I AM THE HERO THAT DALMATIA DESERVES

[Sargun II]

OOC: Closed to myself and Malatose. Also grammar isn ot good. I just don't fhave the grammar time.//

Po Ta To, or "The Man With the Unfortunate Name", was sitting with his son. There was no more room. The time was now. To had to make do it.

[b]"Launch the torpedoes."[/b]

To's son launched the torpedo.

There were, of course, no torpedoes. What there were instead was To and his son flying through the air on gliders, the Mediterranean Sea far below them. To's code was unbreakable. Nobody would expect that To was a torpedo. But he was, and his target was a submarine. And by submarine, To meant freighter. A freighter full of precious booty - political prisoners. They had been protesting for equal rights in Christianity in the nation, and To had to use the opportunity. Nobody else would. [b]"Son, reroll into Texas.[/b]" His son snapped the gliders off and the two were parachuting onto the freighter. It was only a matter of time now. To would not be deterred.

[b]"Son, cut the parachutes."[/b] His son cut the parachutes, his cunning code enabling them to practice in secrecy. They landed on the freighter with tings as the parachutes flew over the side. Now was the time. To raised his pistol and shot his son in the head, then tipped the boy over the side. He was a good son.

To pulled out the machine guns and opened fire on the guards. There were two, and then there weren't. After they died, To strung their bodies together with duct tape and put a camera on them. He then went up to the captain's quarters, broke the door down, dragged the bodies in and shot the captain on camera. He turned the comm system on, then started broadcasting the camera using equipment he had purchased from a shady man with two arms.

[b]"Greetings, civilised world and England."[/b] He paused to laugh at his joke. [b]"I am Po Ta To, glorious Korean mercenary. Today, I show you power of Korean special forces! I have singlehandedly taken over Dalmatian ship, but there is more! I have been deployed to show the Korean might, and with this Korea declares a holy war against Dalmatia and her overland oppressors, the United Federation of the East! "[/b] And with that, To dragged the Chinese man who was on the ship into the cabin and in front of the camera. [b]"FOR THE MOTHERLAND"

[/b]Slice. Blood filled the room.

[b]"And now, for the grand finale."[/b] To that effect, he pressed a button. Flames filled the room and all the bodies were launched into the air as the shock of the explosions killed them instantly. For the next few minutes, all that was left was the ship sinking into the sea. As he pressed the button, Korean songs were playing in the background. To died completing his mission.

[AironthFlamewing]

Public: The United Kingdom of Idaho-Montana will watch this matter with a keen eye.
Private: The United Kingdom of Idaho-Montana mourns the loss of Po Ta To due to the similarity of the man's name to the national crop of the Kingdom.

Edited January 9, 2011 by graniteknight

[Malatose]

[b]"We are under attack, please send help!"[/b]

That was the last transmission heard from the Nordic Global Oil Freighter. The last transmission before the ship erupted into a glorious blaze of fire. Not too long after, the first Search and Rescue Aircraft from the navy arrived. It scanned the area, looking for any possible survivors and more importantly, anymore possible enemies.

"HQ, situation is bad. The entire ship is gone. Those terrorist really did a number..."

In the sea, A 'Kyrios' Class Guided Missile Corvette arrived at the scene. Not too soon after, a larger vessvel, which was a destroyer, arrived and set up a defensive perimeter around the accident. The surface was littered with oil, which was lit ablaze from the explosion. Naval divers jumped into the water. Their only goal was to look for any possible survivors.

However, they didn't find any survivors. They only found body parts littered throughout the wreckage.

"..all those men. Only doing their jobs. What did we ever do to those racist Korean idiots." one sailer muttered.

In [b]Welthauptstadt Tiflis[/b], Michael Visari was alerted to the incident by his Adjutant.

[i]"Autarch, one of our freighters was destroyed in an act of terrorism.."

"Those idiots from the Slavic Unity Party always causing trouble..." Visari responded

"No No, it was the Koreans."[/i]

Marlish Udet turned on a small display and replayed the message recorded by the terrorist.

Michael Visari smiled, "Those morons get nuked, and now they feel the need to pick a fight with us. Alert High Command, I want a response formulated at once."

"Yes, Sir!"

[Maleatu]

[b]Formal Statement by the Republic Parliament and the Office of Prime Minister[/b]

The Minmatar Republic has been a quiet and unassuming nation in the past year of our existence. Throughout this ti9me, we have concerned ourselves mainly with feeding and providing for our citizens. We have recently undertaken several programs of outreach, diplomacy and land exchanges to better grasp the intricacies of inter-regional politics. We recognize the grievance between Korea's people, and that of the Dalmatian government. It is no secret that your show of force was designed primarily to display your resolve. Regrettably, all that it will accomplish is the hardened resolution of Korea's enemies to unite and rebuff any further attempts at aggression against Dalmatia.

Standing with our neighbors has generally been a time honored tradition amongst our people. In our homeland, we have a saying. [i]Blood and sand[/i]. Though our neighbors to the west likely know little of us, we still honor our traditions, and invite Dalmatia to permit us to stand with them in the defense of your homes, and our joint friendship in central Asia. Any aircraft that identify themselves as coming from Korean airspace will be shot down by Republic missile forces and aircraft interceptors. Any attempt to subvert this no-fly zone, will result in an immediate recognition of hostilities between the Minmatar Republic, and the aggressive parties.

Today, the Minmatar people mark their entrance onto the world stage, and stand on principle to defend at neighbor, and a way of life. [i]Blood and sand[/i]. Together, we will stand.

OOC: I just saw the closed bit at the top of the OP's post. Ignore if you don't want to consider it canon. Apologies.

Edited January 9, 2011 by Maleatu

[Malatose]

[b]High Command of the Nordic Armed Forces[/b]

Michael Visari rushed to the High Command of the Nordic Armed Forces. When he arrived, his top commanders were already assembled. He stood behind his seat, refusing to sit down. He was a man filled with anger and revenge.

[i]Today, the Greater Nordic Reich of Dalmatia was attacked. It wasn't attacked by our own domestic enemies. No, it was attacked by foreigners who feel the need to spread their misery. I want this Korean state destroyed. It does not deserve to exist. I want a campaign that will be swift and will result in the total destruction of the enemy. The death of those 230 sailers will be avenged. I'm sure Valhalla wills it![/i]

After Visari's speech, he exitted the room. His commanders began to formulate a plan of attack against the nation.