Hi there!

My name is Blorst Blitzer. I'm technically a simple reporter for the paper here in Chalchs, but really I'm the most important person ever.

For christmas this year, zig wants to light up the biggest lights possible. I'm not so sure we'll be able to, but if we do, it'll be the most amazing show of lights ever. The problem is, no one can figure out where to light it off.

Zigbigadorlou is too small to test the nukes within the borders, so we probably have to go outside the borders.

We COULD go rogue, but we like our lives.

so...

Anyone got an empty plot of land that we could use for a couple of seconds?

It'll be, as they say, BA.