Californian Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) It pains me to have to do this, but I can not allow this small injustice to happen while the rest of Planet Bob lives on unaware of what has occurred in the tropical paradise of TysLand. TysLand, though a known tax haven as well as possible pirate haven, has enjoyed its reputation as a peace-loving alliance determined to make a positive impact on Planet Bob. However, as of yesterday, a band of savages that call themselves the "Cult of Justitia" sparked an aggressive act of war against both the alliance and nation of TysLand. [img]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7169/86302154.png[/img] As seen in this authentic photograph taken earlier today, Mr. Sargun of the Sarnungian Republic started an unprovoked assault on TysLand. Thousands of men died in the initial assault and thousands more would die before the day was through. After a relentless stream of cruise missiles, aircraft strikes, and naval engagements, two cronies joined in. Known but what are assumed to be the aliases of Biff Webster and JEDCJT, these nations aided their comrade in terrorizing an innocent nation. We will not let this stand. The alliance of TysLand declares its support for the nation of TysLand and has unanimously decided to declare a defensive war against the Cult of Justitia. We will rid the world of this scum for the safety and prosperity of all! Onward! Signed, Californian Supreme Ruler of TysLand and Nargle of Justice Police Chief and Operator of TysLand airlines and alliance PS Boo for Yawoo Edited January 5, 2011 by Californian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) This will end well. OOC: Have fun. Edited January 5, 2011 by Uralica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Funny, your war screen says different. Another candidate for the Derpy Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando12 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) Look it, your lone nation is not an alliance. An alliance is 2 or more nations. Others would require you to have 10 or more nations. My requirement is for you to have 2 nations on your AA to use the word alliance. Okay, so your getting whooped but you should learn the ways of our world and quit your complaining. What are you like premadonna perfect? Schatten[b]man[/b] control your savages Edited January 5, 2011 by Fernando12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggarz Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Biff is gonna keeeeeel you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Bat Country supports Tysland in its fight against injustitia. Not materially, of course, but spiritually. As President of Bat Country I have ordered a National Day of Prayer for Tysland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Reynolds Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) Californian, your warscreen indicates that you are the initial aggressor. It also shows that the screenshot you supplied has been falsified. I might add that the screenshot shows three apparent attacks on your nation by Cult of Justice, but it is rather obvious that the defending nation list does not match up in a straight line. EDIT: if you are going to photoshop screenshots to make your opponents look like the bad guys, please do a more professional job next time. Edited January 5, 2011 by Mark Reynolds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) [IMG]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/Agent_DC76/WaitWhat.jpg[/IMG] May the forces of Mount Terror shower destruction upon his nation. EDIT: Derpko is derp. Edited January 5, 2011 by Uralica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 wow this is arguably the worst attempt at lying i have ever seen. Not only do I hope CoJ tears you up, but as soon as I am able to I'm going to attack you as well for insulting my intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Look what you've gone and done to hizzy's intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Ceasar Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Sal Paradise' timestamp='1294206407' post='2564044'] As President of Bat Country I have ordered a National Day of Prayer for Tysland. [/quote] Californian better hope your god is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Chele Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I approve of this topic generally, and of Californian's photoshop/ms paint skills specifically. It saves Schatt the trouble of explaining the true nature of these events and Justitia's will as to how this is going to play out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 You're one smart fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theArrowheadian Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 You know if you're fighting them they probably have a decent enough reason and if they do not, this is not the place to find justice because you will not find it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyfe XIV Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Catland strikes again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbun Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I would comment on the dishonor of lying so flagrantly if the deception weren't so abundantly obvious. It almost makes it quaint... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Mark Reynolds' timestamp='1294206578' post='2564051'] Californian, your warscreen indicates that you are the initial aggressor. It also shows that the screenshot you supplied has been falsified. I might add that the screenshot shows three apparent attacks on your nation by Cult of Justice, but it is rather obvious that the defending nation list does not match up in a straight line. EDIT: if you are going to photoshop screenshots to make your opponents look like the bad guys, please do a more professional job next time. [/quote] I may be wrong, but I don't think he intended for that screenshot to be believed; he just wanted some fun is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) [quote name='hizzy' timestamp='1294206825' post='2564061'] wow this is arguably the worst attempt at lying i have ever seen. [/quote] [color="#0000FF"]Considering he knows how easy it is check the real war screen, I can only wonder what other things fly over the heads of you geniuses.[/color] Edited January 5, 2011 by Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyndicatedINC Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1294210948' post='2564180']Considering he knows how easy it is check the real war screen, I can only wonder what other things fly over the heads of you geniuses.[/quote] There is no wondering though about the degree of just wrath which her most holy Moddess can rain down upon those who dare attempt to defile her temple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='SyndicatedINC' timestamp='1294213629' post='2564208'] There is no wondering though about the degree of just wrath which her most holy Moddess can rain down upon those who dare attempt to defile her temple. [/quote] OP has a brazen disregard for decency and honor that ought to be encouraged. Good work, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Better run, CoJ. Tysland aint nuttin to mess with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyv Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1294214385' post='2564220'] Better run, CoJ. Tysland aint nuttin to mess with. [/quote] Whats up, same avatar here as well lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Nikanor Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I support the nations of Sarnungian Republic, Wagglefka, The Polish Republic, and Les Australis in their war against TysLand. Crush the Aggressor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Fyfe XIV' timestamp='1294208749' post='2564134'] Catland strikes again! [/quote] Clearly Catland is part of the new hegemony and shouldve been included in AlterEgo's list Atleast Biff will get some more casualties the dirty hippie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormsend Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I, for one, support this war. More one-man alliances need to be destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.