Goose Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 (edited) [img]http://cncommonwealth.com/forum/Themes/blackrainv205/images/CSNImages/CSNBanner.png[/img] Due to Liz' outburst during our [i]negotiations[/i] with Dark Templar, she will no longer be The Commonwealth's Minister of Foreign Affairs. SpacingOutMan will be taking over in pursuing our foreign policy goals from this time forward. With the war, we've come to the conclusion that our previous Minister of Defense was inadequately organizing our nations for the demolitions necessary for constructing additional pylons. As such, Verdale/Rune Walsh will be heading up our defense department. As per our 'Internal Promotion Documentation' that was made up roughly 30 minutes ago: "While in peace negotiations, when the other side goes from a fairly reasonable position to thinking they can demand an apology from us in a losing war, and a member of government tells them to '$%&@ off', they shall be promoted." Liz shall now be taking over as our Deputy Head of State. P.S. In lieu of flowers, we are accepting technology donations. P.P.S. Fronz is Director of Finance and has been for a while, and he wanted me to mention it. Xiphosis approves of this message: [img]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3658/xiphsealofapproval.jpg[/img] Edited February 20, 2011 by Goose Quote
Gibsonator21 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 o/ Liz o/ Merciful CSN Gotta love it. Quote
Penkala Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 Maybe this government will last more than 1 month. Quote
CptGodzilla Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 Xiph you are so gracious to give Liz a promotion Quote
wickedj Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 Well, AT declared war on NPO when he was dHoS so you've got work to do in order to one-up him Quote
Fronz Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='Penkala' timestamp='1298169786' post='2638909'] Maybe this government will last more than 1 month. [/quote] I wager...40K tech its only 14 days. Quote
Kubla Khan Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 Was Cristian Bale unavailable for the position? Possibly one of my drunken uncles? Quote
Cyber Nationz Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 LOL CSN. I was like wow, you actually made a personal issue public. But hey Funny Stuff. CSN you have entertained me for the night. Quote
KemMo Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 Congrats to CSN and their newly revised government. Quote
Gibsonator21 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='Kubla Khan' timestamp='1298169974' post='2638918'] Was Cristian Bale unavailable for the position? Possibly one of my drunken uncles? [/quote] Yes, your drunken uncle's were busy, AS A MATTER OF FACT. Quote
Liz Girard Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='Kubla Khan' timestamp='1298169974' post='2638918'] Was Cristian Bale unavailable for the position? Possibly one of my drunken uncles? [/quote] Like you haven't negotiated reps with me while you were drunk Quote
Neuronia Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote][21:06] [b]<Neuronia> wait you guys gave Liz[CSNotHere] a promotion?[/b] [21:06] <Goose|warmonger|> I wouldn't, but I've got furs/gold and have struggled through life. [21:06] [b]<Goose|warmonger|> Yup. [/b] [21:06] <Neuronia> lol [21:06] <Rey[mobile]> this is !@#$@#$ horrible nevermind [21:06] <Xiphosis[GOD]> roooofl [21:06] [b]<Goose|warmonger|> Telling DT to '$%&@ off' is written in our charter as an automatic promotion. [/b] [/quote] The eighth wonder of the world - "leaked" from CSN's public channel - the sophisticated reasoning behind CSN's personnel decisions. Quote
Xiphosis Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='CptGodzilla' timestamp='1298169907' post='2638914'] Xiph you are so gracious to give Liz a promotion [/quote] But of course. Quote
Fronz Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='Neuronia' timestamp='1298170155' post='2638931'] The eighth wonder of the world - "leaked" from CSN's public channel - the sophisticated reasoning behind CSN's personnel decisions. [/quote] Xiphosis wrote it into our charter a few hours ago. Fun fact! He is the only one with the power to amend the CSN constitution. Quote
The MVP Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='Goose' timestamp='1298169636' post='2638904'] Xiphosis shall now be taking over everything. [/quote] Good luck on this period of transition. Quote
Liz Girard Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 Many sandwiches were made for this promotion. Quote
Gibsonator21 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1298170257' post='2638935'] Good luck on this period of transition. [/quote] Transition? There is no transition. Quote
Cyber Nationz Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 By the way, wasnt Xiphosis supposed to make this announcement. I mean from what I hear, Xiphosis pretty much runs CSN these days. Right? Quote
SpacingOutMan Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 I should be made into a really awesome movie with a really crappy triplet of sequels. Welcome to... [size="5"] [b]SPACINGOUTMAN IV: A NEW DRUNK[/b][/size] Quote
Penkala Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='Neuronia' timestamp='1298170155' post='2638931'] The eighth wonder of the world - "leaked" from CSN's public channel - the sophisticated reasoning behind CSN's personnel decisions. [/quote] You caught them bro good work Quote
Masterchief777 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 so CSN took an incompetent MoFA and made her an incompetent deputy head of state? good job. Quote
Fronz Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Masterchief777' timestamp='1298170862' post='2638949'] so CSN took an incompetent MoFA and made her an incompetent deputy head of state? good job. [/quote] Yep, [i]obviously[/i] liz has no other talents, she is completely useless! Edited February 20, 2011 by Fronz Quote
Penkala Posted February 20, 2011 Report Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='Masterchief777' timestamp='1298170862' post='2638949'] so CSN took an incompetent MoFA and made her an incompetent deputy head of state? good job. [/quote] To be fair they haven't had the advantage of a Pacifican viceroy to get them pointed in the right direction. Quote
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