AironthFlamewing Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 Private-- To John Holmes From Dr. Phillip Roger Stroud c/o Chief Aide Drew P. Whiener Re: Droopy Relations Mr. Holmes- My nation, the United Kingdom of Idaho-Montana wishes to have fully normalized relations with your people. We wish to soon may be allies against the menace that is the Alaskans. Quote
Franz Ferdinand Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 [center][quote] From Ron Jeremy, leader of the American Union To: Drew P. Whiener, Chief Aide of the Monument of Man Dear Mr. Whiener, We would be interested to see how these talks play out. We shall send our latest minister, a Mr. Holmes to meet with you. Please designate a location and he shall be shipped off there once he has finished his morning warm-up. [i]Yours Faithfully, [b]Ron Jeremy[/i][/b] PS: Mr. Holmes has quite the appetite, you might want to prepare yourself, he knows what he is doing.[/quote][/center] Quote
AironthFlamewing Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Posted January 9, 2011 OOC: yay penile humor IC: Mr. Holmes can find safe passage in the Sashtro District of Boise, UKIM. The diplomatic meetings will be conducted in the offices therein and also hotel accommodations will be provided for this rather large, important personage including but not limited to all forms of room service. Quote
Franz Ferdinand Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 [center][quote] From: Ron Jeremy, leader of the American Union To: Drew P. Whiener, Chief Aide of the Monument of Man Dear Mr. Whiener, Mr. Holmes shall be arriving shortly at the airport, hopefully this meeting will be fruitful. [i]Yours Faithfully, [b]Ron Jeremy[/i][/b] [/quote][/center] Quote
AironthFlamewing Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Posted January 9, 2011 Mr. Holmes, once he had arrived off the plane from the American Union was taken to his hotel in the Sashtro District, given the opportunity to refresh his body and soothe his tired legs Mr. Holmes would be informed that the meetings will take place tomorrow. (OOC: another post or so down the road) Quote
Franz Ferdinand Posted January 16, 2011 Report Posted January 16, 2011 Mr. Holmes decided to explore the city in anticipation for the next day. Quote
AironthFlamewing Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Posted January 16, 2011 Drew P. Whiener met up with Mr. Holmes at dis hotel and directed him to the Halls of Diplomacy in Boise, sitting down at a desk Whiener asked Holmes one simple question. "What would it take for the American Union and The UKIM to have normalized relations?" Quote
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