New Frontier Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 [center] [img]http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm124/skippytheheathen/54515-bigthumbnail.jpg[/img] [img]http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy190/cngondor/gondorflagpirate-1.png?t=1287716817[/img] [size="7"][color="#00FFFF"][font="Impact"]Literally The Nerdiest Treaty Ever[/font][/color][/size] [quote][b]Preamble[/b] From Clerks. [quote]Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"? Dante Hicks: "Empire". Randal Graves: Blasphemy. Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.[/quote] [b]=LOST= and Gondor hereby agree that Empire is the better film. Moreover, we agree that Two Towers didn’t have a whole lot going on. However, even though Empire is awesome for being such a downer in an action trilogy, the relationship =LOST= and Gondor share has started on a high note and life is, sometimes, an intermittent series of high hearted beginnings. Article I[/b] From Clerks 2 [quote]Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up? Dante Hicks: In the closet, with the rest of the cleaning products. Randal Graves: We have cleaning products?[/quote] [b]=LOST= agrees to refrain from making fun of Lord of the Rings so hard that it makes Gondor puke which would cause Gondor to plot a revenge scheme involving a fellowship and pledges of swords, axes, and bows. =LOST= will not plot an attack against Gondor either because, as nerds, we would not want to attack some of the few friends we have. That would be awkward. Article II[/b] From Clerks. [quote]Randal Graves: [talking about the second Death Star] A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. Dante Hicks: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at... Randal Graves: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. [notices Dante's confusion] Randal Graves: All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.[/quote] [b]=LOST= and Gondor will share any information about impending laser attacks by left-wing militants or horde rushes by the Orcs of Mordor. Holocrons are to be shared, Palantírs are not to be gazed upon by either party. Article III[/b] From Clerks 2 [quote]Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek. Randal Graves: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses. Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy. Randal Graves: Oh, what the f$#@ happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you f$#@$#% morons. Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right? [in robot voice] Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My s#@$#@% acting is ruining saga. Elias: [chucking] Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar. Randal Graves: Oh, I'm crazy? Those f$#@#$%' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a f$#@%$# volcano. Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie. [walks a few steps, staring blankly] Randal Graves: And here's the second movie. [walks a few steps again, pretends to trip] Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser. Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie? [walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around] Randal Graves: Even the f$#@$%' trees walked in those movies.[/quote] [b]I don’t know exactly what the above quote has to do with optional defense, but =LOST= and Gondor agree that if one should fall under attack, the other is strongly encouraged, but not required to defend that signatory. Article IV.[/b] From Clerks 2 [quote]Elias: How many times? Hobbit Lover: Well, um, three for "Fellowship," two for "Towers," four for "Return." Elias: Five for "Return"! Hobbit Lover: Dude![/quote] [b]If =LOST= and Gondor ever get sick and tired of watching each others’ favorite trilogies, they must give the other 72 hours notice in private of their intentions of cancelling this treaty before it is null and void.[/b] Signed for Gondor: His Majesty King Frontier, High King of Gondor Lord Jaym, Steward of Gondor, Lord Chancellor of the Realm and Keeper of the Seals Dera, Lord Emissary of Gondor Sandler, Lord Helm Guardian of Gondor Betto, Lord Treasurer of Gondor [img]http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy190/cngondor/Gondorcrest-1-1.png?t=1287717093[/img] Signed for =LOST=, [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/osc2uf.jpg[/img] [/quote][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Treaty lives up to it's name, well played gentlemen, and congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 o/ Gondor! It has been a swell few months getting to know Gondor and her people. I hope that this treaty serves as an upgradable monument to the foundation of friendship we have set forth upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bones Malone Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Excellent treaty text. Also: how could you say that Two Towers didn't have a whole lot going on? You know what it had? Bernard Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Looks great Chey. Congrats Gondor and =LOST= on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scipio Africanus Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 One of the few times reading a treaty was entertaining. Congrats to both alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Palmieri Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 o/ Us and our new friends in Gondor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 LotR > Starwars That said, congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealingPandas Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 o/ Clerks! Great treaty, two good alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1287718174' post='2490370'] LotR > Starwars [/quote] LIES! SLANDER! UNTRUE THINGS BEING SAID! Glad to see this treaty signed and posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER-X Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Congrats to Gondor and =LOST= Also damn your quotes, now I have to watch Clerks 2 again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 There aren't even words that can describe how amazing this treaty is. Congrats to two unbelievable alliances for a nerd-tastic treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Epic treaty that lived up to its nerdiness potential I <3 it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Empress Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 This might just be one of the greatest treaties I've ever read. Congrats =LOST= on gaining some fantastic allies in Gondor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrmon Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 You have my light saber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Backup ate my post Congratulations to both of you and much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Wow this was a surprise, o7 =LOST= o7 Gondor o7 Chey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I am appalled that these 2 abominations of alliances have signed a treaty. Expect tanks at high noon good sirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutilius Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I disagree with literally everything in this treaty. Its a good job that =LOST= are good people really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthypenguin93 Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 To a long and prosperous relationship! o/=LOST=! o/Gondor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1287718174' post='2490370'] LotR > Starwars [/quote] You couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Congrats us, Gondor is good peoples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulypoo Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Congratulations to the nerds in both alliances. May your pocket protectors overflow with pens. o/ Gondor o/ =LOST= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Quality parchment ITT. Hail to our friends in =LOST= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eratria Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 [quote name='Paulypoo' timestamp='1287779724' post='2490781'] Congratulations to the nerds in both alliances. May your pocket protectors overflow with pens. [/quote] That was maybe the best blessing I've ever heard. Also, huzzah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted October 23, 2010 Report Share Posted October 23, 2010 To paraphrase [OOC]Natalie Portman[/OOC]: APPLAUD THE NERDS!! In seriousness, congratulations to Gondor (NF is ) and to =LOST=. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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