Red Scare

[Fizzydog]

"All throughout the world, socialism has thrown its evil fist into other nations. Alaska is the latest fallen nation. The advances of communism have frightened thousands of Abidjan civilians. I'm Jeri S'tey from Tagruato News Network.

Earlier this afternoon, a man was thrown out of a local pub for supporting the communist revolution. While this is barely newsworthy, a new event is unfolding: Hundreds of citizens line the streets burning the flags of nations who allow themselves to be englufed with communism. One man shouted that the socialist idea will "destroy economies around the world."

Reports are also surfacing that members of the Communist Party are recieving threats, black mail and hate mail. Pne member was even attacked when a woman slapped him in the face. She is currently in police custody, and will be charged for assault.

The Ottoman Police Force announced that they will not tolerate any unlawful actions over this communist debate. The Royal Family also stated that it supported the protestors but advised them to demonstrate peacefully and without hate.

I talked with one woman who was watching the entire flag burning scene unfold. "I completely support these citizens. As a middle class stay at home mom with 2 children, I find it unfair and unneccesary that the rich must be taxed more than the poor. If they earned their money, why should the lazy slobs who didn't try hard enough in life get the paycheck? The entire structure of socialism is just plain bad. It pretty much encourages people to not try hard. What's the point? They'll suck your hard work right out of you anyway."

Even companies and subcompanies such as iVory Tech and Slusho! have joined in on the drama. iVory Tech launched an updated version of its broswer with an additional, free anti virus software named "Commie Stopper." Slusho! has released a new, limited edition strawberry slushie named "Commie."

This was Tagruato News Network, bringing this message around the world live."

[Beauty]

"Republique Du Fleuve supports its Friend in the Ottoman Republic by letting their people speak freely of other nations. This shows the freedom of speech is a powerful weapon and can only be used in the right way."