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[size="5"][i][font="Palatino Linotype"]A Joint Announcement from the SOS Brigade and the Jamahiriya[/font][/i][/size]
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[b]Greetings, men and women of the Cyberverse[/b]. I come before you today to announce the inking of a deep and long-running friendship between the SOS Brigade and the Jamahiriya, which I can only see growing stronger in the future. To mark the occasion, our favorite timequake-causing high school student has opted to dress far more modestly than I'm sure many of you are accustomed to seeing her. Without further ado, the [i]Haruhi in a Hijab Accords[/i]:

[quote][center][size="4"][b]Haruhi in a Hijab Accords[/b][/size]
[i]A Treaty of Optional Defense and Aggression[/i]

[i]Article I - Peace[/i][/center]
The SOS Brigade (SOS団) and the Jamahiriya (JAMA) agree to remain respectful and polite to each other in all channels of communication, public or private. They also resolve to seek diplomatic means to any possible conflicts they may have. Both alliances should look out for each others' well-being. As a consequence of their mutual friendship, both parties agree not to attack each other for any reason. In the event of a treaty conflict that would draw the two into war with each other, this article will take precedence.

[center][i]Article II - Intelligence[/i][/center]
Should either party receive information that pertains to the safety or well-being of the other signatory, they will seek to make it known to that signatory. Also, if either signatory has any reason to believe a security breach exists in the other alliance they are to present this concern and any evidence to their other signatory. Additionally, both parties agree not to commit espionage against each other.

[center][i]Article III - Aid[/i][/center]
Should a signatory request financial aid of any sort from the other alliance, they are encouraged to provide said aid as able.

[center][i]Article IV - War[/i][/center]
Should a signatory request military assistance of any kind, the other signatory may offer military support to the other signatory, however this is not mandatory.

[center][i]Article V - Cancellation[/i][/center]
In the unlikely event either signatory wishes to cancel this agreement, they are to give 48 hours' notice to the other party with reasons through private channels. This treaty will remain in effect throughout that time period.

Signed for the [b]SOS Brigade[/b]
[list][*]Arrnea, [i]Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Wielder of Unlimited Cynic Works, Originator of Paranoia, Dispenser of Ire, Lord of Delusion, Bunny Girl Extraordinaire, Master of Endless Recursions, Owner of the Frog Suit, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddes[/i]s
[*]Locke, [i]Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student of the SOS Brigade, All Around Nice Guy, Chief of Sexy, Speaker for the Purple Sphere, Resident Azu-nyan, Empress of All Things Feline, Wielder of the Nekomimi, Catgirl Wonder, Enemy of Fun[/i]
[*]Myrrh-nee~, [i]Time Traveller and Brigade Mascot, Resident Fujoshi, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity, and Mistress of the Ero[/i]
[*]Takagi, [i]Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko of the SOS Brigade, Last Member of the Literature Club, Master of Getting Impaled without Dying, Zombie Tax Cheat, and Flying, Boobtastic Tentacle Monster-Killing Magical Girl[/i]
[*]Utracia, [i]Ordinary Human and Errand Boy, Fox Deity, Breeder of Yandere, Destroyer of Worlds, Corrupter of the Innocent[/i][/list]

Signed for the [b]Jamahiriya[/b]
[list][*]Malikhera, [i]Supreme Leader[/i]
[*]Michael von Preußen, [i]Councillor[/i]
[*]Tabish54, [i]Councillor[/i][/list][/quote]

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dang SOS is really putting out tonight huh? 2 ODOAPs in one night :ph34r:

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Knew it on the title. This is a travesty of a treaty and SOS and Jamalamadingdong need to both be sentenced to perma-zi.

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[quote name='Axolotlia' timestamp='1297400765' post='2628952']
dang SOS is really putting out tonight huh? 2 ODOAPs in one night :ph34r:
[/quote]

I prefer quality over quantity myself. Then again, beggars can't be choosers.

Also, saw this coming miles away. :ehm:

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[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1297401019' post='2628960']
Also, saw this coming miles away. :ehm:
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If you didn't, I think you'd have to resign because you'd be blind as a bat when it came to FA.

Good to see you are at least a competent as a bat then. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PYU3Q.gif[/IMG]

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[quote name='Azaghul' timestamp='1297401899' post='2628978']
Best treaty since Legion-NpO!
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I think the Invicta-SOS one is even better.

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[quote name='CheeKy' timestamp='1297402045' post='2628983']
I think the Invicta-SOS one is even better.
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Than this? Nay nay sir, I think you're mistaken.

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o/ Jama
o/ SOS

That said, everyone else can shut up

Edited by Ginji

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[quote name='Fyfe XIV' timestamp='1297400434' post='2628943']
Nice grouping.

This is terrible.
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Even better grouping than the first one, imo.

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