[Announcement from Terra-Cotta]

This is wonderful news to hear, good luck to all my brown bros.

/me brofists

[Crimson Brigade is back]

The Imperium of Man wished the Crimson Brigade the best of luck. And to always spread the will of the immortal god emperor across the galaxy, and to purge the unclean.

[Carpe Diem announcement]

Congratz to our brothers and sisters over at Carpe Diem.

[IPA Announcement]

Congratulations to our close friends at the IPA.

[The Truce at Bakura]

TPF were honorable and pretty cool guys.

HAIL THE EMPEROR, NSO & TGR, AND DEATH TO THE HERETICS.

[Announcement from the Imperium of Man]

You guys have the best war flag ever. Who is that?

That would be the god of bacon.

[Announcement from the Imperium of Man]

HERE WE GO

[Carpe Diem celebration.]

Happy birthday to a great alliance.

[ex-/b/ members]

Those /b/ alliance members were horrible people, I would hate for any of them to still be around.

also, I remember Dylar too May.

I was the leader for the /b/tards platoon.

[Carpe Diem and Greenland Republic joint Dispatc]

I AM ANGERED

I have taken the liberty to draw a diagram representing the relationship between CD and GR

[A joint League and Carpe Carpe Announcement]

This is horrible news.

[Changes Aboot- A Carpe Diem Announcement]

I'm posting in this topic because they told me to.

[Declaration of Growth]

This is horrible news, I hope this alliance is destroyed before its to late and the damage is done.

[One year for the Northern Treaty Organization]

This is I would like to thank everyone who has helped us get this far, and now a quote from a good movie.

"I'm not dead yet!"

[NTO Apology to GGA]

BOO NTO

o/ GGA

[A New Beginning]

Awesome job GATO

Glad to see NpO signing this pact, too!

[Mordd leaves CN, -AiD- withdraws from UPS Team Treaty]

I'll never forget our long nights of telling naughty stories to each other.

[UPS v2.0: What Can Brown Do For You?]

I still think we should keep the name BUTT for the trade agreements, but alas. o/

[UPS v2.0: What Can Brown Do For You?]

Azural: My nation ruler is Walker Texas Ranger, but my IRC and Forum handle is Rorschach.

Don't believe him, he killed our MoFA a few days ago but we've been paid to keep it under wraps, oops.

[UPS v2.0: What Can Brown Do For You?]

WAIT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS TREATY

I SENSE SOMETHING BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT

Thats not mud....

[UPS v2.0: What Can Brown Do For You?]

I see nothing.

Your doing it wrong

[An Emergency Dispatch: FEAR Forums Under Attack]

I would like to add that those two nations involved have been put on the Northern Treaty Organization ZI list. Our alliance has no idea why these two nations have ghosted our AA.

tl;dr BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

-Bacon_God,

Holy Judge Advocate General

Northern Treaty Organization

Edit: Spelling

[Found in the mailbox.]

November has only 30 days in it.

I think thats the point. Epic Troll is epic

[Ask Me Anything!]

Mean while at the Legion of Doom....

[Gaia]

oh gawd