How to survive in the event of an invasion.

[Fizzydog]

OoC: Sadly, this one does not have the 5s feel to it. ;_;



"Hello, and welcome back to the Labradorean Civil Serivices Office. I'm Dwight Gerald, and I'm here to inform you of the dangers of invasion, and what to do in the event of the invasion. Let's start with the three types of most well known invasions.


Ground Assaults. This type of invasion is an attack from across the border. We will use Disparu as an example. Disparuean tanks and infrantry cross our border, and our ill-prepared border defenses are forced to pull back.

Air Assault. This type of invasion comes from the skies, as the name suggests. Less effective than the ground assault, troops and armor are dropped from large transport planes. While our air defenses are always on the alert and likely to shoot many down, there is always the chance this type of attack will be successful.


Finally, there is the Amphibious. This can takes forces by complete surprise if executed correctly. In an amphibious assault, the enemy invades by the use of ampphibious transports and other navy transport ships.

So, you are wondering, how do I survive? Let us help you.


Tip #1: Get indoors and to a low level! When invaded, the enemy may try to deprive the city of its defences and attack it with the use of explosives. While another big danger is stray gunfire. Try to stay indoors, on ground level and away from windows.

Now that we're on the subject of indoors, let me continue. The enemy may do a search of your city after it is captured or during capture to find our troops or kick civilians out of there! The most important things is to never, ever, ever, ever EVER rush towards an opened door or window. If you hear your home being breached, immediately kneel on the floor with your hands above your head. Do not reach for your pockets and do not walk towards the door. Soldiers will be agitated during an invasion and may accidently fire upon civilians. This is a major danger.

Another tip is if you are given the chance of evacuation by Labradorean forces, take it! The worst thing is to be stuck in a city under siege. See: Stalingrad. It's best to get out while you can, but not if you're endangering your life. Do not attempt to flee using a car. Please, try to keep the roads open so Labradorean forces will be able to move in and possibly save your home!

Don't be a hero. Labrador Civil Services and the Labradorean Military request you do NOT form a militia. No matter how patriotic you are, if the Labrador Army cannot fight it off your spare hunting rifles won't help. Labrador does not want your local village attempting to fight off a first world army. We want to infrastructure of Labrador healthy and alive, and getting you village bombed off the maps is not a very good idea.


This is video 1/2. The second video will be released shortly.


OoC: Seems I'm only good at writing when I do it at 2:00 am in the morning.

[Zoot Zoot]

England is impressed by this video.
It offers sound and logical advice.

[Saarkin Cor]

What happens if there is a major fire and everyone is confined in the bottoms of their homes?

[Fizzydog]

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What happens if there is a major fire and everyone is confined in the bottoms of their homes?
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"Well, any person who has even the smallest amount of intelligence would leave their homes. Humans aren't mindless slaves and they know when to act."

[Fizzydog]

Labrador thanks England for the compliments, and offers an altered version to fit English tastes. The video is filled with tea and crumpets, a narrarator with a British accent and the removal of the mentions of Labrador and Disparu.