Archon Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://imgur.com/iVphG.jpg[/img][/center] The New Polar Order and her myriad allies have gone to great lengths to protect a single alliance from damage in this latest global calamity. Rather than putting forth a maximal effort in what was perceived to be a losing effort from the onset, these alliances have conspired to take the beating so that their flagship alliance can remain strong and resolute. Of particular note is the valorious Legion, whose mutual defense pact with the New Polar Order remains untapped. Perhaps it is a hope for a return to past 'glory.' Subservience suited them well throughout much of their existence, so this is not a particularly surprising strategy. I was asked in particular to pay great heed to the efforts of the Siberian Tiger Alliance in this regard, masterfully positioning alliances in a way to protect the core. The alliance they shield, the alliance they cling to, and the alliance to which they entrust their safety and prosperity - The New Pacific Order. We cannot allow any chance of a return to power by the New Pacific Order. For years they ruled with an iron fist. They engineered a multitude of first strike "curbstomps," the most grossly abusive among them being the glibly named Woodstock Masscre against the Green Protection Agency. Never one to face an enemy with an even remote chance of victory, and always one to beat on the weak and the vulnerable, the New Pacific Order was a true master of the first strike attack. They could not only beat down the weak, but they had maneuvered the politics of the day such that they could do so with impunity. Recently, the Order of the Paradox tried a first strike as a gambit against the Complaints and Grievances Union. The attack, a clinic in military skill and precision, was doomed only due to politics. While they showed infinitely more bravery than the New Pacific Order, in attacking a foe with military skill and a reasonable relative strength, they also taught a great lesson. A first strike is not deplorable when against a foe of strength, but one must make sure their political situation is unassailable before doing so. Or, perhaps it is even more simple than that. Maybe it's just a matter of loathing. Maybe it is because we believe that Everything. Must. Die. Maybe it is because we think you deserve to burn. It doesn't actually matter. Whatever reason we decided to state, our foes would take their own, believe it, and attempt to spin it to their benefit. I welcome them to try. I wish them good luck, even, for they will surely need it. As for us? We always hear people saying "Do something about it!" with great bravado, so how about this? [b]The Combined Forces of Doomhouse hereby declare war upon the New Pacific Order.[/b] Deal with it. For the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism: Sardonic, GOONS Pilot Ktarthan, GOONS Co-Pilot Beefspari, GOONS Secretariat SirWilliam, GOONS Strategos Council Members: Tristesse, Biazt, Xodi,dalstrs, JT Jag For the Mushroom Kingdom: Archon, King of the Mushroom Kingdom lebubu, Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom Ardus, Epiphanus, SomeGuy, Magical Trevor, Councilmen of the Enclave Teh 1337 Guy, Lord High Vanguard quinoa rex, Lord High Inductor potato, Lord High Communicator Infinite Citadel, Lord High Treasurer For Umbrella: Roquentin, President NFLGeneric, Vice President Natan, Field Marshal Xavi, Envoy tl;dr: [img]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6706/swahj.png[/img] Edited January 25, 2011 by TheNeverender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Whereas Cager vandalized Francograd, his alliance is going to demolish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [center][i]Tonight Doomhouse and FAN dance on Pacifican graves.[/i] [img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8097/82038522.gif[/img] [i]Everything must die.[/i][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Down an ocean road Past a sign that says 'good love town' Into a darkness where the stars do drown Where the starry me needs to be free And when the battle was done I was promised my sun But with a thousand nights gone To any kingdom I run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoLauzier Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) This is how it's done ! Edited January 25, 2011 by GeoLauzier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northstars Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your nation, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As we slip through the widening maw in our new form, you will catch only a glimpse of our radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down our faces, our dark work will begin. Archon will open one of his six mouths, and he will sing the song that ends the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Have fun guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapmanej Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 o/ doomhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kencojenko Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 i knew about this six months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktarthan Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 My God, it's full of stars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bros Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 i love you archon this war is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorbolt Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Kill them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Chaos Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Hail Archon. Hail MK. Hail Doomhouse! Roll the nemesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Happy hunting, Doomhouse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Welcome to the DOOMHOUSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallica5000 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 well well well what do we have here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalk Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Let's get this show on the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Best of luck Doomhouse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcalkin Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Finally, Doomhouse is the best treaty :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biazt Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) Welcome to the MOODHOUSE. Edited January 25, 2011 by Biazt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff barr Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 LMAOOO GO GET EMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 We Are Your Doom, Your Death, Your Terror. You Will Fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Cristof Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 We Are the Hegemony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Burn it all. Burn it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Jag Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 This is the Alpha of the Omega. The First of the Last. The Beginning of the End. We're here, no matter how hard you hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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