Erwin Schrodinger Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 (edited) [img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5505/quartere.jpg[/img] Hello, fellow citizens of Bob! I come here today to provide SLCB's third, fourth, fifth, or some otherth number newsletter this fair first day of this fair seventh month of this fair fourth year in the reign of Admin. First, I will address the recent accusations that SLCB is inactive. Some time ago, school ended and summer vacation began. I went home and visited friends and family, had parties, perhaps drank too much with my dad, and didn't give two hot tamales about what was going on with the Internet. Unfortunately, I later learned that most members of SLCB did the same thing I did. I assure you, we were very active. Just not where we can be seen. Nonetheless, we do care about the community and the dearth of amusement and laughter and children running into roads after their balls and porksaber still trying to find his.... So we have come back. One can often see activity on our channel, and others in our private channel. Others still can read what I have typed right here, right now. I do believe SLCB has returned. HEY YOU IN THE BACK! YEA, YOU! TAKE THE CRYING BABY OUTSIDE. THROW A BALL INTO THE ROAD FOR ALL I CARE! [b]The Freaking News[/b] So a while back, my nation developed a Movie wonder thing. I didn't think it was doing anything up until recently when we produced a film: [img]http://scuttle.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/files/b9/b961e9d687ed23ea60a5a4fec3805f551e83e86d.jpg[/img] I hope to see you all at the premier. I won't be there, myself, since I have way too many enemies who want to throw me in a dustbin. And I don't deal well with dust. In other news, Porksaber canceled a treaty between [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(mythology)]Nemesis[/url] and SLCB. However, there was a misunderstanding, since Pork thought he was canceling between the goddess and us, even tho we never had a pact, anyway. Thus, he canceled the cancellation. A [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88277&view=findpost&p=2354563]confused man[/url] claimed that porky couldn't do that. Let me clear up how SLCB high gov works. We have a triumvirate. We pretend that we have to take votes to make things seem fair, but we really don't. Our charter allows for a single General to do as he pleases, and any other General can just do as he pleases, too. Thus, it is very important to have mature Generals in the government or else everything gets messed up. We do this such that in the case of an emergency, a decision can be made officially without "eerrrr, we have to.... I think this is best but... ummmm.... laws and...." like every other alliance with a trium. Nonetheless, I'm eating really bad pizza right now (cardboard is meant for boxes, not pizza) and as such I hereby cancel the cancellation canceling the cancellation of the treaty porksaber accidentally canceled. Can I do that? #### YES I CAN! But no worries, Nemesis. Faust has your back right now, and he's canceling the previous statement. The treaty lives on! But what isn't a joke is that we are still treatying Legion, even if the evil moderation team [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88324]forbids it [/url] Just watch, we'll even have Invicta treatied by the end of the month, too. SLCB is unstoppable. [img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc3/imbored24470/noquestions.jpg[/img] EDIT: I would like to thank Louisa of GOONS for finding the schrodinger's cats movie picture. Credit also goes out to imbored of SLCB for the creation of the above image (noquestions). Edited July 2, 2010 by Erwin Schrodinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 this is my one stop shop for relative informedness. I DO WHAT I WANT I'M BAD NATIONWIDE. o/ SLCB <3 Schro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spearo Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 (edited) I really hope that movie isn't scary Paper tigers and carboard boxes what a combination! Edit: Mandatory <3 Schro Edited July 2, 2010 by spearo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 p0rk... i am still going to stab you on irc whenever i next meet you. Looking forward to the movie, will there be free popcorn at the premiere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 So where can I get my cardboard tigers? I think my invite to the Premier got lost in the post by the way? Can I have another one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutilius Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I stole it Poyples, needed to bring my secret lover (read: cardboard box) so stole your ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Silly brutilius, cardboard boxes get in for free! Alfred, the popcorn is, of course, free of charge. But the box is three dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfEmpty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How much for the Davy Crockett in the picture? Is the shovel extra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eye Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Alliance newsletters are IC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gofastleft Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Great Newsletter. I am thrilled that the news of my friends in SLCB were all inactive has been proven to have been greatly exaggerated. me some SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.