Generalissimo Posted January 10, 2011 Report Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) Having renovated a printing house in the Saint George City Ruins, with Arctican technical assistance, Procinctia Publishing Press is retuning after a long absence. To commemorate our revival Procinctia Publishing Press reprinting the award winning, top selling, classic from Procinctia’s former head-of-state [i]Generalissimo’s Saint Paul City Wasteland Survival Guide[/i]. [quote][center][b]Generalissimo’s Saint Paul City Wasteland Survival Guide[/b] By Generalissimo [img]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/Rubble.jpg[/img][/center] From Generalissimo of the Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation hit radio show [i]Saint Paul City Wasteland Guide[/i] comes the definitive (and only) guide to the Saint Paul City Wasteland, this indispensable guidebook contains everything that a survivor in the Saint Paul City Wasteland could need to know. Having survived years alone in the contaminated wasteland of Saint Paul City Generalissimo was the world’s foremost urban wasteland survival expert. Learn how to survive extended periods in areas of moderate contamination, forge for food in a destroyed urban landscape, disarm a landmine without equipment, battle an automated gun turret while unarmed, and build an emergency signal transmitter out of random scrap metal. Includes illustrated tours of Saint Paul City’s seven remaining freestanding structures, thorough guides to scavenging and jury rigging, and comprehensive maps of the Saint Paul City Wasteland.[/quote] [i]Generalissimo’s Saint Paul City Wasteland Survival Guide[/i] is somewhat archaistic in depicting Saint Paul City which, after significant international reclamation efforts, is no longer a hellish wasteland. Edited January 10, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) [center][size="3"][b]Blame Martens![/b] [/size] By Liska Atka [img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/6/69/MFlagBig1wGuyoriginal.jpg[/img][/center] Generalissimo’s one-sided and oft-ignored rivalry with Kaiser Martens is infamous. Through colorful anecdotes Generalissimo’s former assistant, Liska Atka, recounts the many accusations leveled against the controversial Kaiser and the ‘logic’ behind them. Kaiser Martens is, according to Generalissimo, responsible for everything from Asthma to Zombies. Edited January 10, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) [center][b]Generalissimo’s Cooking[/b] By Generalissimo[/center] Turning what’s scavenged from destroyed urban landscape into something actually eatable is a unique culinary mastery. Generalissimo’s Cooking details eight hundred substance recipes for wasteland survival as featured in Generalissimo’s hit Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation hit radio show [i]Cooking with Generalissimo[/i]. [u]Sample Recipe[/u]: Black Bean Seagull Turning a seagull, a can of black beans, and a package ramen flavoring into a full and satisfying meal [i]Ingredients[/i]: seagull, can of black beans, package ramen flavoring, decontamination solution Roast the seagull over an open fire until well done Put the can of black beans into a pot and cook for 20 minutes over a generator Add ramen flavor package and a teaspoon of decontamination solution Put the cooked seagull into the pot and let simmer for an additional 5 minutes and enjoy Edited January 10, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) [center][b]Divine Brightness[/b] By Vice Admiral Bolivar [IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/OilSpill.jpg[/IMG][/center]Dai Kyokujitsu Teikoku’s sinking of the evacuation vessel FS Divine Brightness was the Tahoe Republic’s justification for instigating the Pacific War. Evacuees killed in the sinking of cruise ship FS Divine Brightness galvanized a coalition to back Tahoe’ efforts in the Pacific War. Unforgivable “piracy” was the Tahoe Republic’s justification for years hunting and trying to exterminate the Kyokujitsu remnant. Thomas Dobbs' deathbed confession revealed a horrifying truth, those refugees seeking asylum on the FS Divine Brightness were sacrificed to provide Casus Belli. There never was a cruise ship “Divine Brightness” – merely a hardened inflatable shell built around a fuel air bomb. Thoughtful analysis of the Dobbs tapes combined with insightful investigation reveals the construction, implantation, destruction, and aftermath of the trap of the Divine Brightness. Edited January 11, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) [center][b]Acceptable Sacrifice? Self-Inflicted Naval False-Flag Actions as Justification for War[/b] By Vice Admiral Bolivar [IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/fortune.gif[/IMG][/center] The “attack” on the Divine Brightness and Finland’s “loss” of a hospital fleet are infamously chilling examples of governments engineering massacres at sea as justification of war. Vice Admiral Bolivar analysis the manufacturing Casus Belli through self-inflicted false-flag killings of civilians at sea by studying known false-flag naval operations. Successful applications of diplomatic, intelligence, and media manipulations of intentional ‘friendly fire’ incidents at sea are revealed in great detail. [u]Unintended Consequence of This Text[/u] [b]Acceptable Sacrifice? Self-Inflicted Naval False-Flag Actions as Justification for War[/b] describes successful incidents in more than enough detail to actually be used as a manual to commit and cover-up massacres at sea to justify war. Edited January 13, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) [center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/b] By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/mi3_fa_explosionfly.jpg[/IMG]Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stand together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who protect our world. Follow the Statesman Awesome Action Squad in their battle against the nefarious plans of the mysterious Ubermind and his evil Dark Hand organization. [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i] Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident Edited January 11, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Triyun Posted January 11, 2011 Report Posted January 11, 2011 [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294765885' post='2572040'] [center][b]Divine Brightness[/b] By Vice Admiral Bolivar [IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/OilSpill.jpg[/IMG][/center]Dai Kyokujitsu Teikoku’s sinking of the evacuation vessel FS Divine Brightness was the Tahoe Republic’s justification for instigating the Pacific War. Evacuees killed in the sinking of cruise ship FS Divine Brightness galvanized a coalition to back Tahoe’ efforts in the Pacific War. Unforgivable “piracy” was the Tahoe Republic’s justification for years hunting and trying to exterminate the Kyokujitsu remnant. Thomas Dobbs' deathbed confession revealed a horrifying truth, those refugees seeking asylum on the FS Divine Brightness were sacrificed to provide Casus Belli. There never was a cruise ship “Divine Brightness” – merely a hardened inflatable shell built around a fuel air bomb. Thoughtful analysis of the Dobbs tapes combined with insightful investigation reveals the construction, implantation, destruction, and aftermath of the trap of the Divine Brightness. [/quote] Even had the incident been faked, war was still justified because of the DKTs attempts to close down the Pacific Indian sea lanes, it's attempts to be a spring board for Nordic influence int the pacific, and it's threats to China's Fillipino allies. This was the same group of radicals we had to expel from South Korea years earlier. Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Posted January 12, 2011 [quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1294773897' post='2572125'] Even had the incident been faked, war was still justified because of the DKTs attempts to close down the Pacific Indian sea lanes, it's attempts to be a spring board for Nordic influence int the pacific, and it's threats to China's Fillipino allies. This was the same group of radicals we had to expel from South Korea years earlier. [/quote][i]Response from the Author[/i] Is a justified cause fought under untrue pretenses still just? The book is clear that China had no responsibility in actions performed by J Andres and Tahoe. Even had the incident been faked? There should be little doubt it was. A VERY lucid confession, SONAR logs, satellite images, planning documents, alongside audio recordings make the postmortem confession from Thomas Dobbs (http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=93156) is decisive evidence. At the time there was no way your country could have known the truth behind the Divine Brightness, the illusion was intentionally constructed obfuscate your intelligence services. I would like to know, perhaps for future additions, what is China’s perspective of these revelations? -Vice Admiral Bolivar- Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1294773897' post='2572125'] Even had the incident been faked, war was still justified because of the DKTs attempts to close down the Pacific Indian sea lanes, it's attempts to be a spring board for Nordic influence int the pacific, and it's threats to China's Fillipino allies. This was the same group of radicals we had to expel from South Korea years earlier. [/quote][i]Response from the Publisher[/i] Revelations of what really happened to the Divine Brightness unfortunately paint a one-sided perspective of the Pacific War, making the coalition look like monsters because of the rouge acts of two members acting alone. To avoid falling into a particular bias of the Pacific War Procinctia Publishing Press is willing to print a book detailing Chinas perspective of the conflict. Send us a manuscript, printing rights, cover art, and teaser text. -Procinctia Publishing Press- Edited January 12, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
SK Wynter Posted January 12, 2011 Report Posted January 12, 2011 Weeks of political red tape blocking passage meant that Annan had plenty of free time. As the newscaster on the telly rattled off the day's events, Annan flipped through some of her newest reading material. The (in)famous Generalissimo had just published a pair of survival-based books — one on scavenging, the other on cooking. His seagull and clam roast was especially mouth-watering, and it looked to be no more expensive than a small piece of African fruit. Then there were the tomes written by a Vice Admiral and Generalissimo's advisor, which Annan had skimmed through but yet to enjoy properly. "Black bean and seagull..." the Scot murmured. "How very odd. I wonder if they would serve that at lunchtime...." Quote
Centurius Posted January 12, 2011 Report Posted January 12, 2011 The books would be found in the fiction departments of several Hellenic bookstores. Quote
Triyun Posted January 12, 2011 Report Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294847002' post='2573144'] [i]Response from the Author[/i] Is a justified cause fought under untrue pretenses still just? The book is clear that China had no responsibility in actions performed by J Andres and Tahoe. Even had the incident been faked? There should be little doubt it was. A VERY lucid confession, SONAR logs, satellite images, planning documents, alongside audio recordings make the postmortem confession from Thomas Dobbs (http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=93156) is decisive evidence. At the time there was no way your country could have known the truth behind the Divine Brightness, the illusion was intentionally constructed obfuscate your intelligence services. I would like to know, perhaps for future additions, what is China’s perspective of these revelations? -Vice Admiral Bolivar- [/quote] Your foolish notions are rather amusing to us. The only sonar information available was made by the Omniscient Empire of Naboo. This was available to the nations of Ferrous Pacific, of which members of the Chinese Union did have access. Tahoe had access. Palintine had Access. Wighton had access. Others did not. Do not speak to us about history which we created. OOC: Seriously, if you weren't in ferrous pacific, you do not know how we made the decision to go to war. Edited January 12, 2011 by Triyun Quote
Eggman Empire Posted January 13, 2011 Report Posted January 13, 2011 The Eggman government will look into buying [i]Generalissimo’s Cooking[/i] and [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]. Should the first contain relevant and workable recipes, it will be bought and distributed as a cooking survival guide. The second will be put in the fiction section. Quote
Vedran Posted January 13, 2011 Report Posted January 13, 2011 The Arctican advisors provided the Procinctia Publishing Press with basic marketing advice and pertinent literature. They also helped with technical issues and with introducing the books into the Arctican market. But few mainstream bookstores in the country would carry them, and in the end the current PPP inventory would remain the province of novelty stores, having strong readership within the Generalissimo fandom. Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 13, 2011 Author Report Posted January 13, 2011 (edited) [center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad: Gang of Lightning[/b] By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/road20warrior20pic.jpg[/IMG] Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stand together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who protect our world. Lighting Gang bandits use the fight between Statesman Awesome Action Squad and Dark Hand as a distraction to steal landmarks and monuments from around the world. The Lighting Gang of thieves steals Statesman Awesome Action Squad’s signature weapons; can the SAAS battle the Dark Hand without their awesome equiptment? Lighting Gang steals the Baron’s explosives, leaving Uberstein without his awesome explosions, what a pyrotechnic to do? Lighting Gang swipes the Emperor’s custom sniper rifle; can a sniper fight without sniping? Lighting Gang pockets the Kaiser’s sword, but Martens’ deadliest weapons could be his fists. Lighting Gang remove the Protector’s disguise kits, Sarah still has one mask left – herself. When the lighting Gang pinch the Staatspresident’s revolvers, Botha is going to bring a knife to a gunfight. [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i] Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident [i]Questionable Logic[/i]: If the Lighting Gang is using the ongoing battle between the Statesman Awesome Action Squad and Dark Hand as a distraction to commit crimes, why antagonize the elite commando statesman? Edited August 6, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Markus Wilding Posted January 13, 2011 Report Posted January 13, 2011 Somewhere in Italy, Markus reads the latest Statesman Awesome Action Squad book and scoffs at it. "How can any Statesman Awesome Action Squad team be complete without me? They'll need a technician at some point." Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Posted January 20, 2011 (edited) [center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad: Hammer of Damocles[/b] By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center][img]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/Ion_Cannon_28C26CR29.jpg[/img] Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stand together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who protect our world. A long forgotten super weapon of the Marten’s failed Greater Nordland Reich, Hammer of Damocles, is rediscovered. Assembled forces of the Brotherhood of Mol, Dark Hand, Lightning Gang, Red Guard, and White Death scramble against each other to obtain this ultimate weapon for global domination leaving the Statesman Awesome Action Squad overextended on all fronts. [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i] Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident [i]Spoiler Alert:[/i] Scolar Visari, who is alive, is behind everything [i]Cliffhanger:[/i] Did Kaiser Martens survive atmospheric reentry as the Hammer of Damocles was destroyed? Edited March 26, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Posted January 20, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1294865997' post='2573380']The books would be found in the fiction departments of several Hellenic bookstores.[/quote] Having a publisher’s entire selection labeled fiction offhand would offend anyone with an abundance of pride as a literary distributor, but Procinctia Publishing Press isn’t inclined to care at this time. Procinctia Publishing Press is truly delighted for an opportunity to compete equally in Hellenic bookstores. Edited January 20, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Posted January 20, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Eggman Empire' timestamp='1294907448' post='2573933']The Eggman government will look into buying [i]Generalissimo’s Cooking[/i] and [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]. Should the first contain relevant and workable recipes, it will be bought and distributed as a cooking survival guide. The second will be put in the fiction section.[/quote]Requested quantities of [i]Generalissimo’s Cooking[/i] and [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i] have been delivered as scheduled. Procinctia Publishing Press is pleased to do business with the Eggman Empire. [center][i]Response from the Author[/i] I appreciate your government’s interest in my [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i] series. I have been considering adding an Eggman Empire character to [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]. Do you have any suggestions for possible Eggman statesman for the next book? -Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz-[/center] Edited January 20, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Posted January 20, 2011 [quote name='Vedran' timestamp='1294909581' post='2573953']The Arctican advisors provided the Procinctia Publishing Press with basic marketing advice and pertinent literature. They also helped with technical issues and with introducing the books into the Arctican market. But few mainstream bookstores in the country would carry them, and in the end the current PPP inventory would remain the province of novelty stores, having strong readership within the Generalissimo fandom.[/quote] While Arctican novelty stores might not seem like prosperous economy Procinctia Publishing Press regards this as an overwhelming success. It’s a question of scale; a niche market in Arctica is several magnitudes larger than Procinctia’s entire population. Quote
Lynneth Posted January 21, 2011 Report Posted January 21, 2011 The books published by PPP would eventually find their way into Sri Lanka's bookstores. [quote][i]Generalissimo’s Saint Paul City Wasteland Survival Guide[/i] [indent]would be found in the 'Survival' section, together with [/indent] [i]Generalissimo’s Cooking[/i], [indent]both of which would find high sales with fatalistic people or survival freaks. [/indent] [i]Blame Martens![/i], [indent]while most often found in the 'Fiction' section - some stores owned by German refugees put it into 'Nonfiction' - the book sold well in the German communities or Sri Lanka. [/indent] [i]Divine Brightness[/i] and [i]Acceptable Sacrifice? Self-Inflicted Naval False-Flag Actions as Justification for War[/i] [indent]were both found in the 'Nonfiction/Politics' section, though the latter would be censored by the government, forcing the descriptions of the 'successful' incidents to be watered down, hopefully preventing the books from becoming international-incident-guidelines. [/indent] The [i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i] series [indent]could soon enough be found in 'Fiction/Action', selling well and even finding its was into Sri Lanka's bestseller lists, the various books floating between the 5th and 15th places for almost two full months before slowly being overcome by newer unread books. Still, millions were reading the series now, and any further book was bound to get into the top 20 at the very least. [/indent] [/quote] Quote
Generalissimo Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='Lynneth' timestamp='1295583513' post='2587765']The books published by PPP would eventually find their way into Sri Lanka's bookstores.[/quote]With “modest” commercial success in Sri Lanka, one of the world’s largest consumers of literature, book exports now consist of more than seventy percent of Procinctia’s economic activity. Procinctia Publishing Press has now surpassed Procinctia Armament as Procinctia’s most profitable enterprise by significant margins. Rumors are circulating that Procinctia’s government is considering creating the country’s new economy entirely around cultural pursuits. Quote
Kaiser Martens Posted January 21, 2011 Report Posted January 21, 2011 Kaiser Martens is caught by paparazzis leaving a Germanic book store with a bag containing all of these books. "I must see what it's all about." He says. Already translations to the different Germanic Union Languages are available throughout the land. Quote
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