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Genghis

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Do we EVA!

We make our own from an age old recipe handed down by the Templars. Those monks loved a drink.

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It tastes like Kerosene but boy, does it have a kick!

No real hangover effects apart from the fact your gums are bleeding and the feeling that someone started an F-18 in your throat.....mmmm, mmm, yummy.

We have about 1700 barrels of it down in the Mason cellar, but be warned....no naked flames or this whole place will go up.

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I just wanted to share that it is my other Sisters birthday today.

I've got another Sister and two Brothers btw, so you can expect a couple more of these. :lol:

So anyways, Happy 21st to my younger sister.

.....and bump :ehm:

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I just wanted to say these guys have treated me, a tiny insignificant newbie very well right off the bat. If your a little guy who wants to grow and learn the game without fear of raiders or unreasonable demands from your protectors the Craft might be the way to go. Give it a shot.

http://z15.invisionfree.com/Freemasons/index.php?showforum=1

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Who controls the British crown?

Who keeps the metric system down?

We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the martians under wraps?

We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

We do! We do!

Who robs the cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscars night?

We do! We do!

That's the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters, those cheeky buggers. The Grand Lodge of Freemasons don't have the the same pull however but we do control the export of Vegemite out of Australia and Import of Dr Pepper in. ;)

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