USMC123 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/e/e1/Tetris_warflag.gif[/img] Hello Planet Bob![/center] Just wanted to post today to tell you guys a little story. So, a little while ago USMC123 was working on this new weapon for the Tetris Game Patent department when he managed to make a box out of Tetris blocks. Excited, he ran to Logan to show him what he made and Logan was like, "Cool." USMC123, happy as $%#^ ran off with the box to test it for effectiveness in combat. First off, he placed it on a range and had a few of his Marines take some shots at it. The bullets passed straight through the box. This box was not bullet proof. "Well ^%$#." USMC123 thought. Then he got the great idea to have a tank shoot at it. Why USMC123 thought this is a great idea, we don't know. Anyway, USMC123 patched up the box and then had a tank blow it all to hell. "Lolnoob," said Rhaemyr, and everyone laughed at USMC123. USMC123, undaunted by the humiliation, rebuilt the box and tried to bomb it. "That won't work," warned Granat, as USMC123 dropped a JDAM on it. Sure enough, the bomb blew the box up to. "You so sirry!" exclaimed BladeX. Frustrated, USMC123 threw the box into the sea. It floated. "THE %^@(&$* BOX IS SEAWORTHY!" shouted USMC123. Suddenly the other Tetrads weren't laughing so hard. "Wanna see if we can ride in it?" asked Hereno. "Why not," said ali5541, "I've always wanted to sail in a box made of Tetris blocks." So the crew jumped in the box and drifted away into the sea, forgetting that they had no way to control where it went. "Well &#@%," said Dragonknight1000. The others nodded in agreement. Then it happened. "There is *#%^@$& Cardboard Box floating in the sea!" exclaimed Logan. "You have to be $#*^&@$ me," said Pollard, "Cardboard Boxes aren't Seaworthy, I would know. I'm British." Confused, they float towards the Cardboard Box and eventually bump into it. All of a sudden a talking sword made of pork jumps up and shouts at the Tetris box, "HEY COOL! IT'S A SEAWORTHY TETRIS BOX!" And Tetris was all like, "HEY COOL! IT'S A SEAWORTHY CARDBOARD BOX WITH A PORKSWORD IN IT!" "It's not just a Seaworthy Cardboard Box, it's a Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Box, and it's not porksword, it's porksaber," replied porksaber. "Ohhhhhh! That makes so much sense now! I rike you porksaber," said BladeX. "Yeah, you're pretty cool too BladeX," said porksaber, giggling. "I have some boys back in my hood and would like to offer you guys a deal on their behalf. If you get our backs, we got yours." Then Logan was like, "Hmmm... how about this, if one of us gets jumped, we'll try to help the other, and if someone pisses one of us off, we'll try to help the other out in the bar fight." "Why try?" asked porksaber. "I got this one," said USMC123, "we haven't installed a proper navigation system on our box yet... we may not be able make it if the wind ain't blowing right." "I feel ya dog. Sounds like a deal," said porksaber, "the only catch is that since we lost our satellite phone, we can't tell anyone." "And we don't know when we'll hit land," said Logan. Unable to tell the world, the boxes drifted apart. Eventually, the Tetris box reached shore when someone told them the news. Their new friends in seaworthy boxes got jumped by some thugs from UINE. "Aww hell naw!" exclaimed USMC123 as they all jumped back in the box. "I just hope the wind takes us to the right place," said Pollard. And it did. tl;dr [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/Cx0Pc.png[/img][/center] EDIT: Fixed a few grammar errors. Edited January 21, 2011 by USMC123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Welcome to the fight, Tetris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audran Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Awesome. go get em tetroids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 This is awesome! You guys are the coolest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 This is one alliance I won't mind watching burn down to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddyyo Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 DoW of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Best DoW of the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy the Mighty Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 welcome to the war, I wish you all luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Holy $%&@, what ever happened to the simple DoW's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Andrew Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Nothing like invoking an otherwise worthless treaty as an excuse to bandwagon onto the winning side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aineshane Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='goldielax25' timestamp='1295588253' post='2588375'] Best DoW of the war. [/quote] Agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Haha made me laugh as much as the SLCB DoW. Go get 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Good luck to our friends in Tetris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='goldielax25' timestamp='1295588253' post='2588375'] Best DoW of the war. [/quote] No, that was RIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Defender Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Yu Gi Yo reference very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Awesome. Best DoW Ever. o/ Tetris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfire99 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Go Tetris. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [img]http://i.imgur.com/uZVTx.png[/img] You touched my boxes. I like my boxes. SLCB Here's to a good fight UINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Our bad on taking most of the slots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Welcome to the Fray, Tetris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Well have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='Bernkastel' timestamp='1295588226' post='2588370'] This is one alliance I won't mind watching burn down to the ground. [/quote] No balls @Darth Andrew, to be honest, we didn't make this for this war... It just happened to be there. So much for the motivation from the other side... I thought this was one of the most even wars I've seen. *shrugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oinkoink12 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 this is so epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) Good luck I guess Tetris, but mainly good luck to my friends and allies in UINE. Edited January 21, 2011 by Omniscient1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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