Schattenmann Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Good evening. Tonight we are assembled in the midst of war to recognize the extreme service of the Orange Defense Network's NOMNOMNOM of NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM for his extreme service in war time. War brings with it a time for individuals to shine as peacetime seldom offers. Times of armistice are times of politicians, when the membership of alliances fade to the background, their voices used for little more than hailing. But war, ohhhhh, war time! In war, every man must pull his weight, and in doing so, every man may shine! Some will gain great notoriety as warriors, some will grow their own voice on the OWF, some will be forever immortalized for their triple breakoff flank attacks. One such manly man is NomNomNom, whose name is hard to read if I don't change the caps around. NomNomNom has found his calling in this present war. He stands out among the orange meatswarm as a fierce destroyer of infra and harvester of tears. With his missiles of desire he removes whole nations from existence entirely. Behold, the power of NomNomNom: [center][img]http://imgur.com/H6giF.png[/img][/center] How many deletions have you pansies out there in the audience caused? Hah! NomNomNom laughs at your ZI count, for he is the eraser of nations. For his extreme wartime service in the removal of nations from time and space, the Cult of Justitia bestows upon NomNomNom the Order of the Tough Guy. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/98eXj.png[/img][/center] Along with his very handsome medal, as a Knight of the Order of the Tough Guy, NomNomNom will receive a complimentary one-year subscription to Internet Tough Guy magazine, a $25 value. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/Nq7dQ.png[/img][/center] Plus! His name will echo across all time. So let it be written, so let it be done something about it! Edited February 23, 2011 by Schattenmann Quote
Systemfailure Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 i made a PC nation delete, can i also get this distinguished medal? Quote
SirWilliam Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 You ripped off the awarding of an adversary and the parody magazine cover from GOONation, didn't you? Quote
Schattenmann Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1298428227' post='2642319'] You ripped off the awarding of an adversary and the parody magazine cover from GOONation, didn't you? [/quote] Hah! Subconscious influence. There are GOONS in my head. Quote
AnCapistan Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 Do I get one of these? Or more importantly, do I get 76? Quote
itseZe Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 A great accomplishment for the nation of NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. Quote
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 um...Cool? In any case, o/ NOMNOMNOM Quote
Chief Savage Man Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1298428419' post='2642323'] Do I get one of these? Or more importantly, do I get 76? [/quote] give this man his medal(s) Quote
Systemfailure Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1298428370' post='2642322'] Hah! Subconscious influence. There are GOONS in my head. [/quote] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=99045&st=0"]They can fix that you know?[/url] Quote
SirWilliam Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Systemfailure' timestamp='1298428520' post='2642327'] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=99045&st=0"]They can fix that you know?[/url] [/quote] Don't do it, Schatt. Quote
Sephiroth Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 lol, he's the one who got flustered when I declared on him since it ruined his plans of wanting to ZI you. Congrats to NOMNOMNOM on recieving recognition regardless. Quote
Schattenmann Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1298428602' post='2642330'] lol, he's the one who got flustered when I declared on him since it ruined his plans of wanting to ZI you. Congrats to NOMNOMNOM on recieving recognition regardless. [/quote] I am glad that you saved me from removal from the planet. Quote
Mogar Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 congratulations nomnomnom on this amazing medal! Quote
Azaghul Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 You were better when you actually had material to work with. Quote
Yankees Empire Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 Oh Schattenmann. Don't ever change. Quote
Schattenmann Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Azaghul' timestamp='1298428665' post='2642334'] You were better when you actually had material to work with. [/quote] Azaghul already got this month's issue, it seems. Quote
Zsandmann Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 I for one welcome my NOMNOMNOM Overlord. Quote
Sardonic Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 Schattenmann, deletions are a natural part of war, as they are in times of peace. Why should anybody care? [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1298428027' post='2642315'] For his extreme wartime service in the removal of nations from time and space, the Cult of Justitia bestows upon NomNomNom the Order of the Tough Guy. [img]http://i.imgur.com/98eXj.png[/img] [/quote] Additionally, it makes no sense to award him this tearful medal, as he is not complaining or crying. Did you post the wrong medal? Indeed, perhaps it is you who deserve the QQ medal of excellence. Quote
Carson Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 NOMNOMNOM for viceroy and emperor-for-life (since Z took my line ) Quote
Schattenmann Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1298429243' post='2642343'] Schattenmann, deletions are a natural part of war, as they are in times of peace. Why should anybody care?[/quote] Please do not belittle the accomplishments of NOMNOMNOM or his part in the shrinking of the pool. [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1298429243' post='2642343'] Additionally, it makes no sense to award him this tearful medal, as he is not complaining or crying. Did you post the wrong medal? Indeed, perhaps it is you who deserve the QQ medal of excellence. [/quote] This finely-crafted medal celebrates the erasers of nations, and proudly displays their motto. Quote
ktarthan Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) You should be kicked out of high school for plagiarizing, jeez! Also I'm curious what the "Life after 100%" on the magazine cover refers to. Edited February 23, 2011 by ktarthan Quote
Johnny Apocalypse Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 Is this what you've started resorting to? Character assassination threads for everyone? Do me next. Quote
DogeWilliam Posted February 23, 2011 Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Johnny Apocalypse' timestamp='1298429557' post='2642350'] Is this what you've started resorting to? Character assassination threads for everyone? [/quote] It seems so for the ex-vox people. nomnomnom shows himself competent at war. Shame! Quote
Schattenmann Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='Johnny Apocalypse' timestamp='1298429557' post='2642350'] Is this what you've started resorting to? Character assassination threads for everyone? [/quote] Hey, it takes an assassinatable "character." Quote
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