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A Historic Guru Order Announcement


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Good Morning, fellow citizens of Bob.

I stand before you today filled with joy. It was earlier brought to my attention by a rather excited young brewer that the new Guru Order Brewery has successfully produced its first batch of authentic Guru Beer.

Never before has beer so magnificent flowed down the throats of my fellow Gurus! Today is a very proud day for us all, today is the day we rid ourselves of all those other, second-rate alcoholic beverages to replace them permanently with our own, magnificent, local concoction.

I hereby invite you all, to join with us in celebration as we proudly down our Guru Beer.

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[quote name='Itsuki Koizumi' date='17 July 2010 - 12:02 AM' timestamp='1279285341' post='2374384']
I don't see how this is really an annoncement but I guess congrats and don't crash into anything when driving.
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It is an announcement in the way that it unveils the Guru Order's official alcoholic beverage to further demonstrate the development of the Order's culture and sense of identity :).

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[quote name='JmanofAus' date='16 July 2010 - 08:07 AM' timestamp='1279285605' post='2374388']
It is an announcement in the way that it unveils the Guru Order's official alcoholic beverage to further demonstrate the development of the Order's culture and sense of identity :).
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eh, i want back the time I spent reading this. (and the time I spent making this reply)

but congrats on the beer, I suppose.

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[quote name='Yevgeni Luchenkov' date='16 July 2010 - 06:48 AM' timestamp='1279291696' post='2374474']
Ready to be exported? We could try a few cases.
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Sorry but ive been busy drinking all the beer :awesome: but i know its available at #guruorder on IRC :ehm:

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I approve of this announcement.

[quote name='Millencolin' date='16 July 2010 - 08:41 AM' timestamp='1279287668' post='2374410']
Beer is good.
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and stuff.

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[quote name='banannagram' date='17 July 2010 - 05:56 AM' timestamp='1279306600' post='2374829']
Send some over to RoK, will you?
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Our last shipment of Guru Beer headed for RoK was raided by Fark. We'll try to secure another shipment for you guys shortly.

[quote name='Divi Filius' date='17 July 2010 - 06:28 AM' timestamp='1279308500' post='2374863']
This is just what happens when you hang out with Fark too much. :P
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We're not complaining!

[quote name='Caleb279' date='17 July 2010 - 10:14 AM' timestamp='1279322033' post='2375150']
Wow...awesome!! Give me some (its ok...its legal for 15 year olds in some countries :awesome: )
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Most definitely, it's unheard of that any Guru Child hasn't at least tasted the great Guru Beer.

[quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='17 July 2010 - 11:25 AM' timestamp='1279326321' post='2375242']
:o

Someone trying to supplant Aquahol as the official Aqua beverage of choice? This wont end well...

:P
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Aquahol is weak and pissy, Guru Beer is strong and magnificently tasty.

The good people of Aqua will make the right decision.

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[quote name='JmanofAus' date='16 July 2010 - 05:56 PM' timestamp='1279328160' post='2375269']
Most definitely, it's unheard of that any Guru Child hasn't at least tasted the great Guru Beer.

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Wonderfulness. I enjoy the GO...

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[quote name='streak324' date='16 July 2010 - 09:19 PM' timestamp='1279329576' post='2375296']
wow, no FARK members responded to the thread?
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A travesty!

Guru Order has long been one of Farkistan's closest alliances. We've shared a love for beer and all the joy it brings for longer than I can remember. Once a protectorate and then an ally, they are now considered a partner. Congratulation Guru on your own brand of beer.

:awesome:

Send us over a case and we will return the favor.

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