Groucho Marx Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2nrekbl.jpg[/img] [size="7"][b][u]Telegram for the World[/u][/b][/size] Dear NPO We've gotten along recently. Stop. You're pretty cool people. Stop. But you $%&@ed us over in 2007. Stop. You convinced our "allies" to $%&@ us over too. Stop. So, since everyone is getting their shots in. Stop. We are too. Stop. Signed, Emperor Marx. Stop. [quote]~From the Desk of the Chaplain~ It has come to this. To all who shall see these words, greetings. Know that today, \m/ has recieved its inheritance; today, our dearest dreams have been made reality: War. We look around and see the destruction of cities, and we smile. We see the cowards behind their paper shields cowering, and we laugh! We watch the unworthy foe stumble under the storm of gunfire and we praise whatever kindly God has allowed us to live to see this day. We have already gathered for ourselves a most unworthy foe, an embarrassment on the battlefield. Our soldiers gnashed their teeth in fury at the escaping prey, just out of reach; our broods furious with the hunters who brought too little meat to the table. And so we pondered our fates, and sought, ranging out farther, and behold, we have seen the bright new day of the World, so long promised by the Powers That Be....come crashing down around their ears. We see the empires of old finally crumble under the weight of their own decay and rot; the demons of mankinds worst fears unleashed upon earth; God's surgeons extracting the dead tissue of civilization. So now, we come. We are the cleansing conflagration that will burn away all that you have clinged to. We are the \m/en of \m/alice, come to pillage, murder and destroy! We are all that your father's pretended not to fear and all that your mother warned would snatch you away in the night! We are \m/, and we are here to destroy. Die All, Die Well, Chaplain Margrave Resident Mad Prophet of the Ninja Church Old Gangster of \m/[/quote] Sincerely, \m/[/center] Edited January 25, 2011 by Emperor Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocko Homo Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) War is almost never the answer man. Can't you all just sit down and rap about this? If you need a place to crash while rapping about this you can hang out at my pad. I'll have my wife Windy Breeze make us some granola crunchies and we can explore our feelings for each other! Edited January 25, 2011 by Jocko Homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Stubbs Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Re\m/e[m]ber the 19th of September! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shermanaslovakia Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Good luck Marx...but I'm rooting for NPO this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 All that's left now is GPA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 and now \m/'s 44 nations will re-disband. Start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev0win Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 dumb. STOP. For real though. Stop posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I swear, if you guys break staggers, I'll roll you myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEd Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Well, this is interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulmar Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) Meh, I'm down as long as you don't peace out in your other wars. Edited January 25, 2011 by Sulmar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Hah. This one was unexpected. Enjoy \m/! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raffaello Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Oh Marx, just when I was starting to like \m/ a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acetone Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Ar\m/ageddon is upon us, and I feel just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juggernaut123 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Woooow reallo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askani the rotund Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Wasn't that NpO? Not that it matters, welcome to the war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Defender Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Bring It You !@#$%*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 So what exactly happens to the SLCB front? Have you too coordinated the triple-break-off-flank-attack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidraca Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Now this was funny. Good jobs sirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllEnigma Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Cowards. Though I'm not surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Heh, bandwagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Just like old times I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Don't $%&@ up staggers please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowdog07 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Don't break the staggers. Flak and i will actually roll you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Ruin any staggers and we will ensure you disband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Dear \m/. Stop. Please Don't ever. Stop. \m/ >_< \m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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