GOONS DoW Announcement

[Beefspari]

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From the office of GOONS Inc.

Although GOONS is morally opposed to war, there comes a time when we must stand in. In this instance, we will be assisting the brave nations on the AA of our former protectorate, Facepunch Alliance, in the active wars currently against them. GOONS will not stand for unjust wars on our friends and allies. As such we will be defending our close friends by declaring war on the following alliances: West Point and Legion of Assassigns, the latter of which also stands accused of grave crimes against spelling.

In unrelated news, we must also announce another DoW to further protect our friends in GOD. We're invoking the MD portion of our treaty to come to their aid against their aggressor, Facepunch Alliance. GOD's recent war with NSO has unfortunately created some enemies; nonetheless, we will help them with their plight.

Thank you, and have a pleasant evening.

Signed,
Beefspari, GOONS Strategos

[kulomascovia]

I think you already attacked West Point first.

[Chief Stubbs]

Yay GOONS! I think. Is that what I'm supposed to say?

[R&R-Viking]

[quote name='kulomascovia' timestamp='1281579795' post='2412000']
I think you already attacked West Point first.
[/quote]

I doubt they care, which is why I love GOONS.

[_GunneR_]

Declare on EVERYONE!

[Iserlohn]

It should be noted that the protection extended by GOONS over FPA after its disbandment is still in effect for the duration specified, so hands off

Except for that single FOK guy. He's grandfathered in.

[The Magical Eggplant]

I will not stand for this, GOONS!

[_GunneR_]

Declaring on protectorates and their attackers is exactly what everyone should do. It's the only way to deal with issues.

[Cobalt]

Sardonic[GOONS]: It's not often you get to declare on the people attacking your protectorate and the protectorate itself


This. Is. Amazing.

[Torak]

lol GOONS

Must you be such goonies?

[Smooth]

Amazing. Keep rockin' GOONS.

[Ryuzaki]

This is why I love GOONS.

[Schattenmann]

The prospects for escalation get smaller with every DoW. How odd.

[Sargun II]

At first I was like :|

and then I lol'd

Great DoW, GOONS

[NotYou]

Well done GOONS, well done

[Yevgeni Luchenkov]

Have fun gunnin', GOONS. Also, it's nice to see Beefspari doing announcements.

[Haquertal]

Best DoW ever.

Thank you Madame Beefsafari.

[Caleb279]

Good luck GOONS...micro alliance wars FTW.

[Locke]

My eyes immediately jumped to GOD and made me do a double take when I thought you were gonna go on NSO too; thanks for getting my hopes up, that mighta been interesting. :<

[General Scipio]

Roll GOONS

[Jessebelle]

Congratulations, GOONS. This made no sense whatsoever.
However helping GOD is cool.

So o/ GOONS... I think.

[Drai]

GOONS will pay dearly for their actions!

[General Scipio]

[quote name='Jessebelle' timestamp='1281586996' post='2412212']
Congratulations, GOONS. This made no sense whatsoever.
However helping GOD is cool.

So o/ GOONS... I think.
[/quote]
It's pretty simple. We're declaring on two micro alliances for attacking our ex-protectorate Facepunch while we are still protecting the AA. We are also declaring war on Facepunch for attacking GOD. What don't you understand?

Edited August 12, 2010 by General Scipio

[Smooth]

Man I'm still laughing, GOONS.

Edited August 12, 2010 by Smooth

[Thom98]

So will your protectorate now mean you have to attack the nations that are attacking facepunch, I will be looking for the civil war flags soon, on another note to keep Goon unity make the the Goon aids the Goon he is going to nuke prior to nuking.

Good luck protecting an AA that seems hellbent on self-destruction

Edited August 12, 2010 by Thom98