Tharbakim Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 [quote][center][img]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7233/67113482.jpg[/img] [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100429225510/cybernations/images/3/31/Europaflag1.png[/img] [size="6"]The Treaty That Should Have an Explanatory Title, but Doesn't.[/size] Preamble You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval. Article I - Do You Want Blindfolds? Neither alliance shall violate the Geneva conventions and execute members of the other. Dogface, I show you how Communist dies. Article II – Boys! Avenge Me! Both alliances agree to release any information regarding the movement of Soviet troops or the safety of the other signatory as soon as said information has been received. Article III - Wolverines! Should one signatory find itself under attack by Cuban, Nicaraguan or Soviet forces, the other will come to the immediate defense of the first. Article V - Article of Withdrawal 120 hours of notice must be given to the other alliance before Article II or III can be dissolved. After this period Article I remains in place for another 30 days. Signed for Europa: Minister of Silly Walks--Grand Ayatollah Ernesto Che Guevara (Chax)--Strawberry Ayatollah Kongo Jack (Deebo)--Mint Ayatollah Jonnygozy--Vanilla Ayatollah Signed for TLK: Tharbakim: Director Kylie: Overwatch LordDarrin: Minister of War [/quote] Oh wai- that's not our flag. Well, it is now. The old one didn't fit no more, on account of long hours of doing nothing, and sometimes 1 meal per day. The idea of taking them in at the waist was appealing, but that required energy. So we got on our computers and moved our fingers and a new flag was born. True story bro. Also: TLK's got a new charter. We found a hole in the old one, and every time we tried to fill it in, more fell into it. So we slapped a slab on concrete over it and wrote the new one on top. I would let you see it, but that would require going to our forums over at http://www.cn-tlk.net and doing the whole copy paste thing. If you really want to see it, it'll be available on our forums when I get around to it, or you can come find me on IRC. #tlk on coldfront, as is the standard. It should also be mentioned that TLK gathered their 100,000th Strength pixel, around 2 weeks ago, which was also our 6 month anniversary. Only 73,000 pixels until we pass them pesky NPO applicants. TLK is also in the process of redoing their diplomat format on their forums. Therefore, anyone who had a diplomatic mask, no longer does, and the embassies have been moved to an archive, and diplomats are required to repost all info upon creation. Not to be last on the list, TLK hereby declares our protectorate with UCN void. Them rascals made us do it, we swear. And before I let you get on with your lives, which you've probably given up reading this and gotten them back already, TLK is searching for a nation willing to reroll. Come find us (me) for more info. And here ends another M*A*S*H (R.I.P.) of announcements from TLK. Signed, Tharbakim Kylie LordDarrin #tlk Coldfront www.cn-tlk.net [/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddle Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 :DDD <333 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borimir Resurrected Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Hi Thar, hi Kylie. Also, congrats and o/ and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikjsch Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Best of luck to our young friends in TLK. You will always have a special place in our hearts. o/ TLK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 o/ Thar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Those NPO applicants sure are pesky, good luck in passing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 o/ TLK o/ my inability to title the treaty "The Treaty of Red Dawns" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbilly Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Congrats on the milestone and new flag! I will be over shortly to update my diplo mask. O/TLK O/Thar !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochers Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Congrats to our friends in Europa. You've certainly picked some good guys TLK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowWolf Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 (edited) o/ TLK o/ Rollertoaster Nice flag up thar (pun intended) Edited July 13, 2010 by SnowWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenann Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 /me goes to recruit more NPO applicants Good luck and some good news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemax Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 o/ TLK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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