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[quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1297054840' post='2623315']
From the beginning to Karma, TOP was kissing NPO all over.

NPO needed help, you jumped ship and went completely across the web.[/quote]
Completely across the web, where we had no allies on that side at all.

Oh wait, there was Gremlins, Umbrella, Argent, MHA, FOK, AO and FCC on that side! Allies who didn't spit in our face while we were mediators.

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[quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1297054840' post='2623315']
From the beginning to Karma, TOP was kissing NPO all over.

NPO needed help, you jumped ship and went completely across the web.

IRON needed help, you got rolled, For once you stood up for yourselves and allies regardless of war stats.

MK needed help, you jump across the treaty web and help the same people you were crying to destroy about a year ago.

Pick a side TOP and stick with it.
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They didn't go "completely across the web" after Karma, they pretty much stayed right where they were. Less NPO of course.

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[quote name='President Obama' timestamp='1297055093' post='2623328']
Completely across the web, where we had no allies on that side at all.

Oh wait, there was Gremlins, Umbrella, Argent, MHA, FOK, AO and FCC on that side! Allies who didn't spit in our face while we were mediators.
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Yeah Gre spit in your face after that ;)

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[quote name='Believland' timestamp='1297054986' post='2623321']
Silly Rotavele, talking out your ass is for Alterego


:wub: SNAFU
:wub: TOP

[img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042010/1272341295_pole-vault-fail.gif[/img]
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Lol.

[quote name='Luis Quezada' timestamp='1297055004' post='2623323']
You ignore the post you are quoting, you praise us after "insulting" us and then you spout that we "jump across the treaty web"? You have to be the slowest person in all of Bob. How is helping MK "jumping across the treaty web"?
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Lol.


[quote name='Feanor Noldorin' timestamp='1297054988' post='2623322']
Learn your history, little child.
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Lol


[quote name='Blue Lightning' timestamp='1297055083' post='2623326']
[img]http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/3448/76444363.jpg[/img]

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lol


[quote name='WalkerNinja' timestamp='1297055091' post='2623327']
Make us.
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lol

[quote name='President Obama' timestamp='1297055093' post='2623328']
Completely across the web, where we had no allies on that side at all.

Oh wait, there was Gremlins, Umbrella, Argent, MHA, FOK, AO and FCC on that side! Allies who didn't spit in our face while we were mediators.
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lol

[quote name='blueski' timestamp='1297055115' post='2623330']
They didn't go "completely across the web" after Karma, they pretty much stayed right where they were. Less NPO of course.
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lol

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People truly need to get over themselves. We signed out treaty with MK to use it, not to sit on the sidelines. If anyone ever actually thought that TOP would be on the same side as NPO/NpO/WAEgion then I'd advise serious psychiatric help, maybe even a CAT scan.

Also, rabble rabble, burn, kill, maim, destroy, everything must die, and so on and so forth.

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[quote name='Mergerberger II' timestamp='1297055077' post='2623325']
It seems TOP doesn't love us anymore. Oh well.
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Oh no baby. Don't you worry about this. You see, this is a sweaty freaky dirty full-on orgiastic Ron Jeremy sexy party! That's not for us, not for you and me. What we have is special, and we don't want to have everyone watching our special moments. I want us to be alone, to be able to look each other in the soul in the dark, intimate. Then we can have each other, share each other, the way we need each other. Exclusive.

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UiPGYUPoqt4/S6f_qbZmgkI/AAAAAAAAAeE/6IpXJY59vqk/s320/barry-white-1.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1297055139' post='2623332']
Lol.
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I MUST have the name of your writer! Such wit! Such daring! Such bravado! Never have I been so moved by a post on these forums. Thank you, sir/madam! You have awoken something deep within my breast that has lain dormant for so long, but has stirred because of your cunning and skilled wordplay!

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[quote name='WalkerNinja' timestamp='1297054677' post='2623308']
First, thank you for congratulating us on our target selection. This strategy was proven sound in the Karma war, and we hope that it will be again.
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You're using the same strategy as the Karma War? You mean you cut a deal with your "opponents" to dance around and pretend like you're actually participating, while your "allies" take a disproportionate nuke-laden beating on your behalf???

/Remember, if you truly want to replicate the entire strategy, you have to threaten your "allies" in back channels, puff out your chest like you actually were valuable to your side, and then spend the next two years lamenting the fact that "everyone hates us" and "we're so misunderstood" when other people discuss your alliance.

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[quote name='Richard Rahl' timestamp='1297055402' post='2623341']
Attacking in defense of MDoAP partners is jumping across the treaty web. SO SAYS THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE!
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This is fun :D

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[quote name='Steve Buscemi' timestamp='1297052963' post='2623228']
And for the record I still think SkyGreenChick is a guy, who happens to be a girl on our great Planet Bob.
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Nah, you're thinking of Duncan King. Or do I have that mixed up? Tough to tell sometimes.

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[quote name='Krack' timestamp='1297055570' post='2623348']
You're using the same strategy as the Karma War? You mean you cut a deal with your "opponents" to dance around and pretend like you're actually participating, while your "allies" take a disproportionate nuke-laden beating on your behalf???

/Remember, if you truly want to replicate the entire strategy, you have to threaten your "allies" in back channels, puff out your chest like you actually were valuable to your side, and then spend the next two years lamenting the fact that "everyone hates us" and "we're so misunderstood" when other people discuss your alliance.
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SHHHHHhhhh! You're blowing our OpSec!!!!

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[quote name='Krack' timestamp='1297055570' post='2623348']
You're using the same strategy as the Karma War? You mean you cut a deal with your "opponents" to dance around and pretend like you're actually participating, while your "allies" take a disproportionate nuke-laden beating on your behalf???

/Remember, if you truly want to replicate the entire strategy, you have to threaten your "allies" in back channels, puff out your chest like you actually were valuable to your side, and then spend the next two years lamenting the fact that "everyone hates us" and "we're so misunderstood" when other people discuss your alliance.
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MK was [i]very[/i] amenable.

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[quote name='Duncan King' timestamp='1297054350' post='2623295']
Backing people who attacked someone for no apparent reason is, especially when the alliance that's doing it is TOP who abjectly refused to back NPO when they did a similar thing in Karma.
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Mmm yes, except you're forgetting the part where NPO unashamedly spat in our face the second they started that war.

Nice try.

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