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Hello all

I'm sure you know by now that THE DARK LORDS have listed us as an enemy against their grand delusion. Anyway, we just had to have an announcement due to our drama whoring nature.

Without further ado

This is our war flag. Or banner. Whatever.
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Say Hi to Nicole.

Nicole likes long walks on the beach, rainbows, puppy dogs, Pina Coladas, nukes and getting caught in the rain.

But Nicole has a bit of a dark side.

She also likes to 'put her foot up some fools' @#$%.' Around last year when our Grand Templar Chief Redneck, suggested jokingly that charm school might do her some good, she, well, put her foot up his $@!. In related news, Chief has recovered quite nicely, and now can sing lead in most musicals. Serendipity, I say.

She's a bit feisty that way. She is also our Angel of Nukes and some other thing that I won't bring up right now.

Anyway, Nicole is sad. Apparently, there isn't quite enough blood for her taste. And, since we don't want to share Chief Redneck's fate, we listened very closely to her whispers of

Bring me blood, bring me sweet sweet blood. Oh, and a Sunday.

As such, a quick trip to the Quickie mart was in order, as well as the following:

We hereby declare war on The Dark Lords

Gone with the wind doctrine: 'Smoke 'em if you got 'em.' OTS encourages the use of nuclear weapons by its members. We don't go around declaring war, and in fact, try to find diplomatic solutions. However, if we are pushed, we will push back. We don't buy nukes to pay upkeep and stare at them. Well, Nicole does say something about 'you guys are overcompensating' or such. Not sure what she's referring to, but there it is.



Forever always,

BEazy, Grandmaster of BOOBS

ChiefRedneck, Grand Templar of BOOBS

Gonefishin, Grand Hospitaller of BOOBS

Draco Alivi, Grand Magistrate of BOOBS

Lewenhaupt, Advisor of BOOBS

BOOBS? I thought this was about OTS? Yeah, but when we bust out the lovely Nicole and our Archangel, Michael. We are:

Brotherhood of Ordered Blacks States.

[quote=The Sword, book of King Conan, 7-14] Saint Michael, Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And you, Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into Hell Satan and the other evil spirits who prowl the world for the ruin of souls. Amen. [/quote]

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[quote name='Emperor Marx' date='05 July 2010 - 02:53 AM' timestamp='1278312794' post='2360119']
Sure. I can give her something else as consolation. :smug:
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She also wanted a Sunday, but you could get her a milkshake too. Milkshake should probably be plural since she wouldn't be having any blood...

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cowards! you sent a nation after me with 400 more infrastructure than i have. but that is of little importance, as i have bested him in battle so far. too afraid to fight somebody bigger than you? i have also anarchied one of your nations. i am doing so much more damage to OTS than they are doing to me, yet they insist on continuing the war.

even though im outnumbered three to one i continue to inflict massive damage and gain huge profits. i will be expecting your request for unconditional surrender soon.

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='05 July 2010 - 01:56 PM' timestamp='1278356192' post='2360415']
cowards! you sent a nation after me with 400 more infrastructure than i have. but that is of little importance, as i have bested him in battle so far. too afraid to fight somebody bigger than you? i have also anarchied one of your nations. i am doing so much more damage to OTS than they are doing to me, yet they insist on continuing the war.

even though im outnumbered three to one i continue to inflict massive damage and gain huge profits. i will be expecting your request for unconditional surrender soon.
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zomg! BOOBS has already disabled his capslock! The end is near!

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='05 July 2010 - 02:56 PM' timestamp='1278356192' post='2360415']
cowards! you sent a nation after me with 400 more infrastructure than i have. but that is of little importance, as i have bested him in battle so far. too afraid to fight somebody bigger than you? i have also anarchied one of your nations. i am doing so much more damage to OTS than they are doing to me, yet they insist on continuing the war.

even though im outnumbered three to one i continue to inflict massive damage and gain huge profits. i will be expecting your request for unconditional surrender soon.
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Funny. Draco has reported he has stolen gazillions from you. While you have only taken a billion.
Darciana's officials have also reported that government approvement ratings have never been better

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I think that evil guy with 400 more infrastructure with you should be me :D

Bested me in battle? Inconditional surrender? Waiter! I want the same drink he has; but please put 4 or 5 ice cubes. You should check your battle reports (And that Cruise Missile just coming your way) :awesome:

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yeah so what its easier for you, you have 400 more infrastructure than i do. and you were at the max strength in my range to declare on me. all in all im doing pretty well considering the fact i have limited resources and im outnumbered three to one against enemies who are bigger than me (well two of them are i already took care of the other one lmfao)

i am winning battles due to my sheer military wit, which can not be matched up against no matter how many cruise missiles you use.

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Since we're moaning about disadvantages, it's my turn:

-"I still have 2 trade slots empty, and have no bonus resources. Aqua team fellas, why don't you trade with me? *drops a tear*"

-"All my improvements are banks, just because I like to see 3 ciphers in my income and I don't like the image of barracks or guerilla camps *drops another tear*"

-"Same with my government; I like the crown image too much to change it to another goverment"

And I think that'll overcome the 400 infra advantage you say :rolleyes:

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im just saying, im at a big disadvantage. all i have to rely on is the advice of the supreme lords of the black team, while the resources of an alliance such as OTS are infinite. yet i still continue to fight on, causing anarchy and massive losts of damage.

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[quote name='graniteknight' date='05 July 2010 - 04:36 PM' timestamp='1278362146' post='2360462']
^^ Nuke him i suggest

(Keep in mind this is a private opinion and does not reflect the opinion of FAR in anyway)
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I wouldn't really worry about MAKING it the opinion of FAR. TOLWYN is a joke, and will be until he realizes he's out of his league (especially in regards to Nicole...)

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='05 July 2010 - 05:53 PM' timestamp='1278370381' post='2360532']
im just saying, im at a big disadvantage. all i have to rely on is the advice of the supreme lords of the black team, while the resources of an alliance such as OTS are infinite. yet i still continue to fight on, causing anarchy and massive losts of damage.
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Your warchest numbers in the thousands of billions, how can you be at a disadvantage?

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