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[u][size="7"][center]A DECLARATION FROM THE DARK LORDS[/center][/size][/u]

[CENTER]AN HONORUABLE ADRESS FROM THE SUPREME LEADER OF THE BLACK TEAM AND THE DARK LORDS, TOLWYN.[/CENTER]

[font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]TODAY I HEREBY DECLARE THE EXISTENCE OF THE DARK LORDS, THE NOBLEST AND STRONGEST WILLED BLACK TEAM ALLIANCE EVER. OUR VEINS RUN BLACK WITH LOYALTY TO THE BLACK TEAM. WE ARE DEVOTED TO ENSURING THE PROSPERITY OF THE BLACK TEAM, SO THEREFORE I HEREBY DEMAND THAT ALL NATIONS ON THIS TEAM JOIN MY ALLIANCE. I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN A MASS MESSAGING CAMPAIGN TO HELP CARRY THE MESSAGE ALONG TO ALL BLACK TEAM NATIONS. THOUGH THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE A WHILE, I AM A PATIENT MAN AND I HOPE THAT ALL NATIONS ON THE BLACK TEAM WILL CONSIDER THIS TRULY JUST OFFER.

UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU SHOULD REFUSE, THEN THERE WILL BE EITHER IMMEDIATE CONSEQUENCES DEALT PERSONALLY TO YOU BY MYSELF, OR OTHER AGENTS OF THE DARK LORDS WHO HAVE BEEN PLANTED IN OTHER ALLIANCES. (TO ENSURE THEIR SECURITY, THEIR IDENTITIES WILL NOT BE REVEALED).

ONCE WE ARE POWERFUL ENOUGH, WE WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE BLACK TEAM SENATE AND MAKE SURE THAT THE BLACK TEAM IS RUN THE WAY THAT IT SHOULD BE.

WE ARE ALSO INTERESTED IN FOREIGN AFFAIRS WITH OTHER ALLIANCES. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SET UP AN TREATY WITH US, THEN WE WOULD BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE. SIMPLY CONTACT ME VIA THE FORUMS OR IN-GAME MESSAGING SO WE CAN WORK OUT THE DETAILS.

WE ARE GLAD TO BE ON THE WORLD STAGE. FOR ALL IMPOVERISHED BLACK TEAM NATIONS, I PROMISE YOU THAT CHANGE WILL BE COMING.[/font]

TO HELP ANSWER SOME OF YOUR QUESTIONS, HERE IS A FAQ:

[quote]BY MY GRACIOUS WISDOM, I HAVE DECIDED TO ANSWER A FEW OF THEQ UESTIONS POSED BY THE INFERIORS IN THIS THREAD. I WILL GO ON AND ANSWER THEM.

Q: HOW DO YOU CLAIM TO BE MANY NATIONS WHEN YOU ARE ONLY ONE
A: YOU FOOL, DONT YOUR REALIZE IT TAKES TIME TO GET MEMBERS. EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL ALLIANCES KNOW THIS.

Q: FACING SUCH UNSTOPPABLE ODDS, HOW DO YOU PLAN TO SUCCEED IN THE INEVITABLE BLACK CIVIL WAR.
A: WE WILL BE FACING MANY ENEMIES AND AS SUCH WE WILL BEGIN DIRECTING LARGE SCALE ATTACKS ON THESE ALLIANCES. MANY TIMES PEOPLE ARE FACED WITH IMPOSSIBLE ODDS AND ARE ABLE TO OVERCOME THEM.

Q: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER CURRENT BLACK SPHERE TREATIES.
A: THESE TREATIES ARE HEREBY DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY ORDER OF THE DARK LORDS. WE ARE CURRENTLY AT WORK DEVELOPING A NEW TREATY WHICH WILL ENCOMPASS ALL OF THE BLACK SPHERE.

Q: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SPEHRES SUCH AS GREEN AND BLUE.
A: WE ARE DEVOTED TO BLACK TEAM, SO THEREFORE THESE SPHERES ARE MEANINGLESS. THE DARK LORDS DO NOT CONSIDER THESE OTHER SO CALLED "SPHERES" A TEAM AND AS SUCH DO NOT RECOGNIZE THEM. THE ONLY TRUE SPHERE IS BLACK. [/quote]

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IN ADDITION, WE HAVE SIGNED OUR FIRST TREATY. THAT IS, THE DARK TROPICS PACT, A NON AGRESSION PACT BETWEEN THE DARK LORDS AND THE TROPICAL ORDER:

[quote]Dark Tropics Non-Aggression Pact

Article I - Peace THE DARK LORDS and the Tropical Order agree to not attack each other for as long as this treaty is valid. Raids are banned on THE DARK LORDS, and the Tropical Order abides by this. In return, THE DARK LORDS agree not to declare war on the Tropical Order and vice versa.

Article II - Friendship THE DARK LORDS and the Tropical Order agree to respect the other's alliance and not insult either in any way. The undersigned alliances also agree to respect the other's color sphere.

Article III - Aid THE DARK LORDS and the Tropical Order are encouraged to participate in aid programs with each other at the member of each alliance's discretion in hopes of further friendship.

Article IV - Cancellation In the unlikely event either alliance wishes to cancel this agreement, they are to give 24 hours' notice to the other alliance. The treaty will remain in effect throughout that time period.[/quote]

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 12:08 PM' timestamp='1277744918' post='2352812']


[font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]TODAY I HEREBY DECLARE THE EXISTENCE OF THE DARK LORDS, THE NOBLEST AND STRONGEST WILLED BLACK TEAM ALLIANCE EVER. OUR VEINS RUN BLACK WITH LOYALTY TO THE BLACK TEAM. WE ARE DEVOTED TO ENSURING THE PROSPERITY OF THE BLACK TEAM, SO THEREFORE I HEREBY DEMAND THAT ALL NATIONS ON THIS TEAM JOIN MY ALLIANCE. I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN A MASS MESSAGING CAMPAIGN TO HELP CARRY THE MESSAGE ALONG TO ALL BLACK TEAM NATIONS. THOUGH THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE A WHILE, I AM A PATIENT MAN AND I HOPE THAT ALL NATIONS ON THE BLACK TEAM WILL CONSIDER THIS TRULY JUST OFFER.

WE ARE GLAD TO BE ON THE WORLD STAGE. FOR ALL IMPOVERISHED BLACK TEAM NATIONS, I PROMISE YOU THAT CHANGE WILL BE COMING.[/font]
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[font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE THAT THE BLACK TEAM HAS JUST BEEN BEGGING FOR A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NOBLEST AND STRONGEST WILLED OF ENDEAVORS.[/font]

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[quote name='BloodFury' date='28 June 2010 - 12:16 PM' timestamp='1277745387' post='2352825']
Lets see how long it takes before he gets raided.
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I give him at least a day or two because of that pesky new nation thing.

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[quote name='Sardonic' date='28 June 2010 - 11:20 AM' timestamp='1277745585' post='2352834']
DO YOU HAVE A PROTECTORATE? WE ARE KINDA TRYING TO BREAK A RECORD HERE.
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WE DO NOT DEAL WITH PROTECTORATES AS WE DO NOT CONSIDER OURSELVES BELOW ANY OHTER ALLIANCE WHERE WE WOULD NEED PROTECTING, WE ARE HOWEVER INTERESTED IN MDPS AND MDAPS.

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 06:17 PM' timestamp='1277745448' post='2352829']
TECHNOLOGY RAIDS UPON THIS ALLIANCE ARE NOT ALLOWED. LAND RAIDS AND INFRASTRUCTURE RAIDS ARE ALSO BANNED.
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SORRY, GOONS, GUESS YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A RAIDABLE AA THAT DOESN'T BAN TECHNOLOGY, LAND or INFRASTRUCTURE RAIDS ON THEMSELVES.

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[quote name='lonewolfe2015' date='28 June 2010 - 11:25 AM' timestamp='1277745925' post='2352844']
Winner Winner, chicken dinner.

Where do I apply?
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DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?! THERE IS NO APPLYING. DUE TO THE EXPECTED RAPID INFLUX OF NEW MEMBERS, WE SIMPLY DONT HAVE THE TIME TO ORGANIZE AN APPLICATION. RATHER, I ASK THAT YOU SWITCH YOUR ALLIANCE TO THE DARK LORDS. JUST GO TO EDIT MY NATION AND HIT SPECIFY OTHER IN THE ALLIANCE AFFILIATION. I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT FROM THERE.

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 01:22 PM' timestamp='1277745721' post='2352836']
WE DO NOT DEAL WITH PROTECTORATES AS WE DO NOT CONSIDER OURSELVES BELOW ANY OHTER ALLIANCE WHERE WE WOULD NEED PROTECTING, WE ARE HOWEVER INTERESTED IN MDPS AND MDAPS.
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GO GO GADGET GOONS!

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 11:17 AM' timestamp='1277745448' post='2352829']
TECHNOLOGY RAIDS UPON THIS ALLIANCE ARE NOT ALLOWED. LAND RAIDS AND INFRASTRUCTURE RAIDS ARE ALSO BANNED.
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/me starts slow clap

Here I thought I wouldn't laugh today capslockguy. Thank you.

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 01:27 PM' timestamp='1277746010' post='2352847']
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?! THERE IS NO APPLYING. DUE TO THE EXPECTED RAPID INFLUX OF NEW MEMBERS, WE SIMPLY DONT HAVE THE TIME TO ORGANIZE AN APPLICATION. RATHER, I ASK THAT YOU SWITCH YOUR ALLIANCE TO THE DARK LORDS. JUST GO TO EDIT MY NATION AND HIT SPECIFY OTHER IN THE ALLIANCE AFFILIATION. I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT FROM THERE.
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Too bad, I was hopeful.

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 06:27 PM' timestamp='1277746010' post='2352847']
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?! THERE IS NO APPLYING. DUE TO THE EXPECTED RAPID INFLUX OF NEW MEMBERS, WE SIMPLY DONT HAVE THE TIME TO ORGANIZE AN APPLICATION. RATHER, I ASK THAT YOU SWITCH YOUR ALLIANCE TO THE DARK LORDS. JUST GO TO EDIT MY NATION AND HIT SPECIFY OTHER IN THE ALLIANCE AFFILIATION. I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT FROM THERE.
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Brilliant in its simplicity.

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[quote name='TOLWYN' date='28 June 2010 - 12:27 PM' timestamp='1277746010' post='2352847']
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?! THERE IS NO APPLYING. DUE TO THE EXPECTED RAPID INFLUX OF NEW MEMBERS, WE SIMPLY DONT HAVE THE TIME TO ORGANIZE AN APPLICATION. RATHER, I ASK THAT YOU SWITCH YOUR ALLIANCE TO THE DARK LORDS. JUST GO TO EDIT MY NATION AND HIT SPECIFY OTHER IN THE ALLIANCE AFFILIATION. I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT FROM THERE.
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IF HE CANT EVEN FIGURE OUT SOMETHING THAT OBVIOUS IS HE REALLY DARK LORDS MATERIAL ANYWAY? I MEAN CMON.

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[quote name='Schad' date='28 June 2010 - 01:29 PM' timestamp='1277746163' post='2352857']
IF HE CANT EVEN FIGURE OUT SOMETHING THAT OBVIOUS IS HE REALLY DARK LORDS MATERIAL ANYWAY? I MEAN CMON.
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I'll be seeing you on the blacktop after class ends... :P

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THIS IS A GREAT ALLIANCE, ITS RECRUITING MESSAGES HAVE MOVED ME TO BELIEVE THAT THIS WILL ONE DAY BE THE GREATEST BLACK TEAM ALLIANCE. I AM STILL IN IN-PROCESSING MY APPLICATION TO THIS ALLIANCE AS MY HEARING AID BROKE AND TOLWYN NEEDS TO SPEAK REALLY LOUD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND HIM, THANKS FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS PITY FOR ME IN THIS THREAD AND IS SPEAKING UP SO I CAN UNDERSTAND.

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[quote name='lonewolfe2015' date='28 June 2010 - 12:31 PM' timestamp='1277746293' post='2352859']
I'll be seeing you on the blacktop after class ends... :P
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Now, now, no need to get your dander up. I mean, let's face it...we all have limitations, a threshold that no amount of wishing and trying and magical fairy dust will allow us to cross. We can't all be President. We can't all be astronauts. And we can't all be Dark Lords, which from what I understand is something like being the President [i]and[/i] an astronaut [i]at the same time[/i].

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