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[b]A [s]attackorate[/s] protectorate of Heavy Metal Truckers by \m/[/center][/b]

In the spirit of friendship and getting Lord Nettles out of \m/, \m/ and Heavy Metal Truckers enter into this agreement.

Article 1: Nonaggression
Yeah nonaggression thats the article.

Article 2: Military Cooperation
\m/ is obligated to defend Heavy Metal Truckers from any foriegn attack. Heavy Metal Truckers may defend \m/ from foriegn attack if they choose. They may also participate in aggressive actions of \m/ if they choose.

Article 3: Intelligence
If there is any to be found in this brain trust (:haw:), it will be shared. Both alliances are obligated to share information crucial to the security of the other alliance.

Article 4: Cancellation
If Heavy Metal Truckers and \m/ wish to cancel this pact and burn away the painful memories, it will take 48 hours for the pact to burn since Chief bought quality $@! paper. Until its done burning, the treaty is still binding.

signed for \m/
Caliph - tri
GeraldM - tri
Emperor Marx - tri
Chief Savage Man - mofa
d3filed - mow
Merrie Melodies - secret agent man
Supreme Emperor Dingdong - mot
Lezrahi - mof
Thomas Jackson - moia

signed for Heavy Metal Truckers
Lord Nettles
arivili

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[quote author=Lord_Nettles link=topic=4.msg6#msg6 date=1276726859]
[center][b]Charter of the Union of Heavy Metal Truckers [/b] [/center]
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1. The Heavy Metal Truckers don't be no jive suckas to nobody.

2. Heavy Metal Truckers want to be called HMT for short. HMT is an abbreviation of Haz Matt Team. We got Matt up for ransom, €50,000.

3. HMT will obey the head honchos. Especially Nettles and Ari, for they are the divine Trucker and the Heavy Metal.

4. Truckers don't cause no lasting hurts with anyone. Truckers got thick skin an big bellies.

5. Truckers be playin' all serious, but like, not to other folks. Ya gotta have a lil' respect, but like, not too much respect'.

6. Head Honchos are appointed. Nettles and Ari are the leaders of the band.

7. Record deals and Concerts are signed by Nettles and Ari only. They are like the managers of the band too.

8. Don't be a victim of da electric snake. Wrap your willy

9. Friendly band rivalry is OK, band warin' be nasty

10. No Illegal stuff, like ya know?

11. The Charter of the Heavy Metal Truckers goes up to eleven.
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Our charter. We're the Heavy Metal Truckers and we likes dem wimminz and heavy metal m00sic brothas. Here's our forum, too. http://hmt.smfforfree.com/index.php

Our IRC channels too. #hmt on coldfront

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[quote name='arivili' date='30 June 2010 - 05:43 PM' timestamp='1277937792' post='2355868']
Honestly a bad decision for everyone involved.
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I agree imo brotha

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i thought this was gonna be about the no texting while driving law that just passed in Michigan. Oh well.

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[quote name='shaneprice' date='04 July 2010 - 02:09 AM' timestamp='1278223756' post='2359328']
Not able to compute...this is a treaty with who.

I want an iPhone4
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Yeah, Nettles botched the DoE. He is creating an alliance called Heavy Metal Truckers which is protected by \m/.

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[quote name='Chief Savage Man' date='05 July 2010 - 04:34 AM' timestamp='1278264856' post='2359538']
Yeah, Nettles botched the DoE. He is creating an alliance called Heavy Metal Truckers which is protected by \m/.
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Off to a good start Nettles :v:

But good luck man, any metal themed alliance has my support.

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What a heavy metal truck may look like.
[img]http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/reviewpics/grillemalltruck.jpg[/img]

BTW wheres your flag?

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[quote name='wickedj' date='05 July 2010 - 06:02 PM' timestamp='1278378141' post='2360615']
What a heavy metal truck may look like.
[img]http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/reviewpics/grillemalltruck.jpg[/img]

BTW wheres your flag?
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That should be his flag :D

Anyway best of luck Nettles!

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