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Popcorn Inventor Saves 8,000 Lawyers from Bottom of Sea, Made Leader


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Dateline (Justicia, Lawyeria) -- Back in 2008, things looks bleak for Orville Reginbacher, not to be confused with Orville Redenbacher, and his popcorn company located in United Ohio Counties.  "I wasn't getting any sleep.  There were too many things competing for my time, and I was unable to continue to lead this great company owned nation, United Ohio Counties," says Orville Reginbacher, owner and inventor of the "popcorn" patent and former leader of United Ohio Counties.  "There was just too much pressure, I had to let something go, so I ran off without so much as a note."  United Ohio Counties faded out of existence.  

 

Since 2008, when Orville disappeared overnight, no one had heard from Orville.  That all changed in 2011.  In November of 2011, Orville was sailing around one of the many oceans of Planet Bob when he noticed something odd.  According to Orville, "there was a lot of hot air rising from the sea floor, and it was interfering with my sailing."  Intrigued, Orville dove to the sea floor where he encountered what some would refer to as "a good start."  There on the floor were over 8,000 lawyers from a previously unheard of country of Lawyeria.

 

"I couldn't just leave them there, I had to help," said Orville.  After saving all of the lawyers from the sea, and helping them rebuild their country, Orville was elected "monarch for life" over his newly dried countrymen on March 12, 2014.  

 

With his whereabouts no longer a secret, and his life back in order, Orville gladly accepted this position.  "I'm back, and it feels so good.  Buy my popcorn."

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