Smacky Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [center][img]http://s1.hubimg.com/u/245552_f248.jpg[/img] [/center] It is my pleasure to introduce the newest alliance on the largest quasisphere for your diplomatic consideration. Crusty Tampax Syndrome had a short lived false start several eons ago, only to now rise again like a phoenix. CTS is officially residing on the none team or on no team at all depending on how you like to see it. I'd like to mention that we are accepting applications for membership and several government positions are available! [quote] [center][b][size="5"]Prime Document of CTS[/size][/b][/center] Membership: Membership is open to anyone on the none team pending application approval by the government. Government: There are many positions, the most important of which is the Dark Lord. Smacky is the Dark Lord. Rules: Coups are not allowed. Other rules TBA. [/quote] Yay! Now on to a more somber subject. Starting within hours of CTS's formation not even 24 hours ago, we have been continually bombarded by recruitment messages from another alliance going by the name of The Righteous and Powerful Society. Many people who had been committed to the founding of CTS have been scared away by this blatant aggression from a larger alliance. When asked to cease violating our sovereignty the very leader of said Righteous and Powerful Society responded by saying, and I quote, "you are aware we are protected be numerous alliances, you are a one man alliance." This morally abhorrent Might Makes Right infringement upon our sovereignty cannot be tolerated any longer, it is with a heavy heart that the forces of Crusty Tampax Syndrome are bravely marching to defend our fledging alliance from the aggression of The Righteous and Powerful Society. We are open to working towards peace if our enemy is able to admit their error in bullying and poaching from smaller alliances. Smacky - Dark Lord of the Crusty Tampax Syndrome. Also, as a side note, CTS remains in a state of war with CoJ. CoJ brought war to CTS in it's first incarnation and as peace had never been reached we consider the war still active.If CoJ wishes to end the conflict we are open to negotiations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom Zak Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 (edited) Awesome! Also, o/ Britney o/ Tampax GL with RPS First post ftw Edited July 21, 2010 by Dom Zak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='Dom Zak' date='20 July 2010 - 10:14 PM' timestamp='1279689227' post='2382109'] Awesome! Also, o/ Britney o/ Tampax GL with RPS First post ftw [/quote] Thank you for the well-wishes, we intend to make our fans proud by becoming all that we can be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Darn, your out of my range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Coups are BANNED in this alliance. I demand 7 more clauses added to the prime document. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king tallioer Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 (edited) My ALliances does not support you. You tried to have me say on this forms that i support you if you join my alliance. I will do not such thing. The UIR alliance does not support you in any way. Good Luck and Bye and don't send me messages asking me to do this and DO NOT JOIN MY ALLIANCE Edited July 21, 2010 by king tallioer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 I take responsibility for my error in sending the recruitment message to you, I was not aware that I had searched every nation for [i]no team[/i] instead of searching by alliance. It was a stupid mistake and the wording of my message was poor, for that I am sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='LittleRena' date='20 July 2010 - 11:30 PM' timestamp='1279693832' post='2382200'] I take responsibility for my error in sending the recruitment message to you, I was not aware that I had searched every nation for [i]no team[/i] instead of searching by alliance. It was a stupid mistake and the wording of my message was poor, for that I am sorry. [/quote] Apology REJECTED. HAHAHAHAHAHA. While you've been scurrying around like a weak willed rodent trying to save your own skin I've been acquiring allies for the fight against imperialism! Yes, even the United Incorporated Republics is preparing to march with guns blazing into battle. Maybe now while you're being overrun by a battle hardened alliance 37 members strong you'll regret throwing your weight around and bullying smaller AAs. The war has barely begun comrades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='king tallioer' date='20 July 2010 - 11:24 PM' timestamp='1279693457' post='2382190'] looks kind of cool. King Tallioer Head OF UIR Government You have our support if you need [/quote] Thank you for your support KT! It's an honor to you have you by our side, CTS is in your debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randalla Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Sorry, Mama Bear is stepping in on this UIR business. United Incorporated Republics is a protectorate of the Amazon Nation, and this is being "corrected." Any activity of this sort involving my cubs goes through me. You'll want to get in touch with me, I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='Smacky' date='21 July 2010 - 02:43 AM' timestamp='1279694590' post='2382210'] Apology REJECTED. HAHAHAHAHAHA. While you've been scurrying around like a weak willed rodent trying to save your own skin I've been acquiring allies for the fight against imperialism! Yes, even the United Incorporated Republics is preparing to march with guns blazing into battle. Maybe now while you're being overrun by a battle hardened alliance 37 members strong you'll regret throwing your weight around and bullying smaller AAs. The war has barely begun comrades! [/quote] This sort of thing is best left for PM's or Queries. I honestly dont like the fact you and UIR are threatening my protectorate. And I really dont like that you lied to me about declaring peace. If you want to fight a bloc that adds up to over 11 million alliance nation strength then keep it up. I have came to you personally and privately trying to calm this out, but apparently you wont have it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king tallioer Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Thanks Randalla and sorry for being tricked by this person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='Randalla' date='20 July 2010 - 11:51 PM' timestamp='1279695067' post='2382219'] Sorry, Mama Bear is stepping in on this UIR business. United Incorporated Republics is a protectorate of the Amazon Nation, and this is being "corrected." Any activity of this sort involving my cubs goes through me. You'll want to get in touch with me, I reckon. [/quote] I see, so AzN is in league with TRaPS. UIR is a sovereign alliance and perfectly capable of handling their own affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king tallioer Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 and Kongo Jack i was tricked by that person. HE told me this To: King Tallioer From: Smacky Date: 7/21/2010 1:17:32 AM Subject: RE: UIR Government Message: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=89436 Post something supportive in my topic and I'll try your alliance out on a trial basis that is what he sent me. The UIR alliance and him are not allies and will never be. I was tricked again and this will not happen. I will Not be his allie. King Tallioer Head Of UIR Government And I have told him NOT TO JOIN MY ALLIANCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king tallioer Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Hey Smacky Amazon Nation alliance is allies with my alliance. They protect us. We do what they say. Their are like the Mother nation alliance. Don't disrespect them or me. I do not see you Smacky winning anything. You have a big mouth with no actions. Have an Awsome day and We will NEVER be allies with you Smacky. King Tallioer Head Of UIR Government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='king tallioer' date='20 July 2010 - 11:56 PM' timestamp='1279695390' post='2382228'] and Kongo Jack i was tricked by that person. HE told me this To: King Tallioer From: Smacky Date: 7/21/2010 1:17:32 AM Subject: RE: UIR Government Message: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=89436 Post something supportive in my topic and I'll try your alliance out on a trial basis that is what he sent me. The UIR alliance and him are not allies and will never be. I was tricked again and this will not happen. I will Not be his allie. King Tallioer Head Of UIR Government And I have told him NOT TO JOIN MY ALLIANCE [/quote] How quickly you change your tune when faced with losing a little of your precious infra... Really though, falsifying messages? I could have done a better job than that, you got it all wrong and didn't even try to make it sound like me. This is a low blow KT. I thought we were friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king tallioer Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 dude Smacky who would lie about a letter and want a screen shot i can send one. and we are not friends. I found out that you were a truoble maker and i never said that I would go to war with you. You are a liar and the UIR is a peaceful alliance. We are not friends. I am neutral and i will not get tricked by you. King Tallioer Head Of UIR Government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the masheen Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Clearly UIR is in cahoots with TRAPS and CoJ. They gave you false hope so you would deny TRAPS' apology only so they could roll you with no guilt. It was a brilliantly executed PR move. CoJ is involved somehow...I'm not sure how yet, but I'm sure they're conjuring up something. Good Luck! o/ CTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 This alliance is now under the full protection of Athens. Don't mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='Jgoods45' date='21 July 2010 - 12:10 AM' timestamp='1279696219' post='2382240'] This alliance is now under the full protection of Athens. Don't mess. [/quote] Suck it HAAAAAATERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='Kongo Jack' date='20 July 2010 - 11:52 PM' timestamp='1279695160' post='2382221'] This sort of thing is best left for PM's or Queries. I honestly dont like the fact you and UIR are threatening my protectorate. And I really dont like that you lied to me about declaring peace. If you want to fight a bloc that adds up to over 11 million alliance nation strength then keep it up. I have came to you personally and privately trying to calm this out, but apparently you wont have it that way. [/quote] Do NOT mess with this guy. Have you seen his avatar? On that thought, lets see an Athens/ Amazon war!! Where's my popcorn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 I figured we were running low on micro-alliance drama by now, but I was sort of expecting something better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 [quote name='Lusitan' date='21 July 2010 - 08:14 AM' timestamp='1279696451' post='2382246'] I figured we were running low on micro-alliance drama by now, but I was sort of expecting something better [/quote] Sorry I let you down Lusi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Jgoods45' date='21 July 2010 - 12:10 AM' timestamp='1279696219' post='2382240'] This alliance is now under the full protection of Athens. Don't mess. [/quote] Does that mean that the war he declared on LittleRena (and by association, the Peace and Love Train bloc) is condoned by Athens? I guess what frustrates me with this is that Rena accidentally sends him a recruitment message, and the reply is not only disrespectful, but is a declaration of war. Yes, Smacky declared war on LittleRena and pretended to accept peace before sending yet another wave to attack the non-nuclear nation. This is the sort of "imperialistic bullying" he claims to stand against, just saying. Edit: [quote name='Smacky' date='20 July 2010 - 10:06 PM' timestamp='1279688776' post='2382102'] We are open to working towards peace if our enemy is able to admit their error in bullying and poaching from smaller alliances. [/quote] [font=arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif][size=2][quote name='LittleRena' date='20 July 2010 - 11:30 PM' timestamp='1279693832' post='2382200'] I take responsibility for my error in sending the recruitment message to you, I was not aware that I had searched every nation for [i]no team[/i] instead of searching by alliance. It was a stupid mistake and the wording of my message was poor, for that I am sorry. [/quote] [/size][/font][font=arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif][size=2][quote name='Smacky' date='20 July 2010 - 11:43 PM' timestamp='1279694590' post='2382210'] Apology REJECTED. HAHAHAHAHAHA. While you've been scurrying around like a weak willed rodent trying to save your own skin I've been acquiring allies for the fight against imperialism! Yes, even the United Incorporated Republics is preparing to march with guns blazing into battle. Maybe now while you're being overrun by a battle hardened alliance 37 members strong you'll regret throwing your weight around and bullying smaller AAs. The war has barely begun comrades! [/quote] [/size][/font][font=arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font][font=arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif][size=2]Your hypocrisy is killing me. [/size][/font] Edited July 22, 2010 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted July 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' date='22 July 2010 - 12:26 AM' timestamp='1279783601' post='2384234'] Your hypocrisy is killing me. [/quote] Actually, it's killing Rena. Thanks for caring though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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