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Joint SOS-TIO Declaration

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Once upon a time...
[quote name='Arrnea' timestamp='1278429450' post='2361113']
You're doomed. Bye, TIO!
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[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1278430832' post='2361131']
I second this post for displaying absolute, undeniable truth. :smug:
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[quote name='Diablofan' timestamp='1278431033' post='2361134']
I have never seen this amount of pure truth before. Sorry to say TIO, but you are more doomed with Bern there.
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They say love breeds hate and hate breeds war. However, in this instance hate breeds love and that love has given us an unholy marriage of disaster and smugness. It pleases and :smug: 's me to announce the following Declaration of [s]War[/s] Love on SOS Brigade. It's quite an abomination and its easily one of the best things to happen ever.

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[size=4][b]The Bern-Elrich Affair[/b]
A Declaration of Love[/size][/center]

[b]Article One - Peace... Maybe[/b]
The undersigned alliances reserve the right to not engage in hostile actions towards one another should they choose to do so.

[b]Article Two - Defense in the Name of Love[/b]
The undersigned alliances reserve the right to defend each other from outside aggression, but only if Bernkastel and Elrich von Richt unanimously decide to consider the possibility.

[b]Article Three - War by Any Other Name Would Not Sound as Sweet[/b]
The undersigned alliances reserve the right to join each other in aggressive wars, but only if Bernkastel and Elrich von Richt unanimously decide to consider the possibility.

[b]Article Four - The End of the Dream[/b]
The undersigned alliances reserve the right to cancel this love affair at any time. Should either Bernkastel or Elrich von Richt leave their present alliance, this love affair shall be immediately suspended until such time as their membership in said alliance is restored.

[b]Article Five - The Declaration of Love[/b]
Declared for the [b]SOS Brigade[/b],
Arrnea, [i]Brigade Chief and Ultra Director[/i]
Elrich von Richt, [i]Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student[/i]
Katsumi, [i]Time Traveller and Brigade Mascot[/i]
Diablofan, [i]Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko[/i]
Arynar Ventys, [i]Ordinary Human and Errand Boy[/i]

Declared for [b]The Imperial Order[/b],
Imperial High Commander: Sup4l33t3ki11a
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Executive Imperial Commander: Scorponok
Imperial Internal Commander: Michael von Preußen
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Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs: Lars GaFTU
Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs: Bernkastel
Imperial Officer of Finance: Jumperbeast13
Imperial Officer of Immigration: Cao Pai[/quote]

* Yes, this is actually a treaty. Haters going to hate. [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88567&view=findpost&p=2361018]Also, sorry this isn't us starting a global war guys, I know you've got to be disappointed.[/url] Maybe next time?

Hail Imperia!
Hail SOS Brigade!

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This is a glorious day for Imperia, a glorious day for the SOS Brigade, and a glorious love affair blossoms!

o/ TIO
o/ SOS団
o/ Sovietkastel

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[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1282289922' post='2424252']
Bernkastel, I loathe you. I think it's time we discussed a divorce.
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We'll work it out love. :wub:

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I call shenanigans on the whole thing!

[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1282289707' post='2424249']
Makes my life much easier. Thanks for tying your awful alliances together.
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Did you even read the treaty? There's no claue that "ties us" entirely. Whilst this is official, it is a HIGHLY optional treaty :3

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[quote name='Skippy' timestamp='1282290353' post='2424259']
I call shenanigans on the whole thing!


Did you even read the treaty? There's no claue that "ties us" entirely. Whilst this is official, it is a [u][b]HIGHLY[/b][/u] optional treaty :3
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Bolded and underlined. I would only go this far to help you understand, arexes. Only for you~

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[quote name='Skippy' timestamp='1282290353' post='2424259']
I call shenanigans on the whole thing!


Did you even read the treaty? There's no claue that "ties us" entirely. Whilst this is official, it is a HIGHLY optional treaty :3
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I totally read every letter of the treaty :rolleyes:. Only optional, this disappoints me greatly. :mad:

[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1282290461' post='2424261']
Bolded and underlined. I would only go this far to help you understand, arexes. Only for you~
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I knew I would grow on you Elrich. :ehm:

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[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1282292362' post='2424275']
I totally read every letter of the treaty :rolleyes:. Only optional, this disappoints me greatly. :mad:
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You should at least skim over it before commenting :D




[quote name='kulomascovia' timestamp='1282292405' post='2424277']
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. :P
Congrats.
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Probably do both, its what I did -_-

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[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1282292362' post='2424275']I totally read every letter of the treaty :rolleyes:. Only optional, this disappoints me greatly. :mad: [/quote]
You should read the article titles at least. I mean, [b]"Peace... Maybe"[/b]? As if [i]that[/i] doesn't tell you enough on its own. <_<

Short answer: No, you didn't read it at all. Not surprising. :smug:

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This treaty is a disgrace and an abomination. I am going to coup Skippy, oh wait...

But seriously, this is weird ya'll.

<3

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[quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1282302112' post='2424347']Should have gone straight to a MADP imho.[/quote]
Ah, but that would defeat the entire purpose of signing this treaty.
Not only that, an MADP would have infringed on our collective rights to do whatever the hell we want to each other.

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