Beauty Posted March 10, 2011 Report Posted March 10, 2011 [center][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Nicole_Scherzinger_-_Tacoma_Dome_7.jpg[/img] [i]Samiya Laila, Sovereign of Zaboor as she makes the following Speech[/i] [size="4"][b]Imperial Decree de Zaboor[/b][/size][/center] [center]Citizens of Zaboor and Fellow Muslims everywhere, Lend me your ears. As the world advances Young Muslims in all nations cannot afford or achieve their Educational Needs. As humans we believe knowledge is the divine power from Allah. It is every Muslim's free right to be educated. Therefore the Nation of Zaboor is opening a Public Scholarship to Muslims around the World, Everywhere. Poor, Young, Rich, Old, Retired... It is your right to be educated on your desired courses. We will be giving all Muslims anywhere, in our own nation, in nations that are oppressive to Islam, Every... where. Even the richest citizens of the world will get 10% off all University Costs. Muslims deemed as "Poverty" by the Sovereign of Finances will get a 100% free education to a University. Including Room and Board. We have even opened a University in Doha for all Muslims to get a free education. Sovereignty University is a Project that has been undergoing construction for the past year. All muslims get 100% free education at Sovereignty University. We ask all Muslims to get their education today and become the better tommorow for all of Islam. [i]Sovereignty University[/i] [img]http://www.etawau.com/edu/UniversitiesPublic/IIUM/IIUM_1.jpg[/img][/center] Quote
Beauty Posted March 10, 2011 Author Report Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) [quote]COURSES: SOVEREIGN UNIVERSITY ACC Accounting ARH Art History ARS Art Studio AST Astronomy ATS Atmospheric Science BLS Business Legal Studies BSE Biotechnology Science & Engine BYS Biological Sciences CE Civil Engineering CH Chemistry CHE Chemical Engineering CM Communication Arts CPE Computer Engineering CS Computer Science ECN Economics ED Education EDC Education Collaborative EE Electrical Engineering EH English EHL English Linguistics & TESOL EM Engineering Management ESL English 2nd Language ESS Earth System Science FIN Finance FL Foreign Language FYE First Year Experience GS Global Studies GY Geography H Honors Program HPE Health & Physical Education HY History IEP Intensive English Program IS Information Systems ISE Industrial & Systems Engineeri ISP International Study Program ISS Islamic Studies IWP International Work Program MA Mathematics MAE Mechanical & Aerospace Enginee MGT Management MIL Military Science MKT Marketing MOD Modeling & Simulation MSC Management Science MTS Materials Science MU Music MUA Music Applied MUE Music Education MUJ Music Jazz MUX Music Ensembles NUR Nursing OCS Office Career Services OPE Optical Engineering OPT Optics OSE Optical Science Engineering PH Physics PHL Philosophy PSC Political Science PY Psychology Q1 Qua'ran 1 Q2 Qua'ran 2 QM Qua'ran mastery SOC Sociology SPS Soil and Plant Science/A&M ST Statistics WS Womens Studies[/quote] Edited March 10, 2011 by Rotavele Quote
Kaiser Martens Posted March 10, 2011 Report Posted March 10, 2011 And so overnight, Muslim faith seemed to spread to the Germanic Union for no apparent reason, in spite of the fact that most people there didn't even seem to be familiarized with the concept of a "God". How mysterious. Quote
Beauty Posted March 10, 2011 Author Report Posted March 10, 2011 [quote name='Kaiser Martens' timestamp='1299722355' post='2658154'] And so overnight, Muslim faith seemed to spread to the Germanic Union for no apparent reason, in spite of the fact that most people there didn't even seem to be familiarized with the concept of a "God". How mysterious. [/quote] "If the Germanic Union educated its people they wouldn't have to become Muslim to get a discount on Education." Quote
Manetheren Posted March 10, 2011 Report Posted March 10, 2011 Amusing, no education in Arabic. Fitting, since most people in Zaboor seem to be illiterate anyway. Certainly the grammar and spelling of their announcements give credence to this widely popular idea. Quote
Beauty Posted March 10, 2011 Author Report Posted March 10, 2011 [quote name='Emperor Mudd' timestamp='1299725665' post='2658197'] Amusing, no education in Arabic. Fitting, since most people in Zaboor seem to be illiterate anyway. Certainly the grammar and spelling of their announcements give credence to this widely popular idea. [/quote] "Widely popular idea that only you follow. Our citizens know Arabic and they know how to write, Unfortunately I cannot say the same for you as you lack colleges." Quote
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