KingChris Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://homepage.mac.com/catservants/iblog/C2042420000/E20080912021402/Media/Keith%20Olbermann%20Countdown%20368X278.jpg[/img][/center] "Good evening, I'm Keith Olbermann. Our fifth story in the "Countdown": [center][url=http://j.imagehost.org/view/0697/george-bush][img]http://j.imagehost.org/t/0697/george-bush.jpg[/img][/url][/center] That President Caudill is the worst president in the USA's existence -- indeed, the worst president EVER to head a government of any kind of the whole human history -- is beyond dispute. But even Mr. Caudill's harshest critics had, until this week, credited him with a MODICUM of human decency -- a decency utterly BELIED by the tape you are presently to see, a tape at which, at a White House press conference, Mr. Caudill abruptly launches into a stream of ugly racist invective that would embarrass even David Duke! We turn now to Michael Hilyard, board member of the New Jersey branch of the NAACP. As always Michael, great thanks for your time." [center][img]http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jesse-jackson-jr.jpg[/img][/center] "Happy to be here, Keith." "Michael, given the vile nature of his racist tirade, should not Mr. Caudill immediately resign?" "Well, Keith, I haven't really seen the tape. Is it... [i]that[/i] bad?" "It is, without question, one of the most REPELLANT displays of bigotry I have EVER witnessed!" (Cut to Caudill delivering a speech on tape) [center][img]http://www.iwebie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/george-bush.jpg[/img][/center] "...and to conduct a full-scale investigation... to hunt down... and to find those folks... who committed this act." (Cut back to Michael) "I'm sorry. Is that -- is that the whole tape? Because, I'll be honest, I'm not really seeing the racism there." (Keith puffs his cheeks.) "To find those folks." "Folks?" "Well, he [i]obviously[/i] meant African-Americans." "Really? Well... it didn't hit me [i]that[/i] way." "We will find the folks." "Yeah. Also, in that clip, he's talking about a Middle Eastern terrorist group, whose members are entirely Middle Eastern and not Black." "So we have a president who is not only a racist, but also an imbecile." "That -- that's not what I meant!" "Michael Hilyard of the NAACP. It's always so great, thanks for your time. We'll be back after a few short commercials!" "No, no, no! That's not what I meant!" Edited June 8, 2010 by KingChris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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