Moe Szyslak Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 SLAP Studios in conjunction with UCR Productions presents the following presentation. [quote][center][img]http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii50/azace/flag.png[/img][img]http://www.cn-slap.com/images/flags/ucr_flag.png[/img][/center] [center][size="5"]SLAPped So Hard Yo Momma Went Commie Pact[/size][/center] Preamble: In an effort to promote the goals of the common man, and rid the world of whatever our alliances may construe as "evil" at the time, it is important that we not only build friendships, but that we cement the right friendships that may prosper through unity, perseverance, loyalty and trust. As we see these qualities in our fellow man, we must explore the possibilities of greater ties. It is because of these qualities, that the Sovereign League of Armed Powers and Union of Communist Republics unite today in an agreement to work together by sharing peace, intelligence, and aid. Article I (Peace): No nation flying the AA Sovereign League of Armed Powers or Union of Communist Republics, nor any nation flying any banner which shall be considered property of either of the undersigned, shall engage in openly armed conflict with one another. Any violation of this article shall be responded to with the responsible party to this treaty being fully responsible for cleaning up the mess done by their members. In addition, our governments and personnel agree to maintain the peace by solving any disagreements as privately as possible and seeking peaceful resolution to any conflict. Article II (Intelligence): No spy operations shall be conducted by either of the undersigned upon one another. Any spy information gathered shall be considered a shareable resource. In addition, if either of the undersigned becomes privy to information regarding attacks, shady tactics, or other intelligence that would be of value for the other party to know, they shall share that information in the fastest and most private means available to them. Article III (Aid): Should a nation of either of the undersigned be on the sphere of the other undersigned, the undersigned agree to prioritize trades with said members prior to doing so with the general public. In addition, the undersigned agree to exchange technology deals and aid programs with one another prior to doing so with alliances with which we share no treaty. Article IV (Review): The undersigned shall review this treaty a period of 60 days from its original signature to determine if this treaty is the appropriate level for the relationship which exists at that time, and this treaty may be upgraded/downgraded/canceled or remain intact once that analysis has taken place. Article V (Cancellation): Should either party no longer be happy with this treaty, they may contact the other to notify them of activation of article V which shall activate the cancellation period. Once said contact has been made, the cancellation period of this treaty shall be deemed to be as long as it takes to complete any remaining aid contracts, at which time this treaty will be considered null and void. Signed for Sovereign League of Armed Powers: The Kings: Spoonman pmacdaddy The Prime Minister: AzAce The Ministry: Banned - Minister of Foreign Affairs Andover - Minister of Economics MCLET ME BE - Minister of Internal Affairs Signed for Union of Communist Republics RA2Leader, Premier Tillistan, CPUCR President[/quote] Quote
ZeroRemorse Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 Ah progress, I like the sight of a new treaty. Quote
Burnsey Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) I don't know any of you but SLAP contains Andover so I can't say anything nice. Your ass looks big in those jeans. Edited January 9, 2011 by Burnsey Quote
EvilCam Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 Congratulations to SLAP and UCR. I hope this agreement paves the way for a long and lasting friendship. Quote
Andover Posted January 10, 2011 Report Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Burnsey' timestamp='1294595509' post='2569820'] I don't know any of you but SLAP contains Andover so I can't say anything nice. Your ass looks big in those jeans. [/quote] Please, if you wore jeans everything would look fat and also o/ UCR o/ SLAP Glad to see my allies from my ERA days treatied with my new friends at SLAP. Edited January 10, 2011 by Andover Quote
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