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It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order - and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order. Greetings friends, heretics, and non-believers, The Holy Alliance of the Cactuar, more commonly referred to as the Holy Realm of the Llama or even the Random Insanity Alliance, recently completed another fun election cycle. We call them elections but they tend to consist of drawing names out of a hat or some other such silliness. Somehow the insane party once again overcame the random party and decided to re-elect Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. This re-elections marks Shadow's 13th term as Triumvir, first taking office back in August 2008, a fact which scares him sometimes... Triumvir: Shadow His re-election maintains the current Triumvirate XI of Shadow, im317, and Hyperonic. We also had the election for the 62nd Cabinet of the RIA: First, for our Head of Economics, the fine people of the RIA have decided to choose the Iron Bank of Braavos. We look forward to their work and they have appointed Ogaden as their representative. Ogaden got the position after running with the promise of "I will continue to annoy and message you should you choose to re-elect me as your HoE, in my eternal and unyielding quest to stuff as much tech into every available orifice I can get my hands into, and some that I can't." This message seems to have been strangely well received by the membership of the RIA. Head of Economics: Iron Bank of Braavos, represented by Ogaden For Head of Foreign Affairs the members of the RIA decided to stick with Biff Webster for another term. Despite once being in service to a heretical cult, he has once again accepted His Holiness Cactuar into heart and has now serves as one of his vanguards. We wish him luck in working with our friends and the approachment and conversion of heretics. Head of Foreign Affairs: Biff Webster For Head of Internal Affairs, we see Croix was once again re-elected and thus will be maintaining his iron grip over the alliance while holding power as the sole remaining representative of the CDS faction in RIA government Head of Internal Affairs: Croix For Head of Military Operations, we see biofantic's return to the position after quickly re-asserting himself after his recent return from the purgatory of inactivity mode as he replaces GrilledSlug who has since shifted to Head of Recruitment replacing hackherhog. The true winner was (the real, not imposter) Tywin Lannister who chose biofantic as his representative due to his busyness managing another realm. Head of Military Operations: Tywin Lannister, represented by biofantic Head of Recruitment: GrilledSlug For Captain Planet, in a surprise upset against Meatkin Pie, we see ReyTheGreat somehow take the position, becoming the 43rd Captain Planet replacing Leo. Captain Planet: ReyTheGreat In other news, here is a lovely stat update for our fair alliance. Some milestones we've hit in the last few months include reaching 50,000k avg NS, passing 13.61 score, passing 3,450,123 NS, and passing 301,000 tech. We also maintain a lovely cruise missiles collection of 339, all created as offers to the great Cactimus Prime. tl;dr; [spoiler] Surprise Cactuar Pirate Attack! [/spoiler]
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[center][/center] By imperial decree of Shadow, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. the Random Insanity Alliance, while remaining on the same alliance affiliation, shall now be known as the Random Insanity Empire. The following is our new government: Emperor: Shadow Emperor's Left Hand: im317 Emperor's Right Hand: Ogaden The Imperial Diet: Grand Duchess Reoga, Lord of the Imperial Treasury Grand Duke Arsenal 10, Lord Commander of the Imperial Army Princess Celly, Lord Ambassador to the Outer Realms Grand Duke Atonichis, Lord Steward of the Inner Realms Grand Duke Jenne, Lord Missionary of Holy Church of the Cactuar Captain Planet Leo, Lord Protector of the Realm The Nobles: Archduke Agent Lemon, High Adviser to the Emperor Archduke Delta1212, High Adviser to the Emperor Archduke Moth, High Adviser to the Emperor Archduke Shadow Slayer, High Adviser to the Emperor Archduke Thunder Strike, High Adviser to the Emperor, General of the Imperial Army Lord Croix, High Adviser to the Emperor Lord cctmsp13, Viceroy of the Empire Lord Brian, Baron of the Treasury Lord Community, Baron of the Treasury Lord Robespierre, Baron of the Treasury Lady Aithne, High Baroness of the Empire Lord rodrod, Bishop of the Holy Church of the Cactuar Lord biofantic, General of the Imperial Army[/center][/center] [center][/center] The Random Insanity Empire shall continue to recognize the following multilateral agreements with the following outer realms: The SuperFriends Treaty - A Mutual Defense and Aggression Agreement with the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, the Global Order of Darkness, the Nuclear Proliferation League, and R&R. The Chestnut Accords - A Mutual Defense Agreement with the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, the Global Order of Darkness, and The Templar Knights The Solidarity Pact for an Allied Maroon - A Optional Defense and Aggression Agreement with the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, the Global Order of Darkness, and The Templar Knights, and the United Sovereign Nations. The Maroon Economic Pact - A Economic and Optional Defense Agreement with the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, the Global Order of Darkness, and The Templar Nights, and the United Sovereign Nations. lol, Maroonity - A Extended Non-Aggression Agreement with the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers. The Honorable Maroon Trading Company - A Protectorate Company with the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers. Bastion - A Non-Chaining Optional Non-Aggression Agreement with the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, the Mushroom Kingdom, The Order of the Paradox, and Umbrella. The Random Insanity Empire shall continue to recognize the following bilateral agreements with the following outer realms: Delusional Protectorate - A Protection Agreement with Delusions of Grandeur Treatyception - An Alpha Treaty, "CRAPwow! You'll be saying wow every time" treaty - A Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Agreement, a Peace Intelligence and Aid Agreement, and a Treaty of Amity and Cooperation with the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers Sneetches With Stars Upon Thars Treaty - A Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Agreement and I couldn't think of a title, so here's a treaty. - a Peace Intelligence and Aid Agreement with the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations Mirthful Dolphins Osculating a Puppy - A Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Agreement and the Wingman Accords - A Peace Intelligence and Aid Agreement with Farkistan Nuclear Insanity Accords II: Mutually Assured Destruction - A Mutual Coalition Defense and Optional Aggression Agreement with the Nuclear Proliferation League Sub-Zero Accords - A Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Agreement with the New Polar Order Cacti in the Orient ~ Phantasmagoria of Eastern Wonderland - An Optional Defense and Aggression Agreement with Shangra-La League of Legends - An Optional Defense Agreement and a Non-Aggression Agreement with the United Sovereign Nations Cactuars Love Electric Mangos Accords - A Friendship and Aid Agreement with the Independent Republic of Orange Nations A Non-Aggression Agreement with the Templar Knights Protection of the Ascended Republic of Elite States Protection of RIA Trade Partner Protection of RIA Applicant Recognition of the Neutrality of the Green Protection Agency [center][/center] The reformed ConstRItution of the Empire: The Random Insanity Empire looks forward to a most glorious future and hopes that all our friends and allies support us throughout this momentous transition. ~ His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Emperor Shadow of the Random Insanity Empire and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. [center][/center] All hail the Empire!
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