Cable77 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 [center][img]http://dunder.net46.net/flag.jpg[/img][/center] Cable77, Dynasty, Queen Hoopdy the 1st, Pourquoi, IrishRebel, gasgiant405, Maverick0984, Spun Dirtah, and Jadoo1989 are pleased to announce the groundbreaking of a new branch office of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc. Located in the northern hemisphere of Planet Bob in the city of Scranton, Dunder Mifflin, Inc. is a micro-cap regional paper and office supply distributor on the aqua team with an emphasis on servicing small-business clients. Dunder Mifflin, Inc. provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying choices. We provide our products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit. A career at Dunder Mifflin is exciting, rewarding, and fun. Dunder Mifflin is a name people trust. When you work at Dunder Mifflin, you’re carrying on our fine tradition of customer service and quality products at an affordable price. We look for people that are motivated, dedicated, organized, punctual, and responsible. There are 10 rules of business that you need to learn here at Dunder Mifflin. Number one. You need to play to win… but… you also have to… win to play. Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. Adapt, react, readapt, apt. Alright? That’s rule number two. And… I will give you the rest of the 10 after lunch... Anyway, as you know, there are four kinds of business. Tourism, food service, railroads and sales. And hospitals slash manufacturing. And air travel. Also, we can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails, but real business is done on paper. Okay? Write that down. So, have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right? Life moves a little slower in Scranton, and that's the way we like it. Because at Dunder Mifflin, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business. I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin. What it’s like to walk in Dynasty’s shoes or try on Hoopdy’s pants. If you think you have what it takes to succeed in the fast paced world of high power paper sales, please contact our Human Resources Department! Forums: [url=http://dunder.forumer.com]dunder.forumer.com[/url] Irc: #dundermifflin (coldfront servers) Wiki: http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Dunder_Mifflin [size=150][u][b]Organization Structure[/b][/u][/size] [b]MANAGEMENT[/b] A Dunder Mifflin branch office is run by a Regional Manager. The Dunder Mifflin Regional Manager directs all operations of the branch office such as approving new hires, promotions to department head, approving sales contracts, approving price wars with other companies, setting corporate policy, maintaining the employee handbook, and providing oversight and input into all branch matters. When a vacancy in the regional manager position occurs, the Assistant to the Regional Manager fills this capacity until the department heads and ARM jointly select a new regional manager. The Regional Manager is assisted in his/her duties by the Assistant to the Regional Manager (ARM). The ARM functions as the "number two" for the office. The ARM is appointed by the Regional Manager with the approval of the department heads. [b]HUMAN RESOURCES[/b] The Human Resources Manager, and staff of Representatives, recruit, interview, background check, and train new employees. HR is also the first stop for attempting to resolve employee conflicts before management gets involved. [b]SALES[/b] The Regional Director in Charge of Sales and Sales Representatives are responsible for maintaining contacts with current and potential customers. All new sales contracts must be approved by the Sales Manager before final approval by the Regional Manager. [b]ACCOUNTING[/b] The Accounting Manager and Accountants manage the company finances and profitability, including Supplier Relations. [b]PRODUCT OVERSIGHT[/b] The Office Administrator oversees Quality Assurance, Customer Relations, and general office workers. Supplier Relations helps coordinate office resources as needed. Customer Relations oversees company marketing materials. [b]SECURITY[/b] A Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy serves as head of security and directs the efforts of the security guards of the branch to ensure branch security and employee safety. Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world. Oh, and lest I forget, we have our first Sales Contract (treaty): [quote]Preamble RnR needs Paper. Dunder Mifflin, Inc. has paper. Nuff said. Article I: Non-Aggression Of course we're not going to be aggressive towards each other. What benefit would that serve? Article III: Aid We might aid each other financially. We definitely won't aid anyone the other is at war with Article !V: Espionage We're not going to spy on each other, either. Article V: Optional Defense If one of us gets into a fight, the other might help out. Who knows? Probably not best to test it. Article VI: Cancellation Either of us can cancel this treaty for any reason. Signed for RnR EgoFreaky - R&R President LincolnC - R&R Vice President Simms - R&R MoFA Signed for Dunder Mifflin, Inc. Cable77 - Regional Manager Dynasty - Assistant to the Regional Manager Hoopdy - Office Administrator Pourquoi - Human Resources Manager Gasgiant405 - Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy Maverick0984 - Accounting Manager Jadoo1989 - Regional Director in Charge of Sales[/quote] [size=85](OOC note: we have no connection to the defunct alliance with the same name from back in 2008 other than liking the same show)[/size] Quote
Sardonic Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 I refreshed and your sig changed. Anyway good luck with this. Quote
Hereno Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 "The Corporation" will always be the best business-based alliance. Quote
The Atomik Kangaroo Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 Congrats guys. I wish you the best with this new AA. Quote
Finch Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 welcome to bob should we expect to see the 30 rock alliance here in 3 years? Quote
Pierce The Veil Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 Didn't someone already make dunder mifflin before? Also these were the only active people from MHA I ever remember or saw. Quote
lazaraus45 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 i hope Bcortell doesn't see this... Quote
President S O Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 [quote name='Finch' timestamp='1299199406' post='2651712'] welcome to bob should we expect to see the 30 rock alliance here in 3 years? [/quote] We can only hope! Best of luck. Quote
janax Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 Half of the MHA govt 'eh? Interesting. I hope it goes better for you than it did for us. We only took 1 Minister. Quote
Lord Boris Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 [quote name='Pierce The Veil' timestamp='1299199664' post='2651719'] Didn't someone already make dunder mifflin before? [/quote] There was one sometime back in 08 or 09, I think. Quote
supercoolyellow Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 Yikes, that's a lotta former MHA gov in there. Quote
Penkala Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 (edited) Congrats, MHA! Good luck, though. I don't know any of you except Cable and Hoopdy. Edited March 4, 2011 by Penkala Quote
Scorn Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 Traitors! Rebels! Prepare the attacks! Nah, nevermind that sounds like work. I am going to miss you guys. Good luck out there. And you do know that charter reform just got a lot harder then ever. Quote
scutterbug Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 [quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1299200126' post='2651730'] Yikes, that's a lotta former MHA gov in there. [/quote] MHA still has plenty active former gov members lurking in its ranks. We shall be fine. As to those who left you had your reasons i wont soil this thread with personal opinions so best of luck. Quote
Sam Sparks Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 Congrats to you guys especially Cable and Hoopdy!!! I will definatly be seeing you guys around. Quote
supercoolyellow Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 [quote name='scutterbug' timestamp='1299202217' post='2651755'] MHA still has plenty active former gov members lurking in its ranks. We shall be fine. As to those who left you had your reasons i wont soil this thread with personal opinions so best of luck. [/quote] At 600 members it almost goes without saying. Still it sucks to see good friends leave your ranks. Hope everything works out for the best. Quote
wickedj Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 (edited) Thats alot of quit right there Edited March 4, 2011 by wickedj Quote
Vampiro Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 [quote name='LincolnC' timestamp='1299199577' post='2651718'] BEST. NAME. EVER Good luck guys [/quote] Sorry, but that would be Gotham. Good luck guys, cool theme/name. Quote
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