COMMENCE OPERATIONS

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Fizzydog' date='01 July 2010 - 02:14 PM' timestamp='1278008027' post='2356860']
AIDING ANYONE BUT DARK LORDS IS HEREBY BANNED! IF YOU DO COMMENCE IN SUCH SHENANIGANS, YOU WILL BE NUKED BY THE DARK LORDS!
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I offered some aid to Biff Webster just in case, but we'll see I guess.

[Hyperbad]

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='01 July 2010 - 11:14 AM' timestamp='1277997267' post='2356638']
NOW THAT WE HAVE CAUSED MILLIONS OF DAMAGE TO THE CULT, ARE YOU WILLING TO DISCUSS SURRENDER NOW.
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Awesome. I didn't even realize we had millions to lose. Schatt, you're really falling behind on the milestone announcements.

In other news, I have put in place a "No Child" policy for anyone with descendants from DINOLAND. The stupid must not be allowed to spread.

[Believland]

[quote name='TrotskysRevenge' date='01 July 2010 - 02:40 PM' timestamp='1278013186' post='2356947']<br /> <img src='http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <br />Please put me on your EZI list. And nuke me, please. Just do it. Give me a reason.<br />[/quote]<br /><br /><br /> So you can play the victim now? hahahaha I kid. I kid. Anyway, Tolwyn you have a 72 hours to accept peace terms from OTS. Also, you better start kissing CoJ's arse. I heard Schatt is worse than the hegemony. Biff and Subtleknifewielder are pretty horrible people too.

[Maelstrom Vortex]

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='30 June 2010 - 08:04 PM' timestamp='1277942648' post='2355950']
[center][img]http://i40.tinypic.com/8wawzl.gif[/img]

Now the scales are put aside, and the sword is drawn.[/center]
[/quote]

OMG! HER HEAD IS A LAWN MOWER! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST HAIR! CoJ HAS ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DOOM!

Edited July 1, 2010 by Maelstrom Vortex

[Qazzian]

It is clear that when CoJ goes to war, heads WILL roll.

[TOLWYN]

WE WILL NOT BE WITHDRAWING ANY OF OUR ATTACKS. ALL ATTACKS MADE BY THE DARK LORDS ON ANY ALLIANCE ARE COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF TOLWYN.

[Subtleknifewielder]

[quote name='Believland' date='01 July 2010 - 01:09 PM' timestamp='1278014925' post='2356987']
<br /><br /><br /> So you can play the victim now? hahahaha I kid. I kid. Anyway, Tolwyn you have a 72 hours to accept peace terms from OTS. Also, you better start kissing CoJ's arse. I heard Schatt is worse than the hegemony. Biff and Subtleknifewielder are pretty horrible people too.
[/quote]
Awe...you no likeie me?

[quote name='Qazzian' date='01 July 2010 - 01:44 PM' timestamp='1278017071' post='2357027']
It is clear that when CoJ goes to war, heads WILL roll.
[/quote]


Talk about a crackup...I'm going to need stitches...and some superglue...

Edited July 1, 2010 by Subtleknifewielder

[Jakome]

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='01 July 2010 - 08:50 AM' timestamp='1277999407' post='2356690']
I think it's pretty funny that GOONS was whining about aid being sent to raid victims like 2 days ago, but here they are [url="http://www.cybernations.net/search_aid.asp?search=281915&Extended=1"]aiding Smacky[/url] while he's [url="http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=281915&Extended=1"]at war[/url] with LRA King.
[IMG]http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff246/cndump/goonsaid2.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff246/cndump/goonsaid.jpg[/IMG]






So, is there an economist at GOONS who can calculate the amount of reps owed to LRA King due their aiding a nation who is aggressively attacking him? RED is well over the techraiding benchmark with 39 members.
[/quote]
I thought there was a whole long discussion about how its really only bad if you aid a nation in which a war has been declared or they are an enemy of said alliance. I might have missed the point where tolwyn declared on RED but hey, he posts alot. It looks to me like smacky is only encouraging him to join Dark Lords

[Believland]

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='01 July 2010 - 04:09 PM' timestamp='1278018581' post='2357051']WE WILL NOT BE WITHDRAWING ANY OF OUR ATTACKS. ALL ATTACKS MADE BY THE DARK LORDS ON ANY ALLIANCE ARE COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED IN THE NAME OF TOLWYN.[/quote] So you're going to be accepting peace terms?

SKW, you're an acquired taste

[TOLWYN]

[quote name='Believland' date='01 July 2010 - 04:06 PM' timestamp='1278021942' post='2357106']
So you're going to be accepting peace terms?

SKW, you're an acquired taste
[/quote]

NO. PEACE TERMS ARE HEREBY BANNED. THE ONLY TERMS THERE ARE, ARE THE TERMS OF SURRENDER PRESENTED TO THE ENAMIES OF THE DARK LORDS.

[Fizzydog]

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='01 July 2010 - 05:22 PM' timestamp='1278022953' post='2357117']
NO. PEACE TERMS ARE HEREBY BANNED. THE ONLY TERMS THERE ARE, ARE THE TERMS OF SURRENDER PRESENTED TO THE ENAMIES OF THE DARK LORDS.
[/quote]
You spelled enemies wrong...


OH NO! CORRECTING TOLWYN IS HEREBY BANNED!


Looks like I'm going to the slammer. D:

[Poyplemonkeys]

[quote name='Qazzian' date='01 July 2010 - 09:44 PM' timestamp='1278017071' post='2357027']
It is clear that when CoJ goes to war, heads WILL roll.
[/quote]

Oh my.... Outstanding.

[Believland]

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='01 July 2010 - 05:22 PM' timestamp='1278022953' post='2357117']>NO.  PEACE TERMS ARE HEREBY BANNED.  THE ONLY TERMS THERE ARE, ARE THE TERMS OF SURRENDER PRESENTED TO THE ENAMIES OF THE DARK LORDS.[/quote]So why won't you accept it?

[Schattenmann]

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' date='01 July 2010 - 03:04 PM' timestamp='1278011061' post='2356911']
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I BEGAN HITTING LRA, SCHATT I R DISSAPOINT.

also LRA really needs to get a better warchest I had it down to about 26 mill
[/quote]
You peaced out about an hour before we attacked.

[TOLWYN]

[quote name='Believland' date='01 July 2010 - 05:17 PM' timestamp='1278026206' post='2357161']
So why won't you accept it?
[/quote]

THE DARK LORDS NEVER SURRENDER.

"COURAGE IS THE SIGN OF AN HONOURABLE MAN" -TOLWYN

BESIDES, WHY WOULD WE SURRENDER. WERE CAUSING BILLIONS OF DAMAGE TO OUR ENEMIES AND MAKING MONEY IN THE PROCESS. TRULY THE GREAT BLACK LORDS HAVE BLESSED US THIS DAY IN OUR HOLY QUEST TO REUNITE THE BLACK TEAM.

[deathcat]

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 05:28 PM' timestamp='1277944066' post='2355980']
IF YOU DONT SURRENDER, YOU WILL BE ADDED TO OUR PERMANENT [color="#FF0000"]ENAMIES[/color] LIST. WHAT DOES THIS LIST MEAN? PERHAPS I SHALL EXPLAIN AND GRACE YOU INFERIORS WITH SOME WORDS OF [color="#0000FF"]WISDOM[/color].

"THE BLACK CIVIL WAR IS COMING SOON. THIS WAR HAS BEEN [color="#FF0000"]PROPHESYED[/color] SINCE THE BEGINNING OF CYBER NATIONS. IT WILL BE LONG AND BRUTAL, BUT IN THE END THE DARK LORDS AND ITS ALLIES WILL CLAIM VICTORY OVER THE DISPUTING ALLIANCES OF BLACK. WE WILL ALL FORM INTO A 4000 MAN ALLIANCE (BY THE TIME THE WAR IS OVER WE WILL HAVE 4000 NATIONS ON BLACK) AND WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL THEN BEGIN PURGING EACH OTHER TEAM, ONE BY ONE, FORCING THEIR NATIONS TO BECOME BLACK OR FOREVER EXIST IN A STATE OF WAR AND POVERTY. EVENTUALLY, ALL THE NATIONS OF CYBERNATIONS WILL FORM INTO ONE ALLIANCE. THIS [color="#FF0000"]ALLINACE[/color] WILL BE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MEMBERS STRONG, AND THOSE ON OUR PERMANENT ENEMIES LIST WILL FOREVER EXIST IN A STATE OF ETERNAL ZI."
[/quote]


Ok, first things first.
[indent]1. You can't claim wisdom and fail at spelling.
2. Your intent, though Grand, is a bit... Inane
3. Typing in CAPS makes it really easy to not take you seriously due to the extreme pain it places on the eyes, especially MY old eyes...
4. Having failed to make an impact using your "coercive" and Overt hostilities, you may want to consider finding a new nation to grow.. because the one you have is "DOOMED TO BE IN ETERNAL AND PERMENTANTENT WAR FOREVER!!!" [/indent]

Aside from that.. have fun with your little EGO trip and enjoy your "WORLD DOMINATION ATTEMPTS"

[zzzptm]

I see one of the Dark Lords has escaped from the compound and gotten back to GOONS. Well done. the destruction of the Dark Lords will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity on Planeta Roberto.

[Uralica]

I'd take deathcat's advice, TOLWYN.

In the meantime, courage is only a part of what makes a truly honorable person.

[Hiro Nakara]

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='02 July 2010 - 01:12 AM' timestamp='1278029536' post='2357196']
You peaced out about an hour before we attacked.
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Tbh I only hit him because I wanted to use im a bagular RAWWWWR as a reason. And I would never attack or hit a CoJ guy especially not you schatt <3 I would have concentrated on the others instead

[bakamitai]

[quote name='zzzptm' date='01 July 2010 - 02:16 PM' timestamp='1278008156' post='2356863']
Wait, what's banned? I need a list now.
[/quote]

For your reading pleasure (part 1):

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 01:17 PM' timestamp='1277745448' post='2352829']
TECHNOLOGY RAIDS UPON THIS ALLIANCE ARE NOT ALLOWED. LAND RAIDS AND INFRASTRUCTURE RAIDS ARE ALSO BANNED.
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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='29 June 2010 - 12:28 PM' timestamp='1277828890' post='2354018']
ANY IMMORAL ATTEMPTS TO POACH MEMBESR FROM MY ALLIANCE IS HEREBY BANNED. ORDER OF THE SWORD HAS ALREADY ATTEMPTED THIS AND IT WILL NOT END WELL FOR THEM.
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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 01:00 PM' timestamp='1277917239' post='2355303']
WHERE IS THE PROOF OF SUCH AGREEMENT. CLEARLY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THE DARK LORDS. THAT IS, TO UNIFY THE BLACK TEAM UNDER ONE BANNER AND CONQUER THE WORLD.

ALL SUCH MOVES TO A TEAM SUCH AS PINK, ARE OF COURSE, HEREBY BANNED.
[/quote]
[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 04:06 PM' timestamp='1277928372' post='2355541']
ALL COUPS ON THIS ALLIANCE ARE BANNED!!
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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 04:17 PM' timestamp='1277929032' post='2355577']
DO I NEED TO MAKE A LIST FOR YOU PEOPLEE. THE FOLLOWING ARE BANNED FROM BEING PERFORMED ON THE DARK LORDS:

1. TECHNOLOGY RAIDS OR ANY TYPE OF RAID FOR PERSONAL GAIN
2. COUPS ON OUR ALLIANCE
3. PEOPLE TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME OR THE GOVERNMETN OF THE DARK LORDS
4. VICTORY IN A LEGITIMATE WAR WITH US
[/quote]
[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 05:02 PM' timestamp='1277931710' post='2355685']
NUKING OUR ALLIANCE IS BANNED.
[/quote]

[bakamitai]

Reading pleasure (part 2):

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 05:05 PM' timestamp='1277931890' post='2355696']
THAT FAKE PINK ALLIANCE HAS NO RELATION WHATSOEVER TO THE DARK LORDS. THE DARK LORDS ARE DEVOTED TO BLACK TEAM, AND WE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MULTI COLOURED ALLINANCES. THIS COUP IS HEREBY DECLARED INVALID AND ANY FUTURE COUPS ARE BANNED.

WE ARE STILL THE DARK LORDS. WE ARE STILL SUPREME RULERS OF BLACK. AND WE WILL STILL UNITE ALL OF CYBER NATIONS UNDER ONE BLACK TEAM BANNER OF THE DARK LORDS!
[/quote]
[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 06:10 PM' timestamp='1277935812' post='2355820']
KICKING ME, OR NOT ALLOWING ME IN ANY IRC CHANNEL IS BANNED. AND WHAT IS HOPS.
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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 07:36 PM' timestamp='1277940972' post='2355924']
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SUPERIOR TO THE DARK LORDS IN ANY WAY. BEING SUPEERIOR TO US IS BANNED.[/quote]
[quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 08:20 PM' timestamp='1277943615' post='2355971']
WHAT TERMS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO OFFER SURRENDER TERMS TO ALLIANCES IM AT WAR WITH. ANY TERMS OF SURRENDER OFFERED TO ME ARE NOT RECOGNIZED BY THE DARK LORDS AND ARE BANNED.
[/quote]
[quote name='TOLWYN' date='01 July 2010 - 01:49 PM' timestamp='1278006548' post='2356834']
AIDING ENEMIES OF THE DARK LORDS IS HEREBY BANNED.
[/quote]
[quote name='TOLWYN' date='01 July 2010 - 06:22 PM' timestamp='1278022953' post='2357117']
NO. PEACE TERMS ARE HEREBY BANNED. THE ONLY TERMS THERE ARE, ARE THE TERMS OF SURRENDER PRESENTED TO THE ENAMIES OF THE DARK LORDS.
[/quote]

[Believland]

[quote name='TOLWYN' date='01 July 2010 - 08:21 PM' timestamp='1278033696' post='2357249']THE DARK LORDS NEVER SURRENDER.
COURAGE IS THE SIGN OF AN HONOURABLE BESIDES, WHY WOULD WE SURRENDER.  WERE CAUSING BILLIONS OF DAMAGE TO OUR ENEMIES AND MAKING MONEY IN THE PROCESS.  TRULY THE GREAT BLACK LORDS HAVE BLESSED US THIS DAY IN OUR HOLY QUEST TO REUNITE THE BLACK TEAM.[/quote]

Okay than, how bout we declare white peace(No surrendering involved) All you have to do to get this white peace is:
Find a nice corn farm where Gone and I can get married
Talk in your "inside voice" at least once.
Praise the black sphere
Write 2 paragraphs about CarterOz and his loves for kangaroos

[TOLWYN]

I WILL ONLY AGREE TO THIS PEACE IF THE ORDER OF THE SWORDS ADMITS THAT IT WAS WRONG TO ATTEMPT TO ANNEX MY NATION.

[Schattenmann]

It is my understanding that Smacky has made overtures to peace with LRA King. It is not the Cult's desire to stand in the way of our aim of peace for RED, so here are the terms under which our attacks on Smacky will end:

1. Declare peace with LRA King, and do not initiate aggression on any RED nation again.
2. Make restitution to LRA King in the amount of damages caused by your attacks. To date, LRA King has lost 32 tech, 269 infra, 241 land, and $4.2 million. Return all 32 tech, and send $6 million to LRA King (personally or by third party arrangement).
3. Refrain from attacks on Red sphere nations for the extent of your involvement in TDL.

In observance of Admin's law, attacks will continue until such time as agreement has been made.

Edited July 2, 2010 by Schattenmann

[Hiro Nakara]

[quote name='Schattenmann' date='02 July 2010 - 04:02 AM' timestamp='1278039718' post='2357335']
It is my understanding that Smacky has made overtures to peace with LRA King. It is not the Cult's desire to stand in the way of our aim of peace for RED, so here are the terms under which our attacks on Smacky will end:

1. Declare peace with LRA King, and do not initiate aggression on any RED nation again.
2. Make restitution to LRA King in the amount of damages caused by your attacks. To date, LRA King has lost 32 tech, 269 infra, 241 land, and $4.2 million. Return all 32 tech, and send $6 million to LRA King (personally or by third party arrangement).
3. Refrain from attacks on Red sphere nations for the extent of your involvement in TDL.
[/quote]

this is what I took from him

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by Hiro Nakara. You lost 23 defending tanks, 4.60 technology, and 23.01 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by Hiro Nakara. You lost 23 defending tanks, 4.60 technology, and 23.01 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by Hiro Nakara. In the attack you lost 30 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 30.68 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 15 fighter aircraft and destroyed 4 fighter aircraft launched by Hiro Nakara. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Message: You have been attacked by Hiro Nakara. You lost 17,195 soldiers and 3,677 tanks. You killed 9,959 soldiers and 434 tanks. Their forces razed 66.874 miles of your land, stole 7.671 technology, and destroyed 30.682 infrastructure. Their forces looted $716,386.09 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Message: You have been attacked by Hiro Nakara. You lost 6,866 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 10,341 soldiers and 780 tanks. Their forces razed 62.833 miles of your land, stole 7.678 technology, and destroyed 30.713 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

or has he just used Smacky's war reports?

I will send him a postal order sometime soon.