Paragon terms: Orange Juice review

[R3nowned]

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Daily Juice Company’s orange juice is really quite something. To this day, I haven’t found a better bottled orange juice on the market. It’s made from reconstituted orange juice, and yet it tastes just like freshly squeezed orange juice, including that slight bitter tang of the skin zest. The citrus flavour really is refreshing on a hot summer’s day, which is just what we need in the hot and dry heat in the middle of Australia’s hottest season.

Available in 300mL, 500mL, 1L, 2L, 3L and 4L bottles, it not only provides good taste, but great convenience as well. I often buy a 1L bottle from my local supermarket on my way home, much to the envy of my family members who are too lazy to get it themselves.

I really do recommend this to all orange juice enthusiasts. If you can’t get your hands on one, then I’m afraid you’re just missing out.

Recently, this company has also made a few amusing ads, which are available for viewing on youtube at your own discretion. I won’t be linking it here.

[Locke]

[quote name='R3nowned' timestamp='1293363316' post='2554305']
It’s made from reconstituted orange juice, and yet it tastes just like freshly squeezed orange juice
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I refuse to believe this. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xonVD.gif[/IMG]

[R3nowned]

[quote name='Locke' timestamp='1293363723' post='2554312']
I refuse to believe this. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xonVD.gif[/IMG]
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I couldn't believe it myself when I read the ingredients. But it's true.

I seriously thought it was freshly squeezed orange juice before I read that cursed label that destroyed my snug view of my beloved orange juice.

[thedestro]

I love a good review

[HalfEmpty]

reconstituted orange juice

It's wrong and should be one of them sin thingys. I am in no way related to Nathan Mayo.

[Comrade Craig]

I am shocked that Paragon was forced to be publicly humiliated in such a cruel and sadistic way. Truly this can only signal the rise a hegemony far worse than anything we have previously witnessed on Planet Bob.

I kid.

Good show, fellas.

-Craig

edit: On second thought, I didn't realize that they reviewed [i]reconstituted[/i] juice. Could this be a material violation of the surrender terms?

And I wanted a limerick.

Edited December 26, 2010 by Comrade Craig

[Acca Dacca]

This announcement lacks stache

[Pingu]

[quote name='R3nowned' timestamp='1293363893' post='2554314']
I couldn't believe it myself when I read the ingredients. But it's true.

I seriously thought it was freshly squeezed orange juice before I read that cursed label that destroyed my snug view of my beloved orange juice.
[/quote]

And now you attempt to impose this heresy on the rest of us? This could mean war...

[MrMuz]

Eh, it's quite good for reconstituted orange juice. I didn't even notice it was reconstituted till a few purchases.

[Believland]

Minute maid or get raid...ed


Edit: rhymin'

Edited December 26, 2010 by Believland

[R3nowned]

[quote name='MrMuz' timestamp='1293400942' post='2554672']
Eh, it's quite good for reconstituted orange juice. I didn't even notice it was reconstituted till a few purchases.
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Glad to see I'm not the only one :3

[Axolotlia]

This is an abomination! I demand a recount! ... uhhh ... I mean nice job R3nowned!

Edited December 27, 2010 by Axolotlia

[Aeternos Astramora]

This review took an awful long time to be posted.

[Yankees Empire]

[quote name='Aeternos Astramora' timestamp='1293426766' post='2555023']
This review took an awful long time to be posted.


[/quote]

That's because R3nowned stared at the bottle for 2 hours because the bottle said "Concentrate."

[Squid33]

[quote name='Yankees Empire' timestamp='1293427024' post='2555025']
That's because R3nowned stared at the bottle for 2 hours because the bottle said "Concentrate."
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I laughed

[ChairmanHal]

[quote name='Aeternos Astramora' timestamp='1293426766' post='2555023']
This review took an awful long time to be posted.


[/quote]

I just happy to see a thread that doesn't announce the completion of billions in reparations payments that took many months to complete due to ticky-tacky stipulations, personally.

[Locke]

Concentrated orange juice really should (re)constitute a CB. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7QdWX.png[/IMG]

[R3nowned]

Well, this review took a whole 3 minutes to write. It really isn't that hard

and Locke, it isn't concentrated OJ. I know how that tastes like (crap)

Edited December 27, 2010 by R3nowned

[Locke]

[quote name='R3nowned' timestamp='1293428035' post='2555042']
Well, this review took a whole 3 minutes to write. It really isn't that hard

and Locke, it isn't concentrated OJ. I know how that tastes like (crap)
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Isn't "made from concentrate" orange juice the same as "reconstituted" orange juice? They just do the last step for you in the factory.

[R3nowned]

I don't believe so. If someone was more knowledgeable in this area and could shed some light on this, that would be good.

[Poyplemonkeys]

Made from concentrate is where they take the water out so there's less of it to transport, then add it back in later on so it's essentially the same thing as before but less tasty. I have no idea what 'reconstituted' orange juice is but it sounds vile and I won't be touching it.

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[HalfEmpty]

[quote name='Poyplemonkeys' timestamp='1293448655' post='2555205']
Made from concentrate is where they take the water out so there's less of it to transport, then add it back in later on so it's essentially the same thing as before but less tasty. I have no idea what 'reconstituted' orange juice is but it sounds vile and I won't be touching it.

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There it is. Ask for it by name, Orange Juice, avoid the small print, have your SO, Mom or servant make it for you, demand it.

[Locke]

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This is about all I drink. My family seems to [i]prefer[/i] concentrate though, so I need to make sure to be the one to do the shopping if I want something drinkable. :<

[Trinite]

How is it with Champagne?

[WarriorConcept]

Tropicana ftw.