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Intergalactic Hutt Crime Lord and CEO of World Freedom Network is proud to announce World Freedom Network's new location.

[quote]I have in my hand a list of 300 members of Pravus Ingruo's Government who are members of the world wide Communazi Muslim Brotherhood conspiracy. As such we have closed our headquarters in Manhattan and come to an undisclosed location in the Free Association of the Canary Islands and Cape Verde. After testing the water supply we have confirmed that this location does not use Communazi Flouride Hydration Mind Dominance technology. Moving with me to our new location are: Messrs Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. Also joining me in this haven of off shore banking and money laundering is Ms. Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin![/quote]

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Exactly how the members of the World Freedom Network got off Manhattan would remain a mystery, seeing as how the island was currently overrun by a zombie horde and the entire island was quarantined. Life's little mysteries, one guesses.

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It certainly is not because I am secretly the zombie queen. -Michelle Bachmann

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We welcome all individuals and corporations who wish to immigrate to the Free Association. Being one of the freest nations in terms of individual liberties and freedom of the press no doubt makes us an attractive option for those that wish to live their lives free of outside intrusion.

In regards to being a so called "money laundering haven," we pride ourselves on having banking laws that are favorable to the customer. The Free Association's Bank Secrecy Code ensures that transactions are anonymous and streamlined. While our Department of Economic Oversight is tasked with preventing economic crimes, it is the responsibility of the country in question to prevent its own citizens from abusing our favorable economic policies.[/quote]

RELEASED BY THE OFFICE OF RELATIONS

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