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[size=4][url="http://www.explodish.com/slcb/index.php"][b]Team Rocket[/b][/url][/size][/center]
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Welcome, my friends, to the lair of the almighty, the domain of the adventurous, and the final resting place of the courageous. We, Team Rocket, greet you!

We are a rapidly expanding enterprise looking for the smartest, smoothest, and most gifted brains and brawn out there. You may have heard of us, and you may not have, yet need that not worry you, for you shall get to know us for quite some time to come.

We have many things to provide new and old potential grunts who are looking for a change of pace from what they are used to, needless to say that we offer the following things:

* Glorious Franz Ferdinand!
* Guaranteed protection from the cops, perfect for home-defence!
* We are always glad to help you set up Tech Deals, so that you shall grow ever faster.
* Glorious Franz Ferdinand!
* Dedicated members ready to assist you at any time, if you have any questions, they shall respond as best as they can.
* Comfy uniforms.
* Glorious Franz Ferdinand!
* Excellent communication through IRC channels, to allow for more direct communication between you and your comrades.
* Your own Pokémon.
* Glorious Franz Ferdinand!
* Access to #rocket and #slcb
* Glorious Franz Ferdinand!
* Always something to do within our enterprise.
* Glorious Franz Ferdinand!
* ...and many more things...

We are always after new people, so please, consider us, and work safe, work smart, your future depends on it.

Before exiting this thread, make sure to submit your bank details to a verified Rocket Grunt. Thank you, and have a very safe, and productive day.

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[url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=184514"]Franz Ferdinand[/url]
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Now wheres that Pikachu?

And here is our Recruitment video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa892gLBWzY

Edited by lutai

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Team Rocket are so glorious, that they convincingly defeated the gigantic police organisation of \m/ with just the gaze of the glorious leader's eyes over their land. They cowered away, and with that, glorious Team Rocket thrive.

We are so popular, that Team Rocket has had another defec... grunt join our glorious ranks, ready to defend the honour of our great leader.

Glory to the glorious leader!

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Team Rocket are an alliance filled to the brim with reliable, honest, trustworthy, glorious leader, awesome and impressive denizens who are always active and shall stand side-by-side when the going gets rough. Free kitten with every applicant.

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