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NPO: The Tabloid Tribune - Issue #158


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[quote name='Katsumi' date='12 June 2010 - 03:09 PM' timestamp='1276319339' post='2334619']
It's quite simple. The media department of the New Pacific Order can say whatever it wants, whether entirely factual, partially factual, or completely non-factual. Some would prefer to make empty demands when the media department does not accede to their version of events, though they won't actually do anything in response to alleged "slander".

I suspect there's a chance you'll get an apology and correction, but then again, propaganda can also be used to rewrite history. Would you or anyone else actually do something to protect your reputation and maintain long-term stability, even if it meant rejecting some of your own ideals? I think not.
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Is this defence of NPO the official position of the SOS Brigade? Can we expect a treaty in the upcoming weeks?

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[quote name='Voytek' date='12 June 2010 - 06:13 AM' timestamp='1276319590' post='2334624']
Is this defence of NPO the official position of the SOS Brigade? Can we expect a treaty in the upcoming weeks?
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NPO will be our protectorate in two weeks. Or you're just taking an independent view to illogical extremes. (Hint: it's the latter)

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[quote name='Katsumi' date='12 June 2010 - 12:17 AM' timestamp='1276319831' post='2334632']
NPO will be our protectorate in two weeks. Or you're just taking an independent view to illogical extremes. (Hint: it's the latter)
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Watch out for Voytek's poise and witty retorts. I hear they are masterful, Katsumi

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[quote name='Voytek' date='12 June 2010 - 01:13 AM' timestamp='1276319590' post='2334624']
Is this defence of NPO the official position of the SOS Brigade? Can we expect a treaty in the upcoming weeks?
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No, they're signing an MADP with us :v:

Nice one, Paul. Thanks for the distraction from silliness elsewhere. :)

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[quote name='Wentworth the Brave' date='12 June 2010 - 03:21 PM' timestamp='1276320046' post='2334638']
Watch out for Voytek's poise and witty retorts. I hear they are masterful, Katsumi
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You're too kind. What did I ever do to deserve such glowing praise?

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[quote name='Voytek' date='12 June 2010 - 12:27 AM' timestamp='1276320404' post='2334649']
You're too kind. What did I ever do to deserve such glowing praise?
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It actually was a slight compliment, a tip of the hat. I enjoy when you post.

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[quote name='Banksy' date='11 June 2010 - 11:42 PM' timestamp='1276321306' post='2334665']
Your sigs are lacking the personal touch that comes with all babyjesus products. I had to install a mod D:
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His entire tabloid is lacking in Banksy. I am disappoint. I suppose us ODNistas are too irrelevant. :P

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[quote name='Kalasin' date='12 June 2010 - 01:52 AM' timestamp='1276321918' post='2334675']
His entire tabloid is lacking in Banksy. I am disappoint. I suppose us ODNistas are too irrelevant. :P
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Sorry, since you fall under the Mushroom Kingdom Co-Prosperity Sphere your only task is to help fuel our Global Information Market[sup]TM[/sup]

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[quote name='Feanor Noldorin' date='12 June 2010 - 02:00 AM' timestamp='1276322433' post='2334687']
By yourself? Nope.
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By those standards not even once.

Is it just me or does MK/CnG and NPO need a room? I find your obsession of each other kind of cute though. It touches me ways only goats have before... :wub:

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[quote name='Believland' date='12 June 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1276322803' post='2334689']
By that standards not even once.

Is it just me or does MK/CnG and NPO need a room? I find your obsession of each other kind of cute though. It touches me ways only goats have before... :wub:
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We're obsessed with NPO? Why didn't anybody tell me?

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[quote name='supercoolyellow' date='12 June 2010 - 04:29 PM' timestamp='1276324156' post='2334706']
This issue was more about dogging people, and lacked the tongue in cheek wit that I expect from the the tribune :(
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I agree (welp), whoever's telling SirPaul what to write about is really pushing his ability to extract humour from a situation to the limit. Wit is being sacrficed for the sake of a really obvious political objective.

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[quote name='Voytek' date='12 June 2010 - 01:35 AM' timestamp='1276324524' post='2334712']
I agree (welp), whoever's telling SirPaul what to write about is really pushing his ability to extract humour from a situation to the limit. Wit is being sacrficed for the sake of a really obvious political objective.
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On the bright side, if the next issue involves UPN/BAPS, the lolz should be epic with Sir Paul's slant.

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[quote name='Believland' date='12 June 2010 - 07:07 AM' timestamp='1276322803' post='2334689']
By those standards not even once.

Is it just me or does MK/CnG and NPO need a room? I find your obsession of each other kind of cute though. It touches me ways only goats have before... :wub:
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:( I miss billy :(

Great read Sir Paul. Keep 'em coming.

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[quote name='R3nowned' date='12 June 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1276341002' post='2334836']
Tehehe, amusing as always

Also, it's more amusing to see people still taking this [i]tabloid[/i] seriously. Read it, have a laugh, and get over it :P
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hehehe i sure laffed wat a hilarious laff i had in response to this hilarious laffy tabloid :P

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