

Greetings Everyone. As the Minister of Foreign Affairs for Vigilance, I am here to get this matter solved ASAP. LeGIG, I can assure you that the1andonlykris is a false flagging nation who is NOT (nor ever was) a member of Vigilance. As Phillip110 explained above, we are a peaceful alliance that does not and will not conduct unprovoked acts of war, such as spying and espionage. I politely suggest that the potential hostilities are ended immediately.

Sincerely,

ThePunk

MoFA for Vigilance