Acca Dacca Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) Preamble [i]The government of the People of Carthage sees that China wishes to be nothing but idiots so we will meet them half way.[/i] Article 1 Trade Section 1 And End To Trade As of now, until further notice, the People of Carthage will cease all trade, government or economical, with the United States of China. A petition of the Council of the People of China[Just people] have petitioned the government of the People of Carthage to make a full embargo on China. *Over View* -All military and government trade with the United States of China will be cut off until further notice -All economic and civilian trade with the United States of China will be cut off until further notice Section 2 Domain of Air and Sea No ships of ours will go into their ports and no aircraft of theirs will come into our airports. We will stay out of their property and we definitely expect them to do the same for ours. Weather they are Destroyers of Fishing Vessels. *Over View* -All vessels of the United States of China are banned from Carthaginian waters unless a request is given to the government of the peoples of Carthage where she could give temporary permission -All aircraft of the United States of China are banned from flying in Carthaginian airspace -No peoples of Carthage are allowed to enter the United States of China -No civilian aircraft are to enter the United States of China's airspace -No military aircraft are to enter the United States of China's airspace without their permission Article 2 Penalties Section 1 Penalties For Invading Carthaginian Airspace/Waters -Any aircraft from the United States of China that touches Carthaginian airspace will be escorted out by the Carthaginian air force and if the aircraft does not comply it will be shot down. -Any vessel that violates Carthaginian waters will have a torpedo/bomb detinated close to the ship to show to get out of Carthaginian waters. If they do not comply the ship will be destroyed. Signed, The Peoples of Carthage Edited July 8, 2010 by Acca Dacca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddy Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 OOC: Why did you copy me? And I don't think your country has a Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 [quote name='Acca Dacca' date='08 July 2010 - 03:08 PM' timestamp='1278626897' post='2363874'] Preamble [i]The government of the People of Carthage sees that China wishes to be nothing but idiots so we will meet them half way.[/i] [/quote] It's a shame that Carthage has decided not to go the full distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddy Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) [color="#4169E1"]*Private* "They were to lazy to even right their own DOCUMENT?" The understudy cowered in fear, "Ye- yes ma'am...." The Queen laughed, "Right down for me to remember to never have anything built there. It will either take ages for them to finish it, they'll steal someone else's, or they will use toothpicks as nails." "Yes ma'am..." *Public* No comment yet. [/color] Edited July 8, 2010 by maddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [i]"The Nation of Nod will unnecessarily state that it will respect this sovereign declaration."[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 So, USC, are you going to declare war on People of Carthage? What? They totally want war... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 We support this document." OoC: Maddy, most people do copy documents from each other. It just makes it easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 "We only care enough to comment that we don't care." -The Duchy of Liguria "North Africa has never been the same since the British left. They really do need the guidance of a more mature power. Perhaps Transvaal would be a good choice due to their racial policies to keep a firm boot on the necks of the native Carthaginians who are clearly unfit for self-rule." -Random Blogger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddy Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Fizzydog' date='08 July 2010 - 09:11 PM' timestamp='1278641463' post='2364132'] We support this document." OoC: Maddy, most people do copy documents from each other. It just makes it easier. [/quote] OOC: I see it as being lazy Edited July 9, 2010 by maddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 We don't respond to bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperator Azenquor Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [i]"In light of this and several other situations, the government of Vauleyo-Buryatia will shortly announce a new policy regarding the continent of Africa and the citizens thereof"[/i]-Vauleyo-Buryatian Diplomatic Corps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='maddy' date='08 July 2010 - 10:16 PM' timestamp='1278641752' post='2364143'] OOC: I see it as being lazy [/quote] OOC: Its an obvious satire of your previous situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='Triyun' date='08 July 2010 - 09:31 PM' timestamp='1278642683' post='2364166'] We don't respond to bugs. [/quote] Yeah, We didnt think you so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='Triyun' date='08 July 2010 - 10:31 PM' timestamp='1278642683' post='2364166'] We don't respond to [s]bugs[/s] those that possess even the slightest military and political clout to stand up to our blatant chest beating. [/quote] [i]"We have translated this for those who did not understand, free of charge."[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Your fundamental misunderstanding of the United States of China's position is your problem. We have absolutely no reason to give a damn about Carthage as its not in our neighborhood. Nor do we respond to blatant attempts at baiting us into wars. If you want to fight us you are going to have to try harder and grow a pair. We do however question why it is that a government insults its allies by moving to attempt and start a war with that government's allies. I really would hate to sign any treaties with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='Triyun' date='08 July 2010 - 09:51 PM' timestamp='1278643855' post='2364193'] Your fundamental misunderstanding of the United States of China's position is your problem. We have absolutely no reason to give a damn about Carthage as its not in our neighborhood. Nor do we respond to blatant attempts at baiting us into wars. If you want to fight us you are going to have to try harder and grow a pair. We do however question why it is that a government insults its allies by moving to attempt and start a war with that government's allies. I really would hate to sign any treaties with you. [/quote] I honestly dont think the people of Carthage can meet you half way anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='Triyun' date='08 July 2010 - 09:51 PM' timestamp='1278643855' post='2364193'] Your fundamental misunderstanding of the United States of China's position is your problem. We have absolutely no reason to give a damn about Carthage as its not in our neighborhood. Nor do we respond to blatant attempts at baiting us into wars. If you want to fight us you are going to have to try harder and grow a pair. We do however question why it is that a government insults its allies by moving to attempt and start a war with that government's allies. I really would hate to sign any treaties with you. [/quote] Your inappropriate comments make us facepalm. USC is a horrible example of a nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazard Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='Triyun' date='08 July 2010 - 09:31 PM' timestamp='1278642683' post='2364166'] We don't respond to bugs. [/quote] Once more, that horse is awfully high up there. [quote name='Executive Minister' date='08 July 2010 - 09:44 PM' timestamp='1278643427' post='2364186'] [i]"We have translated this for those who did not understand, free of charge."[/i] [/quote] Perhaps we should hire you as the Official USC translator? [quote name='Triyun' date='08 July 2010 - 09:51 PM' timestamp='1278643855' post='2364193'] Your fundamental misunderstanding of the United States of China's position is your problem. We have absolutely no reason to give a damn about Carthage as its not in our neighborhood. Nor do we respond to blatant attempts at baiting us into wars. If you want to fight us you are going to have to try harder and grow a pair. We do however question why it is that a government insults its allies by moving to attempt and start a war with that government's allies. I really would hate to sign any treaties with you. [/quote] What happened to not responding to bugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='Imperator Azenquor' date='08 July 2010 - 09:36 PM' timestamp='1278643000' post='2364172'] [i]"In light of this and several other situations, the government of Vauleyo-Buryatia will shortly announce a new policy regarding the continent of Africa and the citizens thereof"[/i]-Vauleyo-Buryatian Diplomatic Corps [/quote] "An entire continent should not be judged by the actions of one nation. The Union of Arctica is not responsible for Carthage, and neither are the United Mechodamian States, the Nation of Nod, the Republic of Transvaal, the people living in the protectorate zones, or anyone other than Carthage. If Vauleo-Buryatia chooses to hold us responsible for the actions of a faraway government, that will reflect poorly on your own foreign policy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) "Other nation's depriving their companies and people of lucrative business deals for the purposes of symbolic gestures is always a welcome sight." - Michael Atrevier, Crown Prince of Greater Pacifica *Private* Greater Pacifica will increase its exports to the USC to take advantage of the vacuum created by Carthage and Girltopia, as a result the embargos' effects will be offset, and the cut in transport costs will make both the USC and GP all the more wealthy. Edited July 9, 2010 by iamthey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 While the Kingdom of Cochin does not always agree with United States of China, we believe this embargo would be ineffectual if not being counter-productive in that it could encourage United States of China to blindly continue its aggressive and bellicose foreign policy. We continue to maintain our hope that only intervention and advice from the more sagacious allies of United States of China would impart any sense of rationality in them. This embargo would certainly not bring about any positive change from United States of China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernando Pizzaro Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='king of cochin' date='09 July 2010 - 03:36 AM' timestamp='1278664551' post='2364612'] While the Kingdom of Cochin does not always agree with United States of China, we believe this embargo would be ineffectual if not being counter-productive in that it could encourage United States of China to blindly continue its aggressive and bellicose foreign policy. We continue to maintain our hope that only intervention and advice from the more sagacious allies of United States of China would impart any sense of rationality in them. This embargo would certainly not bring about any positive change from United States of China. [/quote] We stand the Kingdom of Cochin's statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddy Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [color="#4169E1"]Although we do not like the fact our document was copied, we support the right for any nation to embargo any other nation.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperator Azenquor Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 [quote name='Vedran' date='09 July 2010 - 12:10 AM' timestamp='1278648586' post='2364302'] "An entire continent should not be judged by the actions of one nation. The Union of Arctica is not responsible for Carthage, and neither are the United Mechodamian States, the Nation of Nod, the Republic of Transvaal, the people living in the protectorate zones, or anyone other than Carthage. If Vauleo-Buryatia chooses to hold us responsible for the actions of a faraway government, that will reflect poorly on your own foreign policy." [/quote] [i]"We clarify that our announcement is not solely based upon the current situation with Carthage. As reflected in our statement, our review of our foreign policy regarding Africa has been made after a series of events involving different countries at different times in recent history. This latest situation with Carthage has proven to be the deciding situation for this strategic review and provided the final incentive for the government of Vauleyo-Buryatia to announce this review."[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 "We only hope that nation leaders refrain from plagiarism in the future. It sets a bad example for our children." The Duchy of Liguria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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