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Cactuar-kun Enliven the World Even More!!! Brigade

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[size=5][b]Cactuar-kun Enliven the World Even More!!! Brigade[/b][/size][/center]

[b]Article a: Peace[/b]
It often comes to pass that certain unnamed individuals may want to bend the fabric of the universe and cause all manner of horrible things to occur, even cause Brigade members to fight one another. It is up to Brigade members to prevent this from occurring by keeping a certain someone entertained (ahem).

[b]Article 11 - Intelligence[/b]
Sometimes aliens, time travellers, ghosts, monsters, ESPers, evil crime syndicates and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes who fight said evil syndicates try and hide in plain sight by pretending to be restaurant waiters, Western Spotted Owls or trouser legs. It is the great and heroic obligation of Brigade members to notice these facts and inform other members, lest they find a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg.

[b]Article 団: What is this, I don't even...[/b]
Rarely, someone will have gotten themselves into a sticky situation such as a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg. In such a situation the rest of the Brigade members are obliged to throw some sake bottles at the offender, except if the Brigade's other friends are the reason the Brigade started throwing sake bottles.

[b]Article D: Florida[/b]
Archaeological research indicates that Florida had been inhabited for thousands of years before any European settlements. Of the many indigenous peoples, the largest known were the Ais, the Apalachee, the Calusa, the Timucua and the Tocobaga tribes.

[b]Article baka~[/b]
Any member of the Brigade may burritos the clubroom any time they don't want to help enliven the world!! anymore, but before doing that they have to put extra effort into amusing a certain someone for 2日間 and tell everyone in the Brigade what they're doing.

[b]Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance:[/b]
~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff, Hater of Cats, and collector of loli.
~Ogaden, hunter of worth
~Jenne, Master of Puppetz, Slave to the Man
~crazyisraelie, Head of Foreign Affairs and Knight of Obsidian, Yaoi connoisseur
~cctmsp13, Head of economics, Financier of the Agency

[b]Signed for the SOS Brigade:[/b]
[b]Arrnea[/b], [i]Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Bunny Girl Extraordinaire, Mistress of Endless Recursions, Owner of the Frog Suit, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddess[/i]
[b]Soviet Haruhi[/b], [i]ESPer, Mysterious Transfer Student, Wannabe Playwright and Ultra-Genki Robot Clone of the Goddess[/i]
[b]Akiyama Mio[/b], [i]Time Traveller, Brigade Mascot, Moe Icon and God-Empress of the New Sakura Order[/i]
[b]Soviet Yuki[/b], [i]Alien Supercomputer, Meganekko, Master of Lurking and Lazy Programmer[/i]
[b]Soviet Kyon[/b], [i]Ordinary Human, Errand Boy, IA Taskmasker and Arthur Dent of the SOS Brigade[/i]
[b]Myrrh[/b], [i]Resident Fujoshi, Obligatory Non-Government Signatory and Mistress of the Ero[/i][/quote]

Edited by crazyisraelie

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Wait...I thought we were all supposed to be caneling treaties not making them! This is madness!

For real though, good luck with this guys!

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[quote name='the masheen' date='19 July 2010 - 10:31 PM' timestamp='1279593064' post='2379744']
Wait...I thought we were all supposed to be caneling treaties not making them! This is madness!

For real though, good luck with this guys!
[/quote]

Madness!! no! This is... This is...S..This is Sp...

actually...never mind...

P.S. Sorry couldn't resist...

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This is totally a joke from the awesome folks at RIA, I swear. :awesome:

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[quote name='Epiphanus' date='19 July 2010 - 10:45 PM' timestamp='1279593902' post='2379760']
Roll SOS and RIA now.
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I demand you use this to do so: http://shadowwar.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/steam-roller.jpg
If we're gonna get rolled, let's at least do it with class. :v:

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[quote name='Epiphanus' date='19 July 2010 - 09:45 PM' timestamp='1279593902' post='2379760']
Roll SOS and RIA now.
[/quote]
The ally of the ally of my allies is my enemy? :D

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Alright, it's not funny anymore RIA... time to let us all know that this is just a hilarious joke.

p.s. Poor taste, btw.

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[quote name='cookavich' date='19 July 2010 - 11:03 PM' timestamp='1279594981' post='2379784']
Alright, it's not funny anymore RIA... time to let us all know that this is just a hilarious joke.

p.s. Poor taste, btw.
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Can't it be both real [i]and[/i] a hilarious joke?

[quote name='Chief Savage Man' date='19 July 2010 - 11:04 PM' timestamp='1279595030' post='2379785']
Can we have a translation for those of us that aren't weeaboos?
[/quote]
Not even all the weeaboos understand it. It's just an RIA thing, really. :v

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[quote name='Locke' date='19 July 2010 - 11:07 PM' timestamp='1279595210' post='2379790']
Can't it be both real [i]and[/i] a hilarious joke?
[/quote]That just makes it sad.

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[quote name='cookavich' date='19 July 2010 - 11:07 PM' timestamp='1279595233' post='2379792']
That just makes it sad.
[/quote]
Welcome to the SOS Brigade; please check your sanity at the door.

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[quote name='Chief Savage Man' date='19 July 2010 - 11:04 PM' timestamp='1279595030' post='2379785']
Can we have a translation for those of us that aren't weeaboos?
[/quote]

It's either a non-chaining ODP or MDP. I think the latter.

Also, magic.

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[quote name='Neo Uruk' date='19 July 2010 - 08:08 PM' timestamp='1279595265' post='2379793']
I can't even tell what this is.
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It's perfectly clear. Let's say a tentacle penis monster is coming after RIA, well in such a circumstance, most of Interstate 10 in Florida travels through some of the least-populated areas in the state. Consequently, much of I-10 west of Interstate 295 in Jacksonville has only 4 lanes.

That should clear everything up for you.

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[quote name='mythicknight' date='19 July 2010 - 11:12 PM' timestamp='1279595531' post='2379806']
It's either a non-chaining ODP or MDP. I think the latter.

Also, magic.
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MDP, non-chaining if I recall correctly. Though, a non-chaining ODP is just a bit redundant. :v:

[quote name='James Dahl' date='19 July 2010 - 11:13 PM' timestamp='1279595586' post='2379808']
It's perfectly clear. Let's say a tentacle penis monster is coming after RIA, well in such a circumstance, most of Interstate 10 in Florida travels through some of the least-populated areas in the state. Consequently, much of I-10 west of Interstate 295 in Jacksonville has only 4 lanes.

That should clear everything up for you.
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I truly miss the +1 rep button. I'll settle for verbal kudos.

Edited by Locke

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