SirWilliam Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 [center][img]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7241/bannervrw.png[/img][/center] [quote name='TheyCallMeJeezy'] I wish the other side would put forth the effort in some decent writings every now and then. [/quote] You're going to have to settle for the next best thing, CN. Eat your hearts out. [center][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img] [img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img][img]http://www.financeglobe.com/SocialNet/forum/images/smilies/smiley-white-flag.gif[/img] (That's the number of individual surrenders - 14 - that GOONS has forced to date. More than any other alliance. Who's next? [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=213&st=1560]Stay tuned[/url].)[/center] [b][size=24pt]Press?[/size] -Rage McKill[/b] [quote]Press? [i]RP: Doomhouse, how do you respond to criticism calling your attack on NPO unjustified and quote, "uncalled for"?[/i] [b]Doomhouse:[/b] [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/10fddmh.jpg[/img] [i]RP: Does the Doomhouse Bloc have any future plans regarding Planet Bob?[/i] [b]Doomhouse:[/b] [original redacted] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/WAR!-200.gif[/img] [/quote] [b][size=24pt]NPO Declares Victory[/size] -dbcooper[/b] [quote]NPO Declares Victory [IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6312/npoinformationminister.jpg[/img] NPO Says GOONS Dying By The Thousands to Mighty NPO War Machine NPO's Minister of Information, Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, reported today that GOONS are committing suicide by the thousands rather than face the combined might of the NPO nations. Mr. Al-Sahhaf called reports of decreasing nation strength "poorly-executed Doomhouse propaganda" and said that the Doomhouse alliance is close to surrender. "We are receiving daily reports of surrenders by Doomhouse nations", said Mr. Al-Sahhaf. ...[/quote] [b][size=24pt]Captain's Log[/size] -mattski133[/b] [quote][center][img]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/mattski133/npo.jpg[/img] Captain's Log. Star Date; The Year of the Tiger. The battle has been bravely fought, the suffering of our troops...beyond measure, but the GOONS are invulnerable and our defeat...inevitable. That much is obvious even from my remote command post here in peace mode. GOONS: Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes. But a good alliance needs abilities like boldness, daring, and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced they have any of these things. We hold out hope for victory; the Spirit is willing, but the flesh, is spongy and bruised. We are being steamed alive in our velour suits; and the situation has been upgraded from Emergency, to Catastrophe. I have consulted our allies, who remain near us like flies on some very seductive manure: "If paper covers rock, and rock crushes scissors...Legion, we have a conundrum. Get me some paper, a rock, and some scissors. AND STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS." We have issued our collective stratagem, and that is to fly the White Flag of War! We will send wave after wave of our own men with the knowledge that eventually the enemy will reach their limit and self-destruct. And if they want us to surrender, well, they're gonna have to ask a little more [i]sexfully[/i].[/center][/quote] [b][size=24pt]Legion man thinks peace mode rocks[/size] -kierrie[/b] [quote]Legion man thinks peace mode rocks Bob Mcfarely from Legion reported Tuesday that he thought peace mode was really cool. "At first I thought it would be a dumb move, on the part of Legion, to enter peace mode, but now I think it kind of suits us" said Bob, while sipping a banana daquiri and sun tanning in his backyard. "Those GOONS are really scary man" continued Bob, "I'm just glad it's not _my_ nation being burnt down, that would be something awful. To tell the truth though, I really wish MK and Umbrella would destroy NPO a _bit_ faster; the sounds of all those bombs exploding is sooooo annoying when I'm trying to watch Oprah." Still Bob was looking forward to the war coming to an end and life returning to normal so he can resume the wonderful job of purchasing infra and finding tech buyers. "But you know" he said, a slight mist coming to his eyes, "I'll always look back on this sacrifice I have made for the cause, with a certain fondness".[/quote] [size=24pt][b]A most regal Award Ceremony[/b][/size] [quote][quote]To: Hidraca From: labdog Date: 2/11/2011 5:03:34 PM Subject: RE: I hope Message: It's been fun actually. For that reason alone, I'll probably not take the individual terms (knowing the potential consequences of not taking those terms). It'd get boring just sitting this whole thing out. Your group are very formidable combatants, the most challenging combatants I've fought. I preferred the challenge, even though it meant having my butt handed to me. Hopefully it taught me a bit about war (only future experience will tell). There are no hard feelings on my part towards any of your group. [/quote] <magic> yea we need to send that guy an award <magic> hell sardonic should give him a post on the owf <RageMcKill> wow a respectful guy <RageMcKill> give him the GOON medal of "Not a crying pubbie" <RageMcKill> In fact I will make the medal if you will present it to him [center]GOONS doth hereby designate lord labdog recipient of the GOON Medal of "Not a crying pubbie": [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/2ltswv6.png[/img][/center][/quote] [size=24pt][b]The Funnies[/b][/size] [url=http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/mattski133/marine.jpg][i]We're getting our asses kicked, Hopeless Coalition![/i][/url] [b]-mattski133[/b] [url=http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1071/comiczp.jpg][i]NPO/NSO/TPF and assorted peasants: A PICTURE OF YOU![/i][/url] [b]-SirWilliam[/b] [url=http://www.heisanevilgenius.com/cybernations/politicalcartoon/0010.PNG][i]IT'S THOSE GUYS![/i][/url] [b]-Dr Beefstupid[/b] [center][size=24pt][b]Next week:[/b][/size] [b]-Rage McKill[/b][/center] [center][img]http://i52.tinypic.com/sbod5c.png[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 (edited) this is basically the greatest announcement ever, i love you goonnation! edit: i still think i deserve an award if some type GOONS. i am one of your FANs ever since the unjust war. Edited February 19, 2011 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktarthan Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Now this is a publication done [i]right[/i]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 (edited) Well, the comic relief and Onion style News was great! Edited February 19, 2011 by Judge X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegret Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Left out the greatest GOONs victory of all. Sardonic has been nuked. Multiple times, in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Probably the most entertaining read I've seen on here in ages. Well done, GOONS. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 This is a thing of beauty handed down from the Lord Himself on high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightningjim Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 I give this thread 5 stars. I appreciate all the hard work the fellow Goons put into writing these articles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 This was pretty funny. Kudos to the writers/artists involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Why didn't I laugh? I'm not even that sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Needs more nagu fics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 This was entertaining. Good stuff GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 this is dumb and you should be ashamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonewolfe2015 Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Like a fine wine, this war is only getting better with age. Thanks for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 [quote name='Electron Sponge' timestamp='1298091252' post='2638040'] this is dumb and you should be ashamed [/quote] No, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 [quote name='Choson' timestamp='1298091306' post='2638043'] No, you. [/quote] skillfully played good sir I retort with a hearty "no, you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 The GOON operation will be put to a halt, you will not succeed brainwashing other nations by these "newsletters". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrow Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Quality read, nicely done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 [quote name='Electron Sponge' timestamp='1298091395' post='2638046'] skillfully played good sir I retort with a hearty "no, you" [/quote] I riposte with a quick and jovial "No, you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 (edited) Double Post... Edited February 19, 2011 by Judge X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 [quote name='ktarthan' timestamp='1298090262' post='2638019'] Now this is a publication done [i]right[/i]. [/quote] obviously, GOONS are the greatest alliance in the world. [quote name='Judge X' timestamp='1298090283' post='2638020'] Well, the comic relief and Onion style [and accurate] News was great! [/quote] exactly! [quote name='Renegret' timestamp='1298090343' post='2638023'] Left out the greatest GOONs victory of all. Sardonic has been nuked. Multiple times, in fact. [/quote] greatest victory in the world! [quote name='Lord Boris' timestamp='1298090365' post='2638024'] Probably the most entertaining read I've seen on here in ages. Well done, GOONS. Well done. [/quote] well done to everyone involved, the world can thank itself for this victory! [quote name='Choson' timestamp='1298090462' post='2638025'] This is a thing of beauty handed down from the Lord Himself on high. [/quote] the lord has granted us a sucess! [quote name='lightningjim' timestamp='1298090551' post='2638026'] I give this thread 5 stars. I appreciate all the hard work the fellow Goons put into writing these articles. [/quote] <3 GOONs, just leave my sunshine! [quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1298090556' post='2638027'] This was pretty funny. Kudos to the writers/artists involved. [/quote] I completely agree varianz, GOONs are amazing people. [quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1298090589' post='2638028'] Why didn't I laugh? I'm not even that sober. [/quote] obviously you need further intoxication, this announcement makes perfect sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 [quote name='Choson' timestamp='1298091482' post='2638049'] I riposte with a quick and jovial "No, you." [/quote] To which I respond that your alliance has foolishly overextended itself and cannot hope to outlast those who you oppose, given your cultural handicaps and lack of diplomatic acumen. You have chosen your allies foolishly and your enemies even more so. Biting off more than you all can chew doesn't begin to cover it. See you in a month or two bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage McKill Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 beep beep here come the GOOOOOOONNNNSSS [img]http://i54.tinypic.com/2igdpb4.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkAK47_002 Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 (edited) *Deleted* Edited February 19, 2011 by BlkAK47_002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Much better than any propaganda made by Sardonic. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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