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Dr. Hugo (Procinctia’s predominant investigator of unusual phenomenon) addresses the conference

“Today the world’s military and scientific communities address the improbable yet terrifyingly real, something far more dangerous than Davy Jones' Aphasia, can be considered both a military and medical problem, which has consumed countries caught off guard - Zombies. Many government’s, most notably Transvaal, have denied the existence of zombies yet when entire nations like Diberia and Soviet America have fallen to the so-called undead it’s impossible to deny the existence of zombies.”

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Dr. Hugo, hosting another conference concerning the impossible[/center]



[right][i]Tread Rules[/i]
Rules, what rules?

[i]Out of Character[/i]
Even if Zombies don’t exist currently in CNRP there is plenty of ‘historical’ evidence that they once existed in this world[/right]

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[b]I might just run with this [/b]

I'm making this a non-canon thread where zombies attack the zombie conference. . . or something

The real thread is here - http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=99341

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“To better study the phenomenon I brought a sample of the Diberian zombie virus. I happen to have a cylinder of this dangerous and highly illegal substance conveniently right here in my lab coat,” Hugo pulled out a multi-tired sealed and layered electronic-mechanical locked titanium canister labeled biohazard placed it on a table across from one of the representatives.

While the representatives looked at the containment devise in absolute terror. . .

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299085542' post='2649686']“To better study the phenomenon I brought a sample of the Diberian zombie virus. I happen to have a cylinder of this dangerous and highly illegal substance conveniently right here in my lab coat,” Hugo pulled out a multi-tired sealed and layered electronic-mechanical locked titanium canister labeled biohazard placed it on a table across from one of the representatives.

While the representatives looked at the containment devise in absolute terror. . .[/quote]Hugo adjusted his goggles calmly at the room’s entirely reasonable reaction to the most dangerous substance in the world, “Insane? This is a small sample. It’s only enough Diberian zombie virus to kill and reanimate everyone on this city eight time over, barely enough to completely bring down a fifth of all major population centers. It’s completely secured, nothing could possibly go wrong."

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Dr. Alexandre Tesla looked in horror at the canister that the madman had put in front of him. [i]"Wait, did you say there was an electrical lock?"[/i] Unbeknown to anyone else in the room, Tesla kept an extremely powerful electro-magnet in his pocket for good luck. It was supposed to grow his hair back too. However, it was very likely that it was interfering with the electronic lock on the godforsaken biohazard, and Tesla nervously looked at everyone else in the room. [i]"I think I have to use the restroom now."[/i]

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As the electronic-mechanical locked failed the titanium canister’s pressure equalized rapidly it noticeably hissed while releasing the deadly contents into the room soon traces of condensed cool air could be seen spewing from the device, Huo was not phased, “Don’t worry, I have both the Aperture Science and Umbrella Corporation vaccines on hand in the event of unforeseen circumstances,” it wasn’t before long before he produced a needle from his lab coat and immediately injected himself with, “See, no harm done. . .” the doctor soon reached into one of his many pockets for small silver box that had been concealed within – it wasn’t there, “Errr. . . funny enough. . . it seems I might have left though vaccines in my other coat,” he place five thin injections of a rather clear liquid on the table in front of the room, “There’s still six vaccines remaining. . .” The doctor nervously shuffled into his garments clumsily dropping a glass tube, the delegates could only watch helplessly as it shattered before them, “Make that five vaccines remaining.”

  • 2 months later...
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Dr. Tesla stopped in his tracks. [i]Dr. Hugo, that fool! He had doomed them all! [/i]Fortunately, Tesla had a contingency plan in place. Having survived an expedition into the former zombie wastelands of Diberia years ago, he had compiled a series of rules to follow in the event of an undead apocalypse. With his hand on the bathroom doorknob, he repeated to himself [b]Rule 3: Beware of Bathrooms[/b] before turning around. He could feed the adrenaline begin pumping through his veins as he started running down the aisle.

The bathroom door exploded behind him as three figures in various stages of undress began chasing him. Tesla hardly registered the commotion because the one thing he reminded himself was [b]Rule 1: Cardio[/b]. He smiled at the obese researchers and scientists still sitting. They were going to be saved alright - saved as a nice juicy man sandwich for lunch. Tesla was about five meters from the small box of syringes. It was quite possible he was going to make it.

In case he didn't, he pulled out the two .45 revolvers on his shoulder holsters.[b] Rule 2: Double Tap.[/b]

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An Activist from Germany then pulled out a grenade and activated. "FOR GERMANY!!!!!"

Nothing happened however. He examines the grenade and growls, starting to walk away. "Goddamnit I'll be right back with another one!" - He speeds up, running.

...Then it finally goes off.

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