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[center]It all started on a saturday....[/center]

[center][i]Confusion: Yo man
xR1: Yo
Confusion: Open up man
xR1: What do you want man?
Confusion: My girl just caught me
xR1: You let her catch you?
Confusion: I don't know how I let this happen
xR1: With who?
Confusion: The girl next door, you know?
Confusion: Man
Confusion: I don't know what to do
xR1: Say it wasn't you
Confusion: Alright

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

And that's how this happened,


[i][center][size="5"]It wasn't me Accords[/size][/center][/i]
This treaty is between the alliances of The New Guy and Fallen Knights with the intention of further ensuring the safety, security and prosperity of the membership of each alliance. It also serves as a symbol of the continually improving friendship, loyalty and bond shared between the two alliances.

Article I: Sovereignty[/b]
It must be understood that both alliances shall remain sovereign and independent organizations. Either organization undertaking action (aggressive or defensive) against other entities not included in this agreement does so without implication of the other signatory.

[b]Article II: Non-Aggression[/b]
No member of either signatory alliance may participate in, support, or condone military action against any member within the corresponding signatory. If a member nation of either signatory alliance is found to have done this, they will be ordered to offer peace within 24 hours of the initial notification, and pay reparations equivalent to the total damages inflicted. This payment of reparations must not take place if doing so would be in violation of any other treaty, document or instrument of surrender. Defending nations are required to limit retaliation to the number and type of attacks received.

If the attacking nation refuses to offer peace to the defending nation within the specified time frame, without credible reason explaining the lack of compliance to the articles of this treaty, the attacking nation will be expelled from their alliance. Further, the expelled nation is to be considered a rogue by both signatory alliances, and dealt with accordingly.

Article III: Civility[/b]
The membership of each signatory commit to remaining civil towards each other at all times, particularly in public channels, but also in private.

Article IV - Friendship[/b]
The signatory alliances and their members will treat each other with as much respect and decency as they would their own members. Healthy debate, discussion, and constructive criticism are not restricted, but alliance members are expected to show tact and consideration when addressing any grievances, namely by making full use of proper diplomatic channels, and never attempting to make public spectacles out of private matters. Any information gathered by one of the signatories with potential impact on the security of the other shall be promptly and privately forwarded to them, so long as it does involve hostile espionage of any kind.

[b]Article V - Assistance[/b]
Both signatories agree that neither is legally bound to grant request of military or financial aid form the other. Both signatories are encouraged to do so in the interest of friendship and building a healthy diplomatic relation, however requests may be denied with or without reason.

Article VI: Espionage[/b]
Both signed alliances agree that under no circumstances shall either signatory alliance engage in espionage against the other. Further, should a signatory receive information that points towards a possible leak in another signatory's security, this information must be shared and discussed immediately.

[b]Article VII: Intelligence[/b]
Neither signatory alliance shall withhold information from the other signatory alliance that constitutes a direct threat to the security or well-being of the other signatory alliance. Both signatories shall strive to keep the each other informed of non-emergency situations as often as possible.

[b]Article VIII - Termination[/b]
Termination of this pact requires 48 hours notice. This notice is required to be given firstly via private channels. Any intentional or planned violations of the articles within this treaty result in the treaty being considered immediately void, unless otherwise agreed upon by the leadership of both signatories.

Signed for The New Guy
[i]Confusion[/i] - Executive Agent, Mr. Sexy
[i]Cosmo777[/i] - His Special Agent
[i]Axolotlia [/i]- Agent of Foreign Affairs, Waffles > Pancakes

Signed for Fallen Knights
[i]xR1 Fatal Instinct[/i] - Overlord
[i]Katskip[/i] - Overlord
[i]Otto I[/i] - Prime Minister
[i]President Hiller[/i] - Lord of Foreign Affairs
[i]President Stanin[/i] - Lord of Internal Affairs
[i]Deestroyer[/i] - Lord of War


tl;dr PIAT between The New Guy and Fallen Knights.

That's all
Special thanks to Lusitan[/size]

Edited by Confusion
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