[An Announcement from Farkistan]

Darn goat-farkers trying to kill me.

[Farkistan Erection Announcement]

Here's to another month of getting stuff done.
:cheers:

[Farkistan announcement]

905 is exactly the number of minutes each month that he actually leads Fark. The rest of the time it's total anarchy

[Farkistan announcement]

Shortest Fark announcement ever.

Shortest gov epeens in Fark history

[Imperial Decree]

Congratulations Dajobo. You have certainly earned the time to enjoy fishing, camping and hookers and blow.

Thanks for all you have done. Enjoy your retirement

[Spartan Treaty Announcements]

Good luck to you in your future endeavors

[Glorious Peace]

Glad to finally see this. I fought some very honorable foes. Good luck rebuilding everyone

[Internal Memo - Code Report]

I'm glad to see this finally happen. I look forward to a good future with our friends in NATO

[Another hilarious erection announcement from Farkistan]

What's this? I don't even¿

Congrats to our new Council. And Cable too
:awesome:

[Farkistan March Erection Results]

Congratz to my friends in Fark. And the rest of you Farkers too

[An announcement from your friends in Farkistan]

Good luck to my friends in Fark

[Grizz Goose's beer reviews]

Here I thought I was going to get off with a single 24 tonight. Now I need to go back for more beer, damn you Pope.

/is glad the booze flows 24/7 in this state

[An official NATO Announcement]

Obligatory: Unexpected

Great to see. Congratulations and good luck on your future NATO

[The Amazing Sanction Race]

Don't forget, it has to hold it's sanction spot for ten days before adding the flag.

Go GRL

[Valhalla Announcement]

It'll be nice to see if the rest of the dominoes fall after this.

Congratulations FAN and Vox

[Another IPA DoW]

Fight the good fight IPA

[The Amazing Sanction Race]

Here's an interesting question for people who are better at math than I am - could the GRL ever reach a point where the environment was so bad that even people who aren't in peace mode or otherwise suffering economic penalties would get bill-locked?

No, because GRL is capped at 2.50.

Actually, it's capped at 5. But yeah basically what he said with a different number.

[May Day! May Day! Farkistan May Erection results]

New gov is

Switching from Stoli to McCormick? Not so much but indeed necessary

[Trident waves farewell.]

Ok, this is the worse news i have ever heard . As a joint protectorate of Trident (talking about Guru Order here) i have to say that you guys are really cool and much closer to each other than you think. I was hoping you could find some compromise once this all came to an end, man this day has started off really crap.

Mentor, from my perspective, it isn't as bad as it looks. This isn't the first time that Trident members have ended up on opposite sides of a war. The signatories hold no ill will toward each other or plans on destroying each other. It has been a good solid bloc, but lacking common goals and is time to move on. Good in that we can all respect and like each other yet find different ways. Aqua still does, and likely will always have a mutual respect for each other.

[OOC] Now I sound like my ex-wife LOL [/OOC]

[We find Farkistan Offensive]

o/ RIA

Aquahog approves of your DoW

[Farkistan Declaration of War]

Aquahog: Engage

[3 billion deaths on Planet Bob]

nvm

[Fark Declares in Support of Ragnarok]

Fully engaged

[Declaration of Jihad in the name of GOD]

Reading that DOW I absolutely know who wrote it.

Gimme back my robot when yur done with him

?O

no wait I can do it

?o\

o/ CSN

[Fark Declares in Support of Ragnarok]

Can someone explain the aquahog thing to me.

Also very nice blitz Fark.

Okay, I am marrying another wet pig because the first two times didn't work.